[Solo fan of Sai Feier!] + [Daily life?] + [System] + [Positive and uplifting!] + [Not a wish-fulfillment story] + [Plot-driven]

"System, if the ending is destined to be shattered, then let me steal a comedy that never ends."

The time traveler Li Hao has two secrets: he stole from all over Onphalos just to build an amusement park; he bickers with the cat thief every day because he's afraid of hearing the flowers wither.

While Saifeier used the Titan's body as a cat tree, Li Hao was peeling an apple with Bai'er's sword; while Aglaia's gold thread wrapped around Ohma, he was auctioning off a seamstress's dress at the Marble Market, simply because Saifeier had bet that he dared not.

"Little Rizi, the carousel you built for the wheelchair girl... was it modified from the rings behind Aigle?"

"That's called making full use of resources! We can't just leave it there!"

"But you were clearly forcibly broken off from Aigle!"

It wasn't until the starry sky of Onphalus began to crack that these two sworn enemies discovered—

Even if she could surpass the radiance, she could not escape her destined fate.

Even if he could steal death, he couldn't steal a perfect ending.

A chilling system notification rang out: [The final performance, please steal the tears of "The End"]

In the new era, the city I live in is known as the safest place in the world... because I, who had become a demon, was caught.

Many young girls have heard an urban legend:

Legend has it that at a certain crossroads, there exists a pawn shop called No. 0, whose owner is a demon.

The devil will favor beautiful girls, granting their desires and tempting them to fall.

...

"Mr. Su Yun, what do you think of the comments above?" asked Eriri, the "loser," holding the microphone.

"Well..." Su Yun smiled slightly and put the clown mask on Eriri's face. "Is it possible that this isn't just a rumor?"

(The plot has been heavily modified; proceed with caution if you mind.)

(Original)

Punklords, the planet where hackers thrive.

Here, every hacker sees the universe as a grand game. They roam cyberspace, rewriting reality with a technology called "ether editing," forging one glorious legend after another. Occasionally, a genius among geniuses leaves Punk Lord and flies into the universe, regarding the vast galaxy as a second stage outside the beginner's village!

"Brownie! Where did you get the Ether Editor?"

"I already told you to call me Silver Wolf! The Ether Editor was obviously stolen from the company, right?"

"I'm speechless. Didn't you think the two of us were in enough danger? And you actually..."

"So, I'm asking you, do you want to be a hacker?"

"In no mood."

"You! You're so stubborn, then play video games with me!"

...

Years later, Luo Shuangyu looked at the girl playing games on his body, the wicked woman calmly wiping her coat, the brothers who kept dying, and the riddle-maker who never explained himself clearly. He couldn't help but wonder if his impulsive decision to join the Star Core Hunters was the right one.

"Kid the Phantom Thief, known as the Gentleman Thief, the Magician of the Moonlight, the Man of Miracles… yet no one knows his true face. His name, age, height, even gender are a mystery. He is the most enigmatic figure in the world." — Gotham Gazette "Gotham, Metropolis, Star City, Central City, Seaside City… Kid the Phantom Thief's footprints are all over the world. Almost every well-known superhero has tried to capture him, but none have succeeded, not a single one!" — Daily Planet "I used to think Kid the Phantom Thief was just a simple thief, but I was wrong. His abilities are complex and unpredictable. His motives remain unknown. He may not be a bad person, but his unpredictability could have very dangerous consequences." — Batman "I admire him, but…"

Chen Yong, carrying the small cauldron, traveled to the world of cultivation and became a servant in the Xuan Yin Holy Land.

The small cauldron has incredible effects; it can devour spiritual materials and forcibly elevate one's cultivation level!

However, the small cauldron became burdened with a great karmic debt.

"So what if I bear the consequences? I've already profited..."

In order to quickly acquire a large amount of resources to improve his cultivation, he resolutely embarked on the path of the Thief Saint.

All things fall, and a whale is born!

Chen Yong, who soon became invincible in the lower realms, was as lonely as snow.

Ascending to the Immortal Realm means facing the inescapable cause and effect...

