The Sword Seller in Red Robe Deserves Applause for the Prankster

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[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"