"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

In his past life, Li Yifan was an ordinary grassroots civil servant. He studied public relations at China University of Political Science and Law, but due to a lack of connections, he only ever reached the rank of section chief despite a lifetime of hard work. After retiring in 2024, he was unexpectedly attacked and killed while traveling in Palestine. Filled with regret and resentment, he was reborn in 2000, at the crucial moment of graduating from university.

In this life, Li Yifan is determined to change his fate and no longer live a mediocre life. Relying on his memories of the future, and taking advantage of the wealth opportunities presented by the Korea-Japan World Cup and the "monster stocks" in the stock market, he accumulates his first pot of gold and gradually lays the foundation for a future technology giant company. At the same time, he utilizes his expertise in politics and law and his rich experience in officialdom to rise step by step from the grassroots county town.

With the help of his younger brother Li Mingjie and younger sister Li Xiaowei, he expanded his invested technology companies and leveraged the power of new media to increase his influence, thus aiding his career in the political arena. He pursued both political and business ambitions simultaneously, forging his own path to the pinnacle of power while also waging a righteous anti-corruption campaign to eliminate the criminal forces responsible for his father's death.

"As a lord, my power is limitless!" Having just installed a "Collapse Mod" on a lord-themed game, Luo Hong transmigrated into its body as the lord. The good news: everything in the game is incredibly realistic. The bad news: the Valkyries have no souls. They only act according to fixed patterns, pure NPCs, but… they're quite... well, you know. And with the lord game starting, he has to work hard on the Valkyries in his territory to increase their combat power. After a month of intensive preparation, just as he was leveling up his Duck, he suddenly noticed that the Duck in front of him seemed to… blink?

Yan Guiqiu transmigrated, becoming the backup lover in a yuri rebirth novel. In her past life, the backup lover was hopelessly in love with the female lead, but the female lead only had eyes for her white moonlight, enjoying his devotion while verbally abusing him and relentlessly pursuing her white moonlight. Only after her white moonlight ruined her family did the female lead finally realize the backup lover's worth. Reborn, the female lead finally turned to the backup lover, giving her white moonlight a good slap in the face. Yan Guiqiu, after reading the plot: ...Thanks for the invitation, I don't like melodramatic plots, I'm not a simp, please don't mention me. [Indifferent.jpg] To get rid of both troubles at the same time, Yan Guiqiu decided to infiltrate the white moonlight's inner circle and act as a matchmaker.

[Courtyard House] + [System] + [Refreshing Novel]

Traversing the courtyard house, you'll obtain the 'Mysterious Shop' system. Not only are the system's goods cheap and inexpensive, but you can also earn mysterious rewards by accumulating purchases.

Life is so wonderful, what else can Cao Shuang say but enjoy it? Oh, right, Aunt Huairu, come again tomorrow night!

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

Mo Mingxin, a demonic enchantress, enjoys stealing fairies' underwear and drawing fairy doujinshi. She's the most hated bitch the righteous sects have wanted to kill for millennia, without exception. However... she's also the chief disciple of a major righteous sect, a goddess in the hearts of countless people; a young lady from a prestigious family, a popular idol; a sword cultivator who uses her body as a sword to pursue the ultimate swordsmanship; a former fairy who has fallen into the demonic path and craves power; and a seemingly innocent but actually very cunning spy junior sister... Mo Mingxin: Come at me all at once, I'm in a hurry!

Yandere + Beast + Shura Field + One Female with Multiple Males

In the tenth year of being kept by orcs, Jiang Mian transmigrated back to the era when humans kept orcs. It was common for humans to keep orcs, orcs had an extremely low status, while humans had a high status and ruled the entire interstellar space.

Before she could even feel happy, she discovered that she had transmigrated into the body of the vicious heiress on the StarNet, who was exiled to a desolate planet and then killed by the orcs she had raised, making headlines.

Even more terrifying, she discovered that the five beastmen kept by the original owner were actually the five corrupted beast lords who would slaughter humanity and attempt to destroy the interstellar space in the future.

And now all five beast lords want to kill her!

She plucked the snake scales.

The whip marks on the werewolf-orc's body were inflicted by her.

The butterfly beastman's wings were broken.

Lizardmen, I've fought them.

Scorpion Orcs,...

(Apocalypse + Strong Female Lead + Space + Rebirth + Stockpiling Resources + Taking Down Scum + Cultivation + Cute Baby + Infrastructure Building) {A bunch of weird couples, but no official pairing for the female lead.}

Lu Zhao, who was devoured by zombies in the apocalypse, is reborn. To her horror, she discovers that she has been reborn six months before the apocalypse.

Looking at the scumbag beside her, so gentle and caring, she felt a chill run through her body. Clenching her fists, she sold off her company shares, maxed out the scumbag's credit cards, bankrupted him, unlocked her ancestral space, hoarded billions of dollars worth of supplies, and even had her six-year-old goddaughter practice headshots in advance.

In the apocalypse, a strange sight shocked all those with superpowers.

Two people, one big and one small, each carrying an AK, blew a zombie's head off with a single shot and then casually grinned as they dug out crystal cores.

While others were arguing over a box of instant noodles or a bottle of water, the mother and daughter were sitting on the roof of their car, enjoying hot pot and drinking 1982 Coca-Cola.

A post-apocalyptic farming story about food and life, where the protagonist raises a child and journeys from the apocalypse to its end, building a base and maintaining their home.

Warnings: The price of the goods being hoarded is not commensurate with reality; the female lead is not kind or saintly; the daughter is a bit saintly in the beginning, but is transformed into a violent little girl by the female lead.

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