What does it feel like to wake up almost buried alive? Jiang Bai felt panicked and kicked open the coffin lid, only to bump into Hu Tao, the head of the Hall of Rebirth. Having been resurrected, Jiang Bai was taken back to the Hall of Rebirth by Hu Tao, who, as he wished, placed great hopes on him. "One day, your name, Jiang Bai, the Soul Ferryman, will resound throughout every corner of Teyvat," the imposing Hall Master Hu declared with a wave of his hand. Jiang Bai, the hard-working man burdened with such expectations, watched as a huge pie fell on his face, nearly breaking his teeth. ——————Ps: No reading difficulties for those unfamiliar with Genshin Impact; this will guide you through experiencing the world of Genshin Impact from another perspective.
This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.
[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]
Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.
But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.
With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.
[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]
[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]
[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]
[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]
[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]
[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]
[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]
Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!
[Genshin Impact Fanfiction] [Semi-Invincible] [Lighthearted] [Multiple Heroines]
"Mr. Chen Jin, as everyone knows, you are a person who enjoys gloating, betraying those who have helped you, and indulging in debauchery... May I ask, through what despicable means did you obtain the position of Executive Officer of the Fools?"
"It's Charlotte, the top reporter," she asked.
“I’ll say it again! There are two criteria for selecting the Fools’ Executive Officer: good looks and strong abilities! Obviously, I meet both! And who said these things?! This is slander! Slander! How do I even qualify for these words…”
Mr. Chen Jin was clearly stung by the question, refuted it, and expressed his extreme indignation at such accusations.
......
Chen Jin transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat and was taken in by the Queen to become her executor.
He even has a system that can extract skills from anime.
What is he going to do? It's so hard to guess!
[Starry Sky Railway][Joyful and Cunning][Contrasting Little Pigeon][Pure and Flawless Goddess][Gacha Character][Girl]
"May the moonlight connect you and me, and I will take care of you."
The world-renowned Miss Franya drove players crazy with just one sentence and one PV. She's number one in strength, story, and fan art. She's undoubtedly the developers' favorite daughter.
"Our goddess always grants any request, as everyone knows. The pharmacist is also known as Little Nia."
"Legs, I could play with these legs for a year, no, I could play with them for a lifetime!"
"Goddess, please forgive me, I really..."
"Hurry up and get into the pool, I can't wait to use my special ticket to draw the Goddess, oh no, to caress the Goddess."
On the surface, she is the Moon Goddess of the universe, but behind the scenes, she also has her own little schemes. Is it cunning? Or is it resistance? But isn't a life with emotions and desires the only true life?
A sneak peek at the Fairy Boat:
"Abundance": Wow, I think you're very qualified!
"Hunting": Longevity Plague Ancestor! Where are you looking?! Wait? Isn't that my immortal ship?!
"Joy": Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!
Pinocone's little preview:
A mysterious woman in purple said, "So, I've made my move."
Huang Quan: "??"
Flania: "??"
[Game design + live streaming + depressing the whole world]
Unexpectedly transported to a parallel world, Qin You becomes the owner of a bankrupt game company. Amidst numerous crises, fortunately, a system appears.
By utilizing the emotion points generated by players' emotions, Qin You can obtain all the games from his previous life!
The game "NieR: Automata" started with just three androids, forcing millions of players to tearfully delete their save files and rewrite the ending!
Passerby A: Waaaaah, please save the game for 2B and 9S!
Passerby B: Qin You, that old scoundrel, has done so much harm!
Passerby C: NieR is a great game, but... ugh, it's a bit of a waste of paper!
Assassin's Creed, Sekiro, Titanfall, Wanda and the Statue of Stone, Genshin Impact...
One game after another was released, and before we knew it...
Qin You has already amassed numerous accolades, and even his underlings have created the masterpiece "Sky: Children of the Light," earning him the title of "Game Zen Master" and making him a global sensation.
Genshin Impact + Tomb Raiding + No Couples
"We can explore the area ahead another time... just kidding!"
—And so, Master Hu Tao plunged headfirst into a “brand new instance” that even Paimon could be scared away!
Walnut, the 77th generation head of the Wangsheng Hall, who was happily "expanding his business" on Wuwangpo, encountered the most outrageous negative review in Teyvat history: terrible leyline channels and awful navigation! The service was so bad that they threw the customer out of the world!
When I opened my eyes, I saw a gloomy and eerie primeval forest, and all I could hear was the incoherent language of another world.
No elemental power replenishment? The monsters (?) are losing sanity faster and faster?
Are cars "metal-shelled, ghostly, earth-burrowing beasts"? Are firearms "mortal versions of the Rainbow-Piercing Spear"?
The concepts of life and death here are so crude that they would make even professionals' scalps tingle!
Walnut: Oh no, have I become an abnormal creature? But it's okay, the business scope of the Hall of Rebirth is the stars and the sea (just kidding)!
When the tomb raiding trio meets an otherworldly fire-type berserker (who also happens to be the head of a funeral home):
Fatty Wang: "Naive! Bro! Look! I found a little girl who can set fires to ward off evil spirits and even give psychological counseling to zongzi!"
Wu Xie: "...Did she just say that the Forbidden Woman's 'service quality is poor and needs to be dealt with in a bad review'?"