In 1920, the 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution—Prohibition—officially took effect. Jesse Lindsay, transported to Chicago, built his "beverage" business during the Roaring Twenties. At that time, Al Capone, the underground emperor, was just taking his first steps towards dominating Chicago. As the iron fist of the Great Depression slammed into the bubble of false prosperity, Jesse Lindsay's name had already resounded throughout North America!

[Start with a mountain, become stronger by kidnapping a bride + harem + system]

Good news, I've traveled through time, but I'm a bandit!

Li Guannan, who transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty, became a bandit on Tingye Mountain. Fortunately, he activated the Bride-Snatching System!

[Bride-Snatching System]? Can you become stronger simply by snatching brides?

Moreover, the more beautiful and skilled the woman who is captured and brought up the mountain, the better the reward she will receive.

“I’m a respectable man, how could I do something like this to break up a loving couple?” Li Guannan said as he rushed into the bridal sedan chair and snatched the bride out.

However, looking at the reward for completing the mission, he fell into deep thought once again: "I'm just a mountain bandit, and you're rewarding me with the Great Snow Dragon Rider?"

Isn't this forcing myself to rebel?

Meanwhile, his spies also brought back a series of good news.

"What? The Great Xia wants to marry its princess to sue for peace?"

"The Jade Maiden Sect's ethereal fairy maiden forced into a marriage?"

"Such a good thing? I love attending weddings, I have to bring the Great Snow Dragon Rider to join in the fun!"

As a result, while the wedding banquet was in full swing, Li Guannan inexplicably found himself with hundreds of thousands of Snow Dragon Riders under his command.

"Brother, it's getting cold, put on your robe."

Looking at the dragon robes his men had draped over him, Li Guannan couldn't help but sigh, "You've really made my life miserable!"

[Sequence][Sect Cult][Farming][Group Portrait][Darkest Dungeon]

The stars gradually returned to their correct orbits.

Hamlet, a dilapidated town located at the center of the universe.

The great Mayor Yang Wei-li was welcomed.

Hunting soul beasts, acquiring soul rings, collecting faith, and ascending to godhood at level 100! This is the world of soul masters. Zhao Liuyun, carrying a class panel, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Douluo Continent. An abandoned child, he begins as a "thief." Awakening his martial soul, he steals opportunities in dreams. Moving between various classes, with his infinite unique traits, he constructs a unique path to godhood. Seizing the essence of heaven and earth, gathering the wisdom of all beings, Zhao Liuyun sows faith in countless dreams, forging his own divine position in the depths of illusion. When the power of dreams is enough to overwrite reality, he becomes omniscient and omnipotent!

【Variety show live broadcast + gender-swapped cat girl + cool story】

In the year 2052, the world is at peace, but crime continues.

In order to deter criminals and raise people's awareness of prevention, countries around the world jointly organized the "Global Capture: Thief's Doomsday" program.

The program team promised that contestants could steal legally, and the items obtained would be cashed by the program team, but they would be eliminated if caught by the pursuit team.

Su Fei'er was chosen to be a contestant. At the beginning, she merged the template of Bengtie's "Cat Thief" Su Fei'er and became a real cat girl.

As long as you play the role of the template, you can maintain integration.

Although Su Fei'er has Sai Fei'er's physical fitness and theft experience.

But it has only one magical ability: the power of deception "true lies" - as long as everyone believes it, the lie can come true.

And the more people believe a lie, the more powerful the "truth" becomes.

In order to play the role of "Cat Thief" well, do a good job in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and gain more "real" abilities to become stronger.

Su Feier decided to deceive the whole world through the live broadcast of the show!

After the show started, when Su Feier used various cheating abilities to sneak around the world with the pursuit team,

The audience couldn't help but shout out in disbelief:

"The end of thieves? No, the rise of the cat god!"

As countries upgrade their anti-theft measures, thieves caught around the world cry:

"Cat God, stop showing off and give your colleagues some room to survive. This is really going to be the end of the world!"

And the poor orphans around the world whose lives have been improved thanks to Sufei's support:

"Thank you, Master Thief Cat!