[This book is a fun and joyful one]

To this day, Associate Professor Li still can't figure it out.

Why has our world of immortal cultivation become like this after only a hundred years?

Looking at the newly delivered Sword Sect elective textbooks on the table, Old Li became even more silent.

[Chapter 1, Introduction to the Basic Theory of Sword Control]

Chapter 2: Maintenance and Care of the Qinghe Series Thousand Machine Cruisers

[Chapter 3, Postpartum Care of Sabertooth]

......

After closing the textbook, Lao Li gave up thinking.

But just as he was putting together his lesson plans and preparing to go to class, a book as thick as a brick was thrown in through the window.

You Let Me Join the Sword Sect

Looking at this tattered book, Associate Professor Li Guanqi recalled the afternoon when he led Zhang Ze into the Sword Sect.

The Great Expedition was a colossal lie! The 'Golden Fleece' that created the twelve Olympians... might have been the umbilical cord of those in power?

The primordial body of Heaven's myriad limbs has been shattered for thirty thousand years... that egg named "Morning Star"... is probably not a ladder to ascension!

[Beware of the Moon! An unusual signal has been detected on the lunar surface... originating from what claims to be the Guanghan Ark... possibly from the lost Yin Ruins civilization...]

It said...don't answer!

The Cambrian ice fields, the Triassic scorched earth, the Ordovician deep sea... A white boat travels alone among the old days.

Only he could hear the lingering whispers of the dead within—

[Haha, who would have thought that I buried the secrets of Silver City right there?]

"Did you know? Beneath this interrogation room lies a secret treasure of a bygone civilization, and the souls of the dead are stirring restlessly."

Bai Zhou looked at the crimson characters wriggling at his feet and blinked. "But it's okay, my job is to deal with them."

After a long silence, the policewoman neatly wrote in the file, "Prefers to commit crimes late at night, strongly suspected of schizophrenia, tomb raiding, etc." and then slammed her hand on the table and stood up.

"Don't give me that! There are no ghosts or monsters in this world!"

Have you ever seen a ghost or monster?

"No."

"You're welcome," Bai Zhou said with a reserved smile.

"...?"

[Top-notch background + god-level choice + invincible cool story + playing badly and enjoying life + dog-licking heroine]

Jiang Yichen was reborn and returned to the time when he was broken up by his girlfriend Lin Wan.

In his previous life, he was the young master of the number one family in China. His father was the number one martial god in China, and his mother was a top tycoon in China.

But in such a difficult situation, Jiang Yichen fell in love with Lin Wan, who came from a poor family, and licked her without any bottom line.

In order to fulfill her dream of getting into the top team in China, Jiang Yichen spent countless resources to build a team and worked day and night to help her get into the top team in China.

Can……

"Jiang Yichen, I recommended him to the first team of China. I don't think we are suitable."

However, Lin Wan proposed to break up, and four years of hard work came to nothing.

After being reborn and facing Lin Wan's proposal of breaking up again, Jiang Yichen unexpectedly awakened the [Bad Choice System], and as long as he made the bad choice, he would get rewards.

Jiang Yichen was completely fed up and just gave up, taking back everything he had given to Lin Wan.

System rewards also follow.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making the bad choice, reward: Supreme Chaos Body!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making the bad choice. Reward: Supreme-level technique: Void Sutra!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making the bad choice, rewarded with Supreme Level automatic cultivation! ]

“…”

After Jiang Yichen started to play badly, his realm automatically improved and he got a lot of top-level skills.

Before he knew it, he had become a martial god, shocking China.

Lin Wan, who had once said she wanted to break up, completely regretted it and knelt down to beg for forgiveness.

Jiang Yichen sneered, "Get as far away as you can!"

The silver moon is shining outside the skyline, and several worlds are overlapping. Gods, humans, behemoths, demons, evil spirits, grotesques, and aliens are shining together.

The ancient and mottled years slowly flow into the new era, and the more ancient warriors also have new postures in the new era...

His fists are tearing time and space, his feet are crushing the stars, and his thoughts are suspending the universe...