Zhang Qiling: "..." (Staring at the burning homa staff in Hu Tao's hand, lost in thought)
Black Bear: "Tsk, this flame is unscientific. Little sister, want to buy sunglasses? I'll give you a 1% discount."
"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I bask in the moonlight!"
—Hu Tao's Otherworldly Version—Still Not Off-Key?—Yeah, right!
[Rebirth + Fanfiction + System + Comedy + Genshin Impact + Romance Characters]
Han Yu had just finished helping his boss with his gaming session and lay down to sleep when he woke up to find himself transported to the Genshin Impact world and bound to the Contrast System.
I thought I would be invincible with this system, but it turns out to be a terrible system!
Is this really Bennett's nature? Bad luck is always with me!
Han Yu was unconvinced and decided to challenge the system!
[Task 1: The system has kidnapped Lynette for the host. Please go to Moman Palace within one hour, find Navelette, and successfully surrender.]
Han Yu: .....This is how you play it, right?
[Task Two: Treat everyone to a good meal in Melot Petersburg.]
Han Yu: I'd believe you if you said it was made by a shadow!
No, this contrast system will kill me sooner or later!
Wait, it seems like you can also romance characters!
Funina: "What a wonderful trip! My friend, I'm starting to love this feeling of freedom!"
Ying: "My sister is a great cook, do you want me to take you to see her?"
Zhongli: "From a purely rational perspective, Mr. Hanyu is truly an extraordinary person. It seems I must humbly seek your guidance."
[Task 3: Become an Executive Officer of the Fools]
D'Artagnan: "My Northern Bank!"
......
[National Fortune + Live Broadcast]
A national destiny matchmaking game has arrived, and in order to prevent the destruction of the world, chosen ones from all countries have embarked on a journey of dating extradimensional beings.
After entering the game, three doors will refresh every day. Opening one will allow you to marry one of millions of random creatures from another world.
Lu Bai was chosen at the start of the game to represent the Dragon Kingdom in the war... but he could see the prompts.
[Goblins are small, green-skinned creatures with human bodies who do not bathe.]
[Ogres are enormous, blue-skinned creatures that feed on humans and do not bathe.]
While the chosen ones in other countries suffer mental breakdowns.
Lu Bai selected SSR-level characters such as the Saintess and the Elf one after another, and brought a lot of national fortune rewards to the Dragon Kingdom. He thought this was the peak, but he didn't expect there to be more to come!
The Soft-Boned Rabbit of Ten Thousand Years, the God-like Angel Yan, Shen He of Genshin Impact, the Silver Wolf of Xing Tie, Feng Baobao of Under One Person, Shao Siming of Qin's Moon, and Kikyo of Inuyasha.
They all became his marriage partners!
[Voices from the Heart] [Slime Technology] [Landing on Sky Island]
Su Chen transmigrates to the continent of Teyvat and becomes an intern at Jade Palace, only to have his thoughts overheard by his superior, Keqing.
"Su Chen, the Emperor has just passed away. What are your thoughts on Li Yue now?"
[Passed away? Wow, you're pretty good at offline monarch gameplay!]
"Su Chen, what do you think of Mondstadt and Inazuma's management systems?"
[One monarch has a laziness system, the other has a power-leveling system; following their example in Liyue would be a waste.]
Ke Qing looked completely bewildered: "Su Chen, can't you just say what you mean?"
Under Ke Qing's relentless pressure, Su Chen was forced to develop Teyvat's unique technologies.
Powered by fire slimes, they led Liyue into the steam age, invented steam trains to transport minerals, and invented steam warships to dominate the seas.
Using Rei Slimes as energy, he led Liyue into the electrical age, invented the mobile phone to connect the entire continent, invented the Gatling gun to wipe out the Abyss, and invented the rocket to take off and land on Sky Island.
This is outrageous!
(Single female lead + pure love + ensemble cast + behind-the-scenes elements + scumbag + a different kind of hero)
(The main character is Ellie, but the protagonist and Ellie are only spiritual companions.)
(Please note, the author does not want to hear any negative words about Ellie.)
(Ellie deserves the best of everything in the world, and I hope everyone can respect her.)
This article contains a large amount of Honkai and Star Iron elements; those who dislike this should not read it.
Because of a gacha pull in Honkai Impact 3rd that resulted in three S-rank characters and a full set of Stigmata, everything went black and I was transported to the Teyvat continent.
Perhaps because he didn't use the orthodox method of time travel, Chi Hui, who transformed into a demon god, only possessed the strength of a lower-level demon god.
Faced with the impending war between demons, lower-ranking demons are practically nothing compared to those on the street!
In order to save the dog's life, Chi Hui decided to work hard.
But... something feels off about Teyvat!
You meet a pink-haired beauty and she says her name is Alicia?
Your troops are from Qingche High School, and you're called Kevin?
Hey, who are you? Why are you chasing me?
Ah, Möbius? He wants to dissect me and study me!
No! Help!
There's also the hot-tempered robber, the rich woman Eden, the cunning nun, the chivalrous cat thief, the quirky Wilvie, and the Lady of the Lake (just kidding).
There are also the Sakura sisters who will not lose their families, the Gretchen family, and the three little ones in the laboratory.
So... for myself, for my friends, and even more so for Ellie!
Chi Hui decides to raise the banner of resistance and fight back against his unjust fate!
They vowed to storm Sky Island, all for a bright future!
Come on, justice prevails!
Let me see—how many divisions you have!