Legend has it that deep in an inconspicuous street in City B of Country M, there is a magical antique shop.
"The portrait of the muscular Lisa, the Shanghai scene during the Qingming Festival, the great sword under immense pressure..."
You can see them all here.
The owner of this antique shop is an even more remarkable man.
He is a vampire, a vampire prince who has lived for two thousand years.
"Manager, are all the antiques in your shop genuine?"
The new employee looked shocked.
They're all real. Some I drew, and some I stole when I was young and didn't know any better.
"Manager, manager! The cross necklace you're wearing is so pretty! Where did you buy it? I want to buy one too!"
"I was young and naive, and I stole it from the Vatican. But I have to say, it's actually quite comfortable to wear."
"Shocking! Store manager, you were such a thief when you were young, were you in and out of jail all the time?"
“It’s just like home; going to prison is like going home.”
"However, I have now turned over a new leaf and I just want to be an outstanding young person."
This work is also known as: I just left the beginner village and met the salted fish demon king.
As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.
A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.
Qin Cheng, who traveled through time, activated the all-round tutoring system.
Starting from training the worst student in the class to become the top scorer in the college entrance examination, he created the world's number one academy!
The e-sports master who has won countless championships is his disciple!
The online writer who wrote top-notch online articles and has countless fans is his disciple!
The martial arts master who uses Xia Kung Fu to defeat boxers all over the world is his disciple!
The director who set the highest box office record and took the world by storm is also his disciple!
Qin Cheng's disciples have reached the top of almost all industries, and his academy has become the world's number one academy!
Su Ran, a music prodigy, woke up transmigrated into a book.
At that point in time, the main story arc in the book had already been completed. As a villainess female supporting character, not only did she need to take over the original owner’s pitiful life in poverty, she also gained an instant son right at his rebellious period.
Ten or so more years from then, the son would turn into a twisted, evil villain. He would appear in one of the extra chapters to pick on the male and female lead’s children.
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Su Ran: Son, you shouldn’t be too outstanding.
Su Han: Why not?
Su Ran: ’cause you will be killed.
Su Ran: Son, would you like to learn music from me and become a zen, little fairy boy who only needs to drink dew.
Su Han: No, I want to go into business so I can support you.
[Ordinary daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no angst + survivalist + no system + farming]
My name is Lin Yu, and I am a remnant soul trapped inside a ring.
System? Task? Scroll King? None of them exist.
My life motto is simple: survive and sleep.
Until the ring became associated with a naive young boy.
Seeing that he was about to venture into the secret realm, I said, "Disciple, this place is extremely dangerous. Go back to sleep."
Seeing him about to snatch the magic weapon, I said, "This is too hot to handle; your life is more important."
Seeing him being provoked into a fight, I said, "It's not shameful to admit defeat."
Under my "careful" guidance, he avoided all opportunities and all risks.
While other geniuses were teetering on the brink of death, he was steadily... mining spirit stones.
Years later, when all the gods and demons came knocking, my disciple, who was jokingly called "King of Survival," silently set up a defensive array with nine thousand nine hundred layers.
I yawned: "Like I said, you can only produce output if you're alive."
(Daily life + cute pets + scenic spot management + relaxing)
Rabbits that can't be caught, geese that can't be trapped, pigs that roll balls, dogs that drive toy cars... plus a variety of exciting activities, the originally abandoned scenic area has been transformed into top-notch scenery!
After the scenic spot became popular, the reporter asked Qi Yue:
"Boss Qi, the animals in the scenic area are so amazing, how did you do it?"
Qi Yue: "I reiterate, I really didn't teach them, they learned it on their own."
Reporter: "Don't you lose money by hosting so many exciting events?"
Qi Yue smiled on the surface, but thought to himself:
"Loss of money? That's not happening."
"I'm almost making a killing, okay!"
The Six Lords created the world, opening up new realms and creating heaven.
It transmits the three thousand great paths and unfolds the path of immortality.
One of them was called Yin Fu, who was proficient in numerology and skilled in divination.
Yin refers to the subtle illumination of the mysterious nature.
The talisman is the means to understand and uphold the Way.
This is the story of a young man holding the "Yin Fu" immortal position who observes the heavens and understands the Dao.
...
I originally planned to name it something like "Yin Fu" or "I Cultivate the Great Dao in the Immortal Realm." But the former was already taken, and the latter was too common. So I decided to follow the style of "Tai Hao" and "Tai Yi" and call it "Tai Shi."
Divination, or divination. This time, the protagonist is a sunny, cheerful young man who's an expert in divination. Hmm... very sunny!
Jiang Ming accidentally acquired a traditional Chinese medicine knowledge and became the team doctor for the NBA Portland Trail Blazers.
I heard that the Trail Blazers are all called veterinarians? Well, sorry, but someone who knows traditional Chinese medicine diagnosis looks like the Grim Reaper wherever they go.
From this point on, the regret in sports history was rewritten:
A healthy Oden thrashed Durant to prove his status as the top scorer!
On the eve of the 2008 Olympics, Xu Yong's sarcoma was removed, and he joined forces with Yao Ming to dominate the field!
The youngest MVP in history suffered a torn ligament, but recovered rapidly just before the playoffs, and a fully-formed Rose battled LeBron James!
At the London Olympics, Liu Xiang redeemed himself!
With Jiang Ming's help, Su Bingtian made it into the 100-meter final!
............
Yellow Mamba: "Everyone says that the sports world is jealous of talent? That doesn't exist in Dr. Jiang's case!"
Cristiano Ronaldo excitedly shouted: "The Trail Blazers' veterinarian? A miracle worker! The king of sports medicine!"
Kang Mo-yeon: "Question! Why do you observe, listen, and inquire first when treating male patients, but take their pulse first when treating female patients?"
Jiang Ming: "Refuse to stay up late, stay away from cigarettes and alcohol, eat less snacks, and 'sleep' more!!!"
The greatest team doctor in NBA history has been born!
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[No romance]
Chu Ze finds himself transported to a parallel world where the environment is on the brink of collapse. He awakens the "Mysterious Lands Exploration System" and begins a new life filming documentaries in the wild. His very first adventure takes him to the Shennongjia mountains, the "Roof of Central China," where he has an adorable encounter with a baby giant panda who decides to stick with him!
Through his lens and his actions, he measures the world step by step, documenting the beautiful harmony between humans and nature. This world is far more spectacular than you can imagine!
[Urban daily life + no system + pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger + girl chasing boy] Yun Xiaoran, who had just traveled to a parallel world, was dumped by Li Qingxi, a popular young actress with whom he had been in love for four years from college to work. Urged by his mother to get married, he married a cold woman by mistake. He thought that maintaining this fake marriage relationship with the other party would solve the problems encountered by both parties. Until one day, the copyright of one of Yun Xiaoran's scripts was bought. After reading the information of the heroine, Yun Xiaoran found out that the top national goddess in Asia turned out to be his own possessive and clingy little wife. Yun Xiaoran looked at the woman in his arms who was crying with tears in her eyes and wanted to hug her: "What the hell? My wife is the national queen?" Shen Jin: "Shocked! The well-known domestic director and gold medal lyricist is actually my good husband?"