[Urban Elf + Funny Single Female Lead + Crazy Playing of Memes + Non-Toxic]

The elf world and the real world merge and intertwine into a whole new world.

The extremely rational Maura.

I am an assassin who reaps harvests in the darkness, and every strike of my sword is a critical hit.

Tsundere Gardevoir.

I am the queen, shining with confidence.

The introduction is weak, please read the text~

Dear readers of the old books, please come back soon~

[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.

Gods raise pious lambs, while wizards reap the fruits called "Gods." This is a world dominated by extraordinary wizards, and Roland unexpectedly transmigrates here, becoming one of many wizarding apprentices. Carrying his own player panel, Roland embarks on his wizarding journey. Researching potions, modifying bloodlines, altering spells, conquering the astral planes, hunting gods, pursuing truth—his shadow is present in everything. Many star ages later, a figure appears on the Throne of Truth, researching the birth and destruction of planes. "Knowledge is the source that moves everything; those who only know how to fight and kill are merely slaves to power." —Shadow of the Mortal World, Seeker of Truth, Ring of Truth, Crown of the Sun—Roland.

Waking up to find himself in an American comic book world, he becomes the mastermind behind everything using blank cards, freely customizing prop cards, character cards, scene cards, and identity cards. From the Predator to Tomie Kawakami, New York is engulfed in bizarre cases. Recruiting begins in Milwaukee, mutants join Vought International, and who will be the next superhero reality show star? Meanwhile, S.H.I.E.L.D. captures an alien meteorite containing a time machine that brings crucial information to the Earth Guard: "The cosmic overlord of Endgame has launched a superhero extermination plan." "To ensure final victory, there is only one way..."

Gu Changtian accidentally travels to the world of One Piece and is bound to the One-Punch Man Summoning System. In the One Piece world, he establishes the First Legion and continuously accumulates shock points.

Such a terrifying demon has crossed over into the world of One Piece. What will become of the One Piece world...?

"The Warring States period was terrifying; the First Legion members were all like monsters..."

Whitebeard: "Giants are the strongest men in the world..."

Redhead: "Oh no, my pride isn't working anymore..."

Garp: "Even my iron fist can't beat the First Legion..."

Kizaru: "No matter how much money you offer me, I won't fight the First Army..."

[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

……………

Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

Su Yun, who just wanted to go out to find food, was ambushed by "Optimus Prime" and died on the spot. When he woke up again, he found that he had come to America on the other side of the ocean, and he had traveled through time in his physical body. More importantly, this was Marvel.

What he saw before his eyes was a broken world. He swiped along the wall and it collapsed. Just when Su Yun thought that he had awakened the same Mystic Eyes of Death Perception as Sister Shiki, he saw strange [entries] floating above the heads of passers-by. Su Yun then discovered that there were strange [entries] floating above his head as well. The Mystic Eyes of Death Perception was the ability of one of these [entries]. Su Yun understood that his true abilities were these [entries] that others could not see.

Su Yun found a cloak of Alexander the Great in an antique shop and extracted the term "Conquer" from it. Thinking of a certain conqueror king, Su Yun decided to use the term "Conquer" to summon him.

"Using the combination of [Conquer], [Red Hair], [Charm] and [Cavalry], I'm sure I can point to the King of Conquerors. There will definitely be no problem this time!" Su Yun, who had made a mistake in summoning once, made what he thought was perfect preparation to summon a powerful helper for himself.

The result was that a demon with circle eyes was summoned.

"Ms. Makima, please sign a contract with me and become my family!"

…

[Entry] - [The One Who Escaped Death]: Trapped in death, yet escaped death. Ability: His eyes can see the death of conceptual objects and bring death upon them, manifesting as the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.

[Personality Correction Fist]: After equipping, hitting the target's head with your fist can break the negative mental effects such as amnesia, split personality, and being manipulated.

[Walking on thin ice] [Falling asleep immediately]…

Good news: Lynn has been reborn! Bad news: He's transmigrated into the world of American comics, specifically a Marvel/DC hybrid comic book where major events can happen at any moment. Fortunately, his adoptive father is Superman, and he himself has a template of a certain Chinese Superman. As he grows older, his abilities gradually awaken. His adoptive mother, Lois, looking at the extremely familiar Iron Man, super strength, heat vision… her expression instantly becomes serious. “Clark, I need a reasonable explanation!” “Lois, will you listen to my explanation…?” Looking at his aggrieved father, Lynn helplessly displays his unique Yin-Yang form and dimensional travel abilities. “Would you believe me if I said this was a free skin from a game character?” And then, the American comic book world welcomes a new Superman who's turned evil. (ps: Lighthearted, classic, blending…)

"If we're not sisters, how could a girl like you design a game like this?"

A player stared at the shattered pieces of meat scattered on the computer screen and the accompanying voiceover saying "Piece it back together," and broke down in despair.

"Honestly, even by the end, I felt like I was the victim. The person who designed this game should probably have a mental health clinic."

"Why is there another mental hospital in the open world in this update?"

"Bu Dui!"

"Mental hospital?"

"Bu Hao!"

"She's still putting in the effort! She's still putting in the effort!"

………

A genius horror game designer suddenly appeared on the blue planet.

This designer's vast world exploration is filled with eeriness, suspense, horror, and gore...

Finally, some players couldn't take the game's intensity anymore and began to launch a fierce attack on the designer.

The person who watched the designer's live stream was stunned.

The person who designed these terrifying games was actually a woman!

She's still a cute little white-haired girl!

"Little sister, let me take you to play that popular Bloody Ranch game online."

"Oh, that one I designed."

"I've already completed the game perfectly."

"A perfect playthrough in real life."

The player, staring at the walkthrough that required beheading the butcher to achieve a perfect victory, fell into a long silence.

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity