[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

[Female lead] [Will not marry] [Perhaps a hundred]

Reincarnated into another world as the Envoy of Abundance, and unexpectedly acquires a system? But I feel like the Masked Fool suits me better~

Sitting on a recliner in the flower shop, Bai Yan, wearing sunglasses and holding potato chips in one hand and a can of soda in the other, gently swung his legs. He watched from afar as Yongdai, the girl on the Hokage Rock, was once again "cuckolded" by his own son. A slight smile played on his lips, his bright, youthful smile filling the flower shop with a cheerful atmosphere.

When the Mirror Sphere—the reflection of the world humans usually live in—was wreaking havoc across the universes, the Jewel King dragged Paracelsus off the Throne of Heroes and shoved him into the multiverse, which was suffering at the hands of Heroic Spirits.

Superman/Batman/Captain America/Iron Man/Green Lantern: "You're here to save our universe, right?"

Paracelsus smiled without saying a word.

The superheroes: "Right...right?"

Paracelsus, the great magician of Averageone, a man of kind nature, rationality, composure, and aversion to fighting—a progenitor of modern alchemy and a once-in-a-millennium talent—shaked his head.

"Save what?"

"The Earth is about to be wiped out! Everyone will die!"

They all must die!

Paracelsus closed his eyes with a sense of peace, knowing that he had died peacefully in 1541.

[Family-based cultivation] + [Stable and versatile] + [Pseudo-multiple female leads] + [Sudden enlightenment of cultivation techniques] + [Resource development] + [Kill when necessary]

P.S.: This is a pseudo-multiple female lead story. There are multiple Daoist partners, some of whom will become family decision-makers, but they will not become the true female leads. The protagonist has only one goal: to cultivate immortality. (Those who don't like this should avoid this story in advance...)

The main character's role is primarily a one-man show at the beginning; the children's story begins after the 100,000-word mark.

Lu Chen transmigrated to a world of cultivators, lay dormant for many years, left his sect to establish a family, and strengthened his bloodline.

The bloodline's fortune nourishes the self, accelerating the condensation of the profound liquid in the treasure bottle.

The Yin-Yang Mystic Liquid, when ingested, can enlighten one's understanding of cultivation techniques and comprehend the Great Dao; when used, it can enhance spiritual beings, allowing them to reach higher levels.

Thus, Lu Chen created his own cultivation techniques and became proficient in alchemy, weapon crafting, talisman making, and array formation.

Others may excel in one field, but Lu Chen is the champion in every field.

Whenever a powerful enemy sets their sights on him, they are horrified to discover how incredibly cunning and shrewd he is!

Finally, this is a semi-collective portrait; everything Lu Chen does is to benefit his own cultivation. Anyone who interferes with him should be killed.

As far as possible respecting the original work, with slight creative additions… Li Shu transmigrated into the world of *Covering the Sky* and obtained a sign-in system, but the system just collapsed! He painstakingly cultivated for a hundred years, eventually becoming a saint, just in time to witness the grand gathering of all races held in the Yaochi Holy Land. As the newly crowned saint of the human race, Li Shu, together with the white-robed god-king Jiang Taixu, fought a bloody battle against ancient race powerhouses, securing an opportunity for peace talks for the human race. Li Shu became famous overnight, thus beginning his fantastical journey in the *Covering the Sky* world… Ye Fan: This guy is really wasting his talent not going into business! Black Emperor: This guy is even more ruthless than me, does he get a sense of accomplishment from always bullying me? Forbidden Zone Supreme: This guy who achieved enlightenment in an unconventional way…

Li Huoyuan transmigrated to the Daye Dynasty and became a fisherman.

While others are struggling to survive, Li Huoyuan uses his cheat ability to "analyze everything" and frantically enhance his abilities.

[By analyzing a fish, you gain the "favor of the waters," granting you the power to control water.]

[You dissect a crab and gain the power of "mighty claws," your grip strength can crush even the hardest rocks.]

