Netizen: "Brother Zhang, my blind date said she is a player like Curry, one person, one city, but I found out through investigation that she is actually Durant. She has transferred to several teams and is looking for strong teams. But I am quite satisfied with her shooting ability. Should I continue this relationship?"

Zhang Zhe: "I suggest that a professional medical team assess whether she has had any injuries before. If not, she can try out first."

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Netizen: "Host, host, I'm only 26, but the matchmaker my mom hires keeps introducing me to divorced women with children. And the key is, I'm attracted to one of them. Do you think I can give my child a home at my age?"

Zhang Zhe: "Go search Dorgon's life online first and then come back to me."

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Netizen: "Brother Zhang, I'm an only child from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Many boys have pursued me since I was a child, but I'm relatively self-disciplined and have never been in a relationship. Now my family is urging me to get married. I want to ask if anyone in the live broadcast room is interested in me? The avatar is me."

Zhang Zhe: "Stop fishing, the guys in the live studio have already caught all the black bass. Come on, turn on the camera and simulate a blind date with me first."

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Zhang Zhe originally just wanted to break free from the constraints of matchmakers in reality, so he chose to find a partner online. Unexpectedly, things gradually took an interesting direction.

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New author’s new book, please collect it, give me monthly votes, and read it!

Xinqi traveled through the Pokémon world and became a dad.

The daughter turned out to be Poppi, one of the four future kings of the Padya region.

It was not until he lived with his daughter that his golden finger was realized.

He discovered that as long as he continued to capture Pokémon, he could add attributes to his own Pokémon, as well as to his daughter's Pokémon.

As long as he continues to train his daughter to compete, and she wins, he can strengthen the attributes of his and his daughter's Pokémon.

This book is also known as "I Can Add Entries to Pokémon", "My Daughter is the Future Superstar", "I Collected the Complete Illustrated Book in the Pokémon World", and "I Have a Small World".

Note: This book has no CP.

[Single heroine, slice-of-life, no tragedy, single romantic storyline]

Su Bei tried to complete the game "Fantasy World", and after countless sleepless nights and over a hundred attempts, his frustrating journey finally came to an end.

Not because he cleared the game—he gave up.

Wait a second!

How did I end up transmigrated?!

However, as Su Bei begins to dig deeper, he realizes the truth is far more complex than he imagined...

This is a 50,000-year-long redemption.

Conan regards me as a strong rival, Gin and I are brothers,

my wife Beijie is a good sister, and my grandmother Xiaolan is a best friend.

Hattori turned into a little fanboy, Akai Amuro was stimulated,

Ai is my good daughter, and Kaito Kid became a little brother.

Ishino: It's showtime! Next, it's time to witness a miracle!

Conan: Where is such a big criminal? Where did he go? Did you make him disappear with your magic?

Kaito: Brother-in-law, working for you all the time, I am just a tool, and my status has dropped!

Gin: Oh, interesting man, my work has become less boring recently.

Ai: I always feel that being a carefree child is not a bad thing.

Is the world of science a world of black and red? No!

The people in this world are vivid;

the colors of this world are colorful;

all people and things are not just the side in the story...

"I am neither red nor black, I am my color."

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

Gen Xudou had no desire to join this farce called "Girl Band," and he had never promised anyone forever. But why do you always stubbornly believe you can pluck the stars from the sky, tear them apart, abandon their radiant light, and abandon the boundless universe to become a star that shines only for you? Even if gravity briefly captures a streaking comet, leaving a dazzling wake on the sky, it was only a fleeting chance occurrence. Now, that miraculous chance has ended. Toyokawa Shoko... I have no obligation to preserve the band you abandoned. Let [CryCHIC] become a thing of the past. Until that familiar yet different gravity binds me once again... Why can gravity be divided into two? Wait, I can't be the spiritual pillar, soulmate, de facto leader, the sun that warms everyone, the moon that soothes everyone, the best manager, and the worst betrayer of two bands at the same time. Even stars, caught in the gravity of two black holes, will be torn apart and eventually consumed. [Crychic＆mujica＆mygo, some changes to the original setting]

[The cover is the heroine] [The story that I, an immortal, have to tell about being held by a tentacle monster for 20 years. ]

A fox was rescued by Li Changsheng, and the fox transformed into a beautiful woman and married him.

Decades later, the two pretended to be dead and were buried one after another.

Thousands of years later, they met again, their eyes met, their hair dishevelled in the wind...

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From the perspective of an immortal, you can see the prosperity of the world and the cycle of reincarnation.

"Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles; except for Mount Wushan, all other clouds are but mounds."

(Pokémon + slice-of-life + no female lead + no system + heartwarming + main character is a catgirl succubus + white-haired electric cat)

Team Rocket's creation of the cat-eared legendary Pokémon, Linno, and a ostracized shiny Zeraora are packaged up and dumped in the forest by Ultra Hole. N discovers them and immediately becomes their father, thus beginning their happy daily life of raising their pets.

As Lin Nuo grew older, the dream genes within him began to exert their power.

N and Reshiram looked at the kitten they had taken in, sensing the terrifying mental power within him that was completely at odds with his appearance.

N&Reshiram: No? Where's my adorable, sweet, soft, and cuddly little kitten?! Why does it smell like a stray?!

Awkward, friendless, and without a girlfriend, the protagonist, Hachiman, complains to his classmates who celebrate youth, "They're all liars, they're all lying, just explode already!" His future dream is to "not work"—this is the love story of a high school student who, under the guidance of his homeroom teacher, is taken to the "Service Club" to the school's most beautiful girl, Yukino. An unexpected encounter with the beautiful girl...it sounds like the beginning of a romance story, right?! But Yukino simply can't forgive Hachiman's regrettable and terrible personality! A recurring cycle of problematic youth—what happened to my youth?!