Lin Xuan traveled to the ancient world, activated the invincible heavenly system, and reached the invincible realm of the Great Dao, but he didn't know it.
The dog he raised looked like a country dog because it ate the food he cooked every day, but it was actually at the saint level.
The fruits and tea trees he planted were influenced by him every day and were more terrifying than the ten innate spiritual roots.
One day, the system left, and Lin Xuan wailed, feeling that as a mortal, there was no way he could survive the impending Conferred God Tribulation. The mortal and the local dog depended on each other for survival, and they hunted for a living.
But he never expected that the slingshot would shoot down a big bird - it was Kunpeng, the master of all monsters.
The three realms were shaken, and powerful people came to pay homage to this seemingly ordinary courtyard, thinking that Lin Xuan was an extremely powerful person.
This is such a joke! Lin Xuan feels like a mortal who just wants to survive...
I've been transported to the world of Genshin Impact and obtained a god-level ranking system. I'll start by creating a Teyvat power ranking, and everyone who makes the list will receive a reward.
Araki Ichidou: My name is on this too. I am truly a handsome man.
Klee: Klee, the Spark Knight of the Knights of Favonius, reporting for duty.
Divine Child: Sister Gan Yu is on the list, so that blockhead should be on the list too, right?
General Lei Dian: I didn’t expect there was someone better than me.
Xiao: The adult who played the organ must be on the list too.
Wendy: I don’t want to be on the list, I just want to slack off.
Zhong Li: I don't want to be on the list either; I just want to be a carefree person.
…
As one character after another climbs onto the power rankings, other rankings follow suit!
The full title of this book is "The Story of Miss Gudako, who almost became the Burial Mechanic's Agent at the Cathedral Church, and after resigning, unexpectedly came to Chaldea to become a Master and save humanity" - a classic joke. This is a slightly clichéd FGO story.
[No system + no Mary Sue elements + well-developed plot + high intelligence]
From the distant stars, you would see a figure at the center of Earth, who has given the ocean a name: the River of Oblivion.
When you discover the River of Oblivion, you will realize that Earth is just a bridge. So, where does the other side of this Bridge of Helplessness lead?
A special snowfall quietly unveiled a corner of the mysterious veil covering the earth, and myths were reborn...
This is the graveyard where the Age of Gods ended, this is the cradle where humanity began, this is... Britain. To save Britain from its destined destruction, Anahn, carrying the Key of God, embarked on the path called hero. "Next, I will launch an awesome attack. Let's see who will be the lucky one!" Looking at the trembling gods before him, Anahn raised the blazing Heavenly Fire of Annihilation in his hand, a harmless smile on his face.
【Fast pace, no system, no heroine】
In the ignorant age at the beginning of the world, humans had just come down from the treetops.
The world is ruled by primordial spirits that symbolize the sun, moon, wind, rain, thunder, lightning and other elements. The ancient races are their slaves. In order to demonstrate their own strength, they drive the races to attack each other.
At this time, a time traveler just arrived and received a hundred consecutive draws...
I'm a local, sir.
From then on, this time traveler, as a savage, witnessed the truth behind each extremely brilliant myth.
The Kuafu clan that chased the sun was punished for disrespecting the original spirit and was forced to run endlessly until their clan was wiped out.
The Zhuanxu clan of Juedi Tiantong was once the most loyal servants of the primordial spirit.
Xing Tian cut off his head, Yi shot down nine suns...
Special reminder: This book is exclusively sponsored by the Star God of Joy, Aha. Any inconsistencies are solely the work of Aha. Praise for Joy!
[Starry Sky Railway + Non-satisfying story + Slice of life + Single female lead + Comedy + Abstract + Liu Bei]
(This is written by a novice author. Please read this book as a light read and forgive any inconsistencies.)
He was transported to the world of the Starry Sky Railway and unexpectedly became the Envoy of Abundance.
Although the vast universe is very appealing, I just want to quit my job, marry a beautiful wife, and live a leisurely retirement life.
My original plan was this, and I did indeed marry a beautiful wife, but why is she Yaoqing's great general Feixiao?
What do you mean you're having a manic episode and need my help? I can help you, but why did you bite my neck?
Bai Lu looked at the man in front of her with comminuted fractures of his pelvis and femur, her little face full of confusion.
[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity
Li Xiao becomes Tongtian's fifth direct disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts!
"Fifth Brother, what are you staring at Dingguangxian for?"
"Nothing, I want to eat rabbit meat!"
[This fellow Dingguangxian wants to betray his religion. How can we kill him? ]
"Fifth Brother, could you please stop being such a jerk?"
[What else can I do if I don’t play the game? I’m already invincible, if I don’t play the game, what else can I do?]
[The three Xiaos are quite pitiful. Yunxiao was pressed under the Qilin Cliff, and Qiongxiao and Bixiao died. I have to save them!]
[Forget it, I can save Jiejiao as well, I’m going to fight Hongjun]
The seals of the nine ancestral planets have been broken, and evil is devouring all worlds! A black sun hangs high in the galaxy, and countless worlds are reduced to purgatory. And Blue Planet—the last untouched pure land—is home to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, Pangu, the celestial god, the founders of the three religions, and the Twelve Gods of Olympus. "The blood of the ancient gods flows in your veins!" Lin Xuan's soul escaped the seal of the primordial planet and entered the great realm of the heavens. "You mean, the souls of Blue Planet residents can be transferred into clones?" "That would open up a lot of new gameplay possibilities." From then on, Lin Xuan, a ten-year veteran of Triangle Porridge, embarked on his journey as a game designer. Map: Giant Bear City [Holy crap! These zombies look so real.] [What? You fought a rubbish zombie one-on-one and got killed? You're such a loser!] [Go ahead and try it if you can.] [Give it a try!] Ten seconds later. [Rubbish game...]