[You analyze a cultivator who has entered the Dao and obtain the "Unrestricted" destiny, allowing you to freely learn the techniques of various cultivators without mutual incompatibility.]

[You analyze the Formless Grand Duke Jupiter; any secret techniques it possesses ultimately originate from itself.]

...

Years later, he will seize the power of heaven and earth to forge an indestructible golden body.

With a wave of his hand, he could suppress all the heavens; with a turn of his hand, he could burn all the worlds to ashes. All the gods revered him.

From this point on, he was respectfully addressed as the Lord of All Laws.

A humorous story set in a traditional courtyard house, set in a bygone era without violence, featuring a protagonist who is a master of wit and a professional entertainer, embodying the style of Lao Liu.

Wang Dapeng traverses the Qinman Courtyard, a haven for villains, and discovers his reputation is damaged during his battles with the residents.

Adhering to the principle that if you can't adapt to your environment, then make your environment adapt to you; and if you get soaked, you can't let your opponents have an umbrella, Wang Dapeng decided to ruin everyone's reputation.

Thus began the evolution of the courtyard house: from the hijacking courtyard house to the crippled courtyard house, the cult courtyard house, the staged accident courtyard house, and finally the law-abiding courtyard house.

The main character messes things up, ruins his reputation, and can't get married. In order not to stand out from the crowd, he ruins the reputations of everyone else in the compound, making it impossible for them to get married.

Then he secretly married, keeping it a secret from his family in the courtyard house, and settled down to a life of wife, children, and a warm bed.

It features either a single or dual female lead, and the protagonist's cheat ability is a jade carving in a cultivator's home. She can farm and possesses several bionic puppets of various forms.

Yang Ming, a master chef, tragically perished in a shipwreck.

When he woke up, he found himself transported to Japan in the 1990s.

He happened to read in the newspaper that Shinichi Kudo was the savior of Japan.

Yang Ming then realized that he had transmigrated into the famous anime, Detective Conan, from his previous life.

To his surprise, he discovered that he had awakened the ability to gain talent points by eating delicious food.

With the idea that being near death is the safest option, Yang Ming decisively took over the coffee shop below the Mouri Detective Agency.

And so, a Chinese restaurant quietly opened in Japan...

From suppressing the rebellion and reducing the power of the princes to relocating the capital and compiling the classics, from conquering the Mongols to venturing to Southeast Asia, I was omnipresent, yet no one knew of my presence. I wielded power in my sleeves, traveling incognito, discreetly! Discreetness is the key to success. A tortuous life, a passive fate, ultimately led to his rise and counterattack. Seemingly a powerless imposter, he reversed his passive life trajectory, creating a new landscape for the entire environment! The turbulent struggle for the throne, the meticulously planned reforms to reduce the power of the princes, the glorious moment of the Yongle Encyclopedia, the decisive relocation of the capital, the internal strife and external rebellions—in all these events, large and small, his shadow could not be erased, his footprints could not be concealed! The early Ming Dynasty was a time of constant turmoil. It was an era of receding turmoil, yet a group of heroes and ruthless figures stirred history, pushing the Ming Dynasty's rule to its first peak! In such a historical context, how did a small figure from modern times manage to manipulate events, intervene in such upheaval, and achieve his own discreet glory?

You mean... someone like me—plain-looking, a homebody, a daydreamer, socially awkward, with no special talents, mediocre grades, an average job, and even a less-than-gentle personality—full of flaws, will encounter multiple beauties with different charms and unhappy childhoods in my transmigrated life. And they'll all be moved by my past and present actions, lowering their heads shyly, flustered in front of me, their faces flushed, saying, "I like you, please go out with me"? And then, because I reject them, and they can't beat me, they'll team up and lock me in the basement? Hmph! Fake! So fake! [Nightmare] sneered. "You dare to show off your petty tricks in front of me!" "Let me break the hypnosis spell on myself!" "..." "?" "!" "Wait, why am I still here?" "No, why are you all still here too?!" —————— (The author has two million words of completed works; their integrity is guaranteed!)