What?

You say this is not a warrior at all? Warriors are not that strong?

Wang Li: Haha, nonsense, how can martial arts be so inconvenient? Who isn't a warrior these days!

Standing on the deck of the Hyperion, Luo Miao put down her mop and bucket, looking at the enemies above. A slight smile appeared on her lips. "Sorry, the deck was just cleaned." She then gripped the Heavenly Strike Mirror in one hand, pointing it at the enemy. With the other hand, she tucked the Original Codex from her back into her pocket. Behind her, illusory portals appeared, within which the Realm of Truth slowly emerged. "This is the moment to reverse all phenomena—!!!"

In his previous life, his father cheated on his wife and his mother was abused to death by the mistress's family. Wen Sheng himself was tied to the test bench of an evil research institute and died from self-destruction due to the unbearable torture.

After living a new life, she went back to half a month before the end of the world and found that she had space.

Short of supplies? She refused to resort to a locust-like raid, choosing instead to plunder unscrupulous businesses.

Delicious food, daily necessities, medicines, weapons, vehicles...she has stockpiled everything!

Beat up the illegitimate child, cheat the scumbag father's money, tear open the true face of the mistress's family, Wen Sheng takes his mother to leave to see their internal fighting!

When the neighbors accuse her in horror: "How could you kill someone?"

She wiped the blood off her hands and said with a smile:

"Oh, it was self-defense."

"Isn't it?"

A madman with a dagger hidden in his smile + extreme cold + zombies + a group of strong female characters + space.

Please note: There are CPs, but no absolutely villainous characters.

Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"

He traveled through the ancient times and became an immortal.

But he starts on the Execution Platform and is about to be executed by the Heavenly Court and the Western Religion, and even the gods cannot save him.

In danger, awaken [Life Editor].

This system cannot be upgraded and cannot provide magical weapons. Its only function is to fabricate one's own past and make it "real"!

[Editor: I'm Monkey Brother's long-lost junior apprentice at Lingtai Mountain!]

Sun Wukong flew into a rage, pointing his golden cudgel at the Western Heaven: "Who dares to touch my junior brother?"

[Editor: Nezha, the lotus incarnation, I have lit incense for you for three years!]

Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, stood up with his spear in hand: "Benefactor, I will protect your life!"

[Editor: Taoshan saved my mother. I am Yang Jiao, the elder brother who died for Yang Jian!]

The God of Justice Yang Jian shed tears...

[Mutation + Virus + Genetic Modification + Zombies + Natural Disasters + Space + Stockpiling + Growth + Team]

Before the age of nineteen, Jiang Yu was delicate and prone to illness, and would be out of breath after walking just a few steps.

After turning nineteen, Jiang Yu could scale walls and trees, chop zombies with his bare hands, and run eight hundred meters in one go without complaining of being tired.

Life is so unpredictable. What was supposed to be a wonderful autumn sports meet suddenly turned into a source of viral infection, with students falling ill one after another, much like someone with onychomycosis spreading from one person to another.

Real classmates fight side by side, while fake classmates are left hungry and helpless.

The initial main storyline involves dodging zombies, escaping the school, stockpiling supplies, and rebuilding your home.

The main storyline in the later stages revolves around avoiding natural disasters and surviving with resilience.

Viruses, hurricanes, floods, extreme cold, earthquakes, droughts, pests...

The author composed a poem: He Zhou earns money to support the family, Jiang Yu is as beautiful as a flower, what to do in the apocalypse? Join hands and bravely venture to the ends of the earth.

Warning: The female lead is a character who grows and develops, so her combat power won't be very strong in the early stages. Try not to drag her down. The main characters will have a little bit of a cheat ability, but there is no system. The female lead will have a space, which she will only use for storage. The classmates are not saints, but they will remain kind in the early stages. There will be struggles and growth. If you can't accept this, you can go elsewhere.

"You know what? I was once the most powerful person in the world. Even the gods were helpless against me. As long as I can get my body back, I can be resurrected again."

"so what?"

"So... who hid my body!"