Zhou Chen traveled through time and space to become an outer sect disciple of the Wenxian Sect. He was once the outer sect's number one genius, but before entering the inner sect, he encountered a challenge from the Son of Destiny and failed. He suffered humiliation and his Taoism heart was completely destroyed. From then on, his cultivation stagnated and he became the sect's biggest joke.

At this time, Zhou Chen, who traveled through time, suddenly found that he had awakened the golden finger, which allowed him to check everyone's recent opportunities. What? Plundering other people's opportunities, the system will return you ten thousand times?

Are you a child of destiny? About to obtain a ground-level technique? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the emperor-level technique ten thousand times!

Are you the reincarnation of a powerful being? Will you soon refine the spiritual essence of heaven and earth? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the spiritual essence of heaven and earth ten thousand times!

Are you the future Emperor? About to obtain a sacred spiritual weapon? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the innate imperial weapon ten thousand times over!

Are you the Saint of the Ancient Clan? Will you be rescued by the protagonist soon? Will you tame the Golden Emperor's Heavenly Flame and pledge your love to him? Take it all away! System: Return the complete Empress's bloodline + the Golden Emperor's Supreme Flame ten thousand times over!

[It is midnight] [Green intelligence: Outside the Corpse Refining Cave, dig two feet under a half-cut ancient locust tree three miles northeast, and you will find a slightly damaged ancient magic weapon!] [Purple intelligence: A remnant soul of a Jindan-stage demon cultivator is hidden in the Xuanyin Flag, waiting for an opportunity to take over the body. You can use the Xuanyin Flag's reversal spell to reverse the swallowing. The spell is as follows...] [White intelligence: Li Jiang, the corpse-raising servant who has just moved into the stone chamber next door, has a specially made corpse-raising pill in his hand. It contains a corpse-controlling Gu. After taking it, the Gu will break out of the pill and be controlled by it!] [Golden intelligence: Gu Kun, the former leader of the Huangquan Sect, was suppressed by the current leader at the Demon Sect's God-breaking Cliff.

With a superior-grade spiritual root and having joined the Tianxiao Sect — the hegemon of an entire continent — Li Changming thought cultivation wasn't difficult.

“Senior Brother, want to go on a mission with me?” The junior sister looked at him with affectionate eyes.

“Hold on a moment!”

【Junior sister invites you; you feel joyful inside】

【Accepting the invitation will incur major karmic ties: "Path of Destiny", gain immortal-grade technique "Great Heavenly Immortal Technique"; but also trigger karmic consequences — major: "Gaze of the True Immortal"; minor: "Sect Crisis"; strong: "Son of Nascent Soul"; weak: …】

“Too dangerous, I refuse!”

【Refused the invitation, severed karma, received one Qi Refining Pill】

Originally, Li Changming thought he'd follow the cultivation path of cautious survival — the "Gou Dao" way — but later realized that wasn’t for him.

“Cultivation should be about slaying demons and eliminating evil!”

(Alternate title: Cultivation Was Too Boring, So I Decided to Uphold Justice!)

Jiang Yun had just transmigrated into a fantasy cultivation world when, before he could even grasp his situation, he was accidentally killed by collateral damage from a battle between supreme experts. Fortunately, between life and death, Jiang Yun activated the Infinite Resurrection System. The stronger the enemy who killed him and the greater the impact caused, the more generous the system rewards he would receive. From that moment, his greatest desire was to be killed!

An imperial prince of a celestial dynasty: "What trash dares compete with me for treasures!"

Ding! Host resurrected. Obtained usage rights of the opponent's magical artifact!

An immortal from the Upper Realm casually annihilated Jiang Yun: "Disobedient ants shall share this wretch's fate!"

Ding! Host resurrected. Plundered ten thousand years of the opponent's cultivation!

Ding!........*

Countless years later, Jiang Yun had attained the realm of Immortal Emperor, standing atop the world. A junior admirer asked: "Senior, what enabled your ascension to Immortal Emperor?"

Jiang Yun stroked his non-existent beard: "I achieved this through my own relentless efforts. Though if I must name what sets me apart... perhaps it's my fearless daring in battle and disregard for life or death!"

Is the alchemy elder arrogant? Excuse me, if I pass by your alchemy room, your furnace of divine pills will explode into charcoal.

The Holy Land wants to destroy me? I'll give myself three days and three nights of diarrhea, and your mountain protection formation will collapse on the spot due to "disrepair"!

The sect's patriarch pointed a finger, ready to wipe out this unlucky star of mine! I slammed him flat on his face! The next second, his natal immortal sword shattered into pieces, his ten thousand years of cultivation instantly lost, and a meteorite from outer space smashed precisely into his crown! The patriarch died with grievances, while I silently watched the system prompt: [Bad luck transfer successful, bad luck value +99999!]

Years later, when I became a taboo that all gods and demons feared, I just threw up my hands helplessly:

"I really didn't want to be the mastermind behind this. I just wanted to survive, but you had to mess with me, a poor bastard!"