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[Starry Sky Railway + Non-satisfying story + Slice of life + Single female lead + Comedy + Abstract + Liu Bei]
(This is written by a novice author. Please read this book as a light read and forgive any inconsistencies.)
He was transported to the world of the Starry Sky Railway and unexpectedly became the Envoy of Abundance.
Although the vast universe is very appealing, I just want to quit my job, marry a beautiful wife, and live a leisurely retirement life.
My original plan was this, and I did indeed marry a beautiful wife, but why is she Yaoqing's great general Feixiao?
What do you mean you're having a manic episode and need my help? I can help you, but why did you bite my neck?
Bai Lu looked at the man in front of her with comminuted fractures of his pelvis and femur, her little face full of confusion.
[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity
[Slow to warm up + more daily + not invincible + no heroine]
Accidentally traveling through the Ultra Showa Universe, Gu Chenxi obtained the power of the Giant of Light with the gift of the golden finger.
However, Gu Chen, who has the power, does not want to cause trouble. He just wants to experience the plot in the TV show in person to reminisce about his lost childhood.
However, as Gu Chen experienced more and more things, his thoughts changed quietly.
And unknowingly, it has become a part of historical development.
Let's see how a time traveler becomes the treasure of successive defense forces step by step, and how he performs his own story step by step in this wonderful Ultra Universe.
System + slow start + low opening and high closing
You can enter with confidence!
Zhou Yu, who is about to graduate from university, comes to a high school in a rural town for an internship.
At an internal meeting of school leaders.
Principal: Last year, our school didn't have a single undergraduate student. This year, if we don't achieve good results, our high school will be closed. We have to think of a solution!
Vice Principal: What can we do? Our teaching staff isn't as good as other schools, and the students we're recruiting are getting worse every year. How can we teach them? The students don't have good foundations to begin with!
Principal: That's not the way to say it! So, let's gather all the elite teachers in the school together! Create a key class! One for arts and one for science! Then, use the remaining resources to create a pilot class! And finally, for those students who aren't wanted, we can create parallel classes!
Vice Principal: Who will lead the parallel classes?
Principal: Aren’t there a few intern teachers assigned here? Let them take it!
Zhou Yu, a trainee teacher: Ah? Me?
But, it doesn't matter. Zhou Yu, who hasn't graduated yet, is not afraid at all, because he has awakened the 'Super Class Teacher System', which can comprehensively improve the level of students!
After the college entrance examination.
Principal: Holy crap! The key classes and the advanced classes were completely wiped out! How come half the students in that intern teacher's poor class got into college?! No way! This talent must be kept in our school!
Other principals who got the news said: "Teacher Zhou! Come to our school! We'll get you a job!"
Private school principal: Teacher Zhou, come to our school! We'll give you shares! 100,000 yuan a month!
Student’s parent: Teacher, please let my child enter your class!
Faced with the crowd's scrambling, Zhou Yu smiled slightly.
"Aunt Xiangzi, aren't you gone?" Ruo Yexiao, Mu's adopted son, a famous second-generation celebrity, the most sought-after idol of the new era—he traveled back to his mother's high school days and met Toyokawa Xiangzi, whom he remembered as having long since passed away. The great Aunt Xiangzi in his memory met with an accident shortly after the disbandment of the C band. Her death, like a whale's fall, ignited all life. Carrying Xiangzi's legacy, they rose to the pinnacle of the music world together. ...Wait, what is Aunt Xiangzi doing? What's a hen card? Mom's regret, I'll save her! You must form a lifelong band! The hen cards are trying to steal Aunt Xiangzi away from my mom and the other aunts, so I'll just take all the hen cards! But as they slowly get to know each other, Xiao realizes that these "aunts" don't seem quite the same as he remembered them... "Su Shi, that's not allowed!" "Li Xi, I pushed you, Auntie. This isn't right..." Ruo Yexiao realized that he had unknowingly become the core of a terrifying gravitational field. "Don't be afraid, Akatsuki!" At the critical moment, Yana saw Xingcai falling from the sky, "Your system is in my hands! How can my beautiful boy training plan be interfered with by others?" "——System! Add some points to Akatsuki!"
