Summer was reborn, activating the "Entertainment System" at the cost of nine years of autism!
After more than a decade of hard work, he has become a superstar, and now is the time for him to truly shine!
"Ding~ You have won the Palme d'Or for Short Film at the Cannes Film Festival, +100 Global Reputation Points, +2000 Domestic Reputation Points, +500 Exchange Points, and obtained the film 'Home Alone'!"
Looking at the system's rewards, Xia Tian thought to himself: Looks like I'll have to go to America!
[Single female lead + try not to break up the original couple + immortality + make up for the regret of the Seventh Day of the Seventh Month and the Huai River]
"Although Huaizhu is a concubine, Ba Ye has no wife, sister-in-law..."
Wang Quanbadao's eyes were filled with sighs and sympathy for Dongfang Huaizhu.
"Hey bro, what are you doing?!"
Wang Quanba was dumbfounded; his own brother had turned against him and was trying to steal his man.
"Brother, I've been beating you since we were kids, and you doubt my confession to your girlfriend?!"
Wang Quanbadao gave a sad smile, drew his sword, and slit his own throat.
"Don't be like this, you domineering young master! We understand!"
The people at Wangquan Manor panicked and rushed forward to stop them.
...
"I heard you confessed your feelings to your sister-in-law in front of your brother!?"
Tu Shan Rongrong looked at Wang Quan Badao with a smile, her squinty eyes opening at that moment.
Wang Quanbadao instantly felt a chill run straight to the top of his head, and cold sweat poured down his face.
"Slander, utter slander!"
Wang Quanba's eyes flashed.
If Tu Shan Rongrong keeps a record of him, does he even want to live?
With a gritted tooth, Wang Quanbadao drew his sword and slit his own throat.
"Rongbao, you don't believe me..."
Tu Shan Rongrong's expression changed instantly, filled with anxiety and worry.
"Don't be like this, domineering young master, I... believe you!"
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"I've said it so many times, it wasn't me, it wasn't me, Dongfang Yuechu fell and hurt himself!"
"What does it matter to me if the Demon Alliance loses so many demons? I don't eat demons!"
"My surname is Wang Quan, the Wang Quan of 'Heaven and Earth Sword,' I use a sword!"
...
"Since you don't believe me, then there's nothing I can do!"
Wang Quanbadao drew his sword and slit his own throat, his eyes filled with sorrow, the injustice of being wronged.
"You domineering old man, please don't do this!"
Everyone's expression changed, and they quickly stepped forward to stop them.
[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]
The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.
"System, start the next simulation."
[Ding, drawing a random talent.]
[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]
[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]
[Life Simulation Begins]
On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.
Outside the simulator.
Xu Chuan's face darkened.
"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"
...
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"System, start the next simulation!"
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]
[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]
"..."
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Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.
Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"
"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]
[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]
...
Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"
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"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"
"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"
[High-level martial arts, exciting, exciting story, multiple female protagonists] [Currently, the weapon girl is Demon Blade Thousand Blades and the mecha (based on Sam). If you want to see more, please leave a comment.] Jiang Xia accidentally travels to a high-level martial arts world overrun by monsters and beasts, just in time for the ceremony for girls to awaken as weapon girls. The tester: "Xia He, E-level weapon girl." Watching Xia He transform into a lavender Tang sword, the blade covered in cracks, he wonders: Is this the unparalleled Demon Blade Thousand Blades, who only attacks and does not defend? They actually rated Demon Blade Thousand Blades as an E-level weapon girl. Will this test be effective? During the contract ceremony, everyone avoids Demon Blade Thousand Blades, but Jiang Xia signs Xia He without hesitation. ………… With the magic sword in hand, Jiang Xia flattens the school genius and kills the monster in the secret realm with a single strike. Ye Rou, who had sneered at Jiang Xia at first, immediately regretted it, "Brother Jiang Xia, I'm an A-level weapon girl, please contract me." Jiang Xia slapped her away, "Go away, I have the Demon Sword Thousand Blades to contract with you?" Geniuses from all over the place: "What kind of weapon girl is this, stretching eighty meters to chop me." Top-level monsters: "The defense I have evolved for a hundred years, you broke it with one sword." Sakura Country warriors: "Our top-level weapon girl, Yao Dao Village, is nothing in front of the Demon Sword Thousand Blades." Top-level weapon girl: "Brother Jiang Xia, I think you still need a protective weapon girl." Ordinary students: "This kid must be cheating." Is it on? It's not turned off at all.
