Naruto Uzumaki awakens a "Listen to Advice System," earning various rewards by heeding and implementing others' suggestions. Thus, a new, honest man appears on the forum connecting countless worlds. The Man Standing in the Sky: "Longing is the emotion furthest from understanding. Learn to feign gentleness until you control everything." The Cautious Warrior: "This preparation is far from enough! Always go all out, treat your ultimate move like a normal attack! Absolute certainty is essential!" The Bald-Headed Cloaked Hero: "Push-ups, squats, long-distance running! More importantly—never turn on the air conditioning in summer! ...Years later. The Third Hokage: "Naruto is the most perfect ninja I've ever seen—elegant, disciplined, powerful...though I can't see through him at all." Sasuke Uchiha: "Impossible! Whether it's ninjutsu or physical strength, my eyes can't even keep up with his back!"
"Boss, something's not right with this 'Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms' manual!" Guo Jing said with a bitter face.
"Guo Jing, you're such an honest person, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air! It's just that your cultivation isn't up to par yet!" Qin Shouyi said righteously.
"Boss, I received this makeup guide for young girls, it's pretty good!" Little Dragon Girl sent a message.
"Thank you, dear, please remember to leave a five-star review!" Qin Shou immediately beamed with joy.
Having accidentally acquired the Multiverse Taobao System, Qin Shou has since evolved into a cunning merchant across the multiverse.
Whatever the customer needs, Qin Shou has it!
[No Main Character][Movie Viewing][Starry Sky Railway][Honkai Impact 3] A mysterious force pulls the cosmic beings of the Starry Sky Railway into a movie theater. Here, the nameless passengers of the Starry Sky Train learn in advance of their pioneering journey. "Thanks for the invitation. I was just born, and before I even fought the Doomsday Beast, I was glanced at by the Destruction Star God. Before I was even stabbed by the Flame Spear, I was glanced at by the Preservation Star God," Xing said proudly. "I've only been in the Immortal Ship Luofu for a few days, how did I get exposed!" Huanlong trembled with anger…
If the five elemental forces were given to a red-haired person, could he become a god?
Even a pig could be slaughtered by the five elemental forces.
Five elemental forces can put a blond guy to sleep.
Dissatisfied with the way the yellow-haired woman acted, Yi Xuan decided to travel back in time himself and teach her how to become a powerful and arrogant woman.
As a result, the body didn't go, but the soul did, and it ended up sharing a body with Ying.
[Physical publishing contract signed]
[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]
One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.
During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.
Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".
She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.
Before I met Chi Miao:
The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.
The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.
The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.
The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.
After getting to know Chi Miao:
Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."
Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."
Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."
The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."
Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.
Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!
Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"
He transmigrated to a civilization before Honkai Impact 3rd, but the system arrived 50,000 years earlier. [Mission: Witness Kiana's enrollment at Chiba Academy] "System, I ask you, what year did Kiana enroll?" [Post-Civilization Era 2013] "What time am I in now?" [Pre-Civilization Era 2012] "Then tell me, with a 50,000-year time difference, where am I supposed to find the three starter families to complete the mission?!" [Raiden Mei detected] Looking at Mei, certified by the system as Raiden Mei, Li Mu understood. "True strength never complains about the environment; if the conditions for completing the mission aren't there, they create them." "Kevin, put on this Chiba Academy girls' uniform. From today onwards, you're called Kiana." "What pre-civilization? This is clearly post-civilization!"... Until one day, a certain Earth God, wanting to skip school, came to this era under the pretext of learning history. He saw Schicksal, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent in a three-way standoff, while the Fire Moth was kicked to the side of the road. The Thirteen Heroes and the Thirteen Herrschers fought side-by-side, frantically beating the Cocoon of the End. There's another 'self' on the moon, inviting me to slurp noodles. "Where did I come from? Is this still a pre-civilization?"
After traversing the world for twenty years, Ye Chen finally awakened the [Tokusatsu Compilation System]. As long as he edits tokusatsu scenes, he can obtain generous rewards!
And so it was.
One tokusatsu video after another was created by Ye Chen and spread throughout the entire tokusatsu world!
'Senior Tachibana, why are you just watching?!'
'A true man!'
'A first-ever castoff in Cavaliers history, Hojo is a true man!'
'I'm fed up with every little setback now!'
'If you want to become light, Daigo will be boiled into soup.'
Duanmu Yan: Once you're an Ouke, always you're an Ouke!
...
Wang Xiaoming: "Aren't you going to say thank you, Brother Diqi?"
Tokiwa Sougo: "I just used the wrong method, why are you calling me the 'Flat Emperor'?"
Shinjo: "Daigo! The plane is going to crash!!"
One day.
When tokusatsu (special effects) is mapped onto reality.
Ye Chen gazed at the dazzling array of Knight Drivers before him, lost in thought...
A humorous story set in a traditional courtyard house, set in a bygone era without violence, featuring a protagonist who is a master of wit and a professional entertainer, embodying the style of Lao Liu.
Wang Dapeng traverses the Qinman Courtyard, a haven for villains, and discovers his reputation is damaged during his battles with the residents.
Adhering to the principle that if you can't adapt to your environment, then make your environment adapt to you; and if you get soaked, you can't let your opponents have an umbrella, Wang Dapeng decided to ruin everyone's reputation.
Thus began the evolution of the courtyard house: from the hijacking courtyard house to the crippled courtyard house, the cult courtyard house, the staged accident courtyard house, and finally the law-abiding courtyard house.
The main character messes things up, ruins his reputation, and can't get married. In order not to stand out from the crowd, he ruins the reputations of everyone else in the compound, making it impossible for them to get married.
Then he secretly married, keeping it a secret from his family in the courtyard house, and settled down to a life of wife, children, and a warm bed.
It features either a single or dual female lead, and the protagonist's cheat ability is a jade carving in a cultivator's home. She can farm and possesses several bionic puppets of various forms.
[Collapse Iron] + [PV Playback] + [Sky Curtain] + [Anime Crossover] A sky curtain ripped open, revealing the skies of various anime crossover worlds, allowing people from other worlds to see it. While Hanabi was laughing wildly, chasing after joy, a certain enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Jin, also laughed heartily at this rare moment of pleasure. When Bai E embarked on the path of saving the world, Kevin wondered if this savior, who looked exactly like him, might steal his responsibility.
Upon entering Hogwarts, Andre discovered that his spells possessed their own independent thought. When practicing the Glowing Charm, it disapproved of Andre's weak magic, roaring, "At the end of the path to immortality, who reigns supreme? A glimpse of glowing light, and all is vanity!"—That very night, a divine light pierced the Forbidden Forest, alarming the entire Ministry of Magic. When practicing the Ironclad Charm, it scorned Andre's poor defense, working through the night to comprehend, "Crimson Spear, Immortal Shield, slaying all Celestial Kings and annihilating the Nine Heavens!"—The next day, Voldemort's Killing Curse struck it, leaving not even a mark. Andre trembled, staring at his wand still frantically chanting "Involution, Cultivation, and the Evolution of the Imperial Scripture." "Headmaster, before I learn Avada Kedavra, is it too late to expel me?" "That thing says it's going to sacrifice the entire wizarding world for its ascension!"