Original title: "Rebirth of a Free and Easy Journey" [Copyright] In a previous life, Meng Yuan traveled to the immortal realm and cultivated for five hundred years, ultimately failing to overcome his tribulation and perishing. Unexpectedly, after death, he traveled back to the modern world, where the five hundred years passed like a dream. In this modern society, where spiritual energy is scarce, cultivation seems impossible, but Meng Yuan never forgets his long-cherished wish: to achieve immortality and freedom. — Urban Immortal Cultivation, Daily Life. The author is motivated by love and has cut off some of her own leg flesh. If you don't like this article, please leave it untranslated. I'd be grateful! — Recommended by a gay friend, female food writer id 7560582. "Grandma's Little Restaurant [Food]" Copy: Qin Qingqiu, a top-tier quick-transmigration salesperson, completes all the tasks assigned by the main system and without hesitation returns to the small, 18th-tier city deep in her memory. Her grandmother, who raised her with great difficulty in her previous life, passed away due to illness after being mistreated by her uncle and aunt. This time, Qin Qingqiu takes her grandmother to live with her without hesitation. Huai County's relaxed pace of life makes it a perfect place for retirement, so Qin Qingqiu started thinking about opening a small private restaurant. On the first day, the restaurant's lack of business had her grandmother worried, fearing it would fail within a few days. But then, seeing the room full of diners clamoring for their orders, her grandmother adopted a new kind of anxiety: "Don't let all those diners tire out your little Qiuqiu!" A heartwarming foodie post, check it out!
[Lao Baifeng's rebirth story, logical and sober, a textbook for young people's struggle and love]
Xu Jianghe, a Shanghai venture capital tycoon with a ten-digit net worth, was unexpectedly reborn at the age of nineteen.
He was a top-level elite human in his previous life, but now he is restarting the novice stage of his life when he is young, incompetent and feeling inferior.
From then on, every step was a thunderclap, and all the way there were flourishing flowers...
As the personal driver of a beautiful CEO, Hou Liang, who was content with living a peaceful life, suddenly found himself surrounded by a series of super beauties, including a goddess-like wife, a violent policewoman, a mature office director, an elegant university tutor, a pure secretary, and a cool gangster beauty... [One Sword Jiangshan]
【Single female lead/No forgiveness/No system/Daily love/Both male and female leads are adults】 Chen Luo spent nine years to understand a truth: there is no good end for those who lick dogs. So he started over again, Chen Luo lost weight successfully, studied hard, and only wanted to be his cold and aloof academic master, the second generation of a wealthy family, and never be a lick dog again! But at this time, Chen Luo discovered that the rich girl she had been licking was actually the poor student he had spent millions to support! Chen Luo withdrew his funding without hesitation, so that night, the school beauty sent him a text message, inviting him to XXX room of XX Hotel, and attached some indescribable photos... After the truth was exposed, the cold and aloof school beauty who relied on funding to get into the school from the mountains came to him in tears, "Chen Luo, I was wrong, I can't live without you..." Chen Luo smiled fakely, "Didn't you say you can live without me? Then return my funding."
【No CP】
Ever since a human fish cub appeared in prison, the ruthless criminals on Black Mercury, the ones everyone shunned, said: "Life is really too hard!" Fighting? Swearing? If you lead Luoluo astray, the East District boss will be the first to beat you up.
Lolo lacks new clothes?
The boss of the South District waved his hand, and immediately the cubs had all kinds of sweaters and skirts. All the bald beasts in the South District cried.
Lolo has no milk to drink?
The West District boss had a question mark face: Then go to the production, no, go find it!
There are always beasts in the North District drooling over the cubs, but they don't know that the object of their drool is actually thinking about their 108 ways of steaming, frying, stir-frying and boiling while holding up their chubby cheeks and blinking their big blue eyes every day.
She! Lolo! So fierce!
In order to feed the spoiled and gluttonous little Lolo, everyone on Black Mercury was busy as hell. They transformed the interstellar prison into a large-scale breeding base for birds and beasts (? ) and also forced hundreds of millions of interstellar viewers to become part of the army of cloud-raised cubs.
It is a story about a three-year-old mermaid cub who struggles to survive in a world full of sand sculptures.
[Bao, do you want to raise fish? The kind for three-year-olds.]