Protagonists: Jiang Xia, Xia He
From a compassionate person to a demon who slaughters the whole world.
From an honest student to the God of Genesis.
That day, his right pupil was dug out by his beloved girlfriend, and all his martial arts skills were wasted.
That day, he fell from being a genius to being a useless person, failed the college entrance examination, and was sent to the City of Slaughter to become a lamb to be slaughtered.
That day, the middle school boy he had helped was beaten to death in order to save him, but he was powerless to do anything.
That day, he watched helplessly as his former classmates killed each other for their lives, until they were bleeding and turned into mad dogs.
The world is sick and there is no cure, so he took up the butcher knife
Kill!!!! Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!!
Kill the crazy cyborg! Kill the most vicious death row inmates! Kill the superpowers! Kill the martial artists!
The rich, the powerful, the bosses of giant companies...
Whoever stands in the way will be killed!
The Eternal Eye in the left pupil is awakened, and with just one glance you can copy the opponent's supernatural powers and martial arts to the maximum level!
Faced with this twisted world where people eat each other, Lin Li chooses to kill his way through the world by himself.
The rulers of billions of lives who were killed bowed their heads, and the powerful ones who trampled on all living beings were feared!
One man, one sword, and one's own strength, he can blow up the whole world!
Starships, Gundams, nuclear bombs, hydrogen bombs, gods of superpowers, sacred martial arts, all of them were destroyed.
A few years later, Lin Li sat high on the throne of the world, looking at the kingly road to heaven formed by the bones of billions of lives.
He said coldly: "Heaven and earth are unfair, I will repay heaven with my own death!"
Murakami Masato's younger brother leads three brothers into Housen. Starting from first grade, they gradually integrate into Housen, slowly changing it. Through countless battles, they lead Housen to the pinnacle of delinquency.
Bai Yi transmigrates to a fantasy world. He starts with a fantasy daily check-in system. Simply check in at the locations required by the system to receive massive rewards! [Ding! You have successfully checked in at the Arctic Saint!] [Reward received.... Chaotic Body!]
When everyone was still taming beasts and pursuing advanced beast taming.
After being reborn, Ye Chen has started to control people, and the first one he chose was his sister.
But Ye Chen did not expect that he originally just wanted to save his sister's life by controlling others, but he got an unexpected surprise.
His sister actually started the sword fairy inheritance.
Three years later, the Beast King, who was supposed to have successfully slaughtered more than 70% of the human race, came with a group of Beast Emperors and saw what it meant to be:
The world was shocked by the flash of cold light, and the sword immortal was born and no one could defeat him.
[One body, two souls] [Funny battles] [Male-female protagonist] [No CP] [Micro-group portrait] [Relaxed]
Bai He, who died suddenly, inexplicably traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.
He also lives in the same body with a sword cultivator who is poor except for pretending to be cool.
The problem is, as a humanoid supercomputer, I also have a double degree in physics and chemistry and an eighth-level machinist certificate...
Bai He: "It's like this, ignorant girl, have you ever heard of Ripple Run?"
Li Qian: “Ah?”
Bai He: "Have you heard of the Bobosha Ripple Run?"
Li Qian: “Ah????”
Bai He: "Actually, I studied engineering in my previous life. So, since you've become an immortal, your hand rubbing precision should be very high..."
Early stage:
Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a swordsman."
Bai He: "I... uh... like handicrafts. A mortal with a better brain?"
Opposite party: "Your handicraft is the Zhu Xian electromagnetic pulse array!"
Later stage:
Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a nuclear explosion lightsaber cultivator."
Bai He: "I, Bai He, am a dual-master of guns and ships. I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, I am a civilian two-dimensional foil!"
As for the romance?
Sword cultivators cut off all emotions and desires.
The same is true for women in science and engineering.
In short, Li Qian is not modest, and Bai He is not lily.
【Full text without knife】
Chaos is the ladder of progress. Standing on the wind, even pigs can fly. What's wrong with house slaves?