“Daniel and his notorious agent did almost anything to succeed, but sadly they did. Daniel Sandler is without a doubt the most powerful Hollywood player of the century. A trump card!”

— “Time” magazine

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"Why is this fireball technique green?"

"Well... because I added poison gas to it."

"What about the cone of ice? Why does it fall down after one hit? Is it also poisonous?"

"No, it's just a strong anesthetic."

"What about the magical girl apprentice you summoned? Why does she know how to do taekwondo?"

"How normal, girls have to learn some skills to defend themselves, isn't it..."

"??? So you don't make cards according to the routine at all?"

(Light horror and curiosity literature, already has 3 million words and 5,000 strange tales. Feel free to dive in!)

Strange tales are numerous and marvelous.

Some people's strange tales are called "The Great Helm," where "Helm" refers to a ship's steering wheel, guiding the direction, so he is a [Leader], and can [Break Barriers] and [Foretell].

Some people's strange tales are "The Quilt," so he possesses the abilities of a quilt, such as [Energy Recovery], [Hypnosis], [Neutralization], [Thought Deprivation], [Swallowing Whole], [Pleasure Transmission], [Ghost Avoidance]...

And I am a "Widower"; simply put, my wife will die.

Now, are you ready to marry me?

[Elf + no intelligence reduction + no system + Master Zhi's elf returns + Serena's sweet story! ]

When Pokémon master Ash was on his honeymoon with his new wife Serena, an accident caused the two to travel to a world where elves had descended one after another.

But there was a full ten years between the two!

[Genius performing artist Serena debuted as a child star at the age of seven and has been winning numerous awards since she was eight!]

[Who says Pikachu can't be trained? Queen Serena proves with her strength that Pikachu can also become a god! ]

[The latest news about the world's most popular actress, Serena: She's heading to Kyoto University for further studies. Those who are better than you work even harder than you!]

Looking at the various reports on the computer, Xiaozhi grinned and scratched his head.

What kind of start is this!

[Becoming a new person and starting over? ]

Zhiye: No problem, it’s not the first time!

【Will Serena find a new love? 】

Zhiye: No problem, who in this world can be as charming as me!

How to contact Serena?

Zhiye: ...This seems a bit difficult!!!

Forget it, as long as Serena and Pikachu are still here!

Think of it as a trip to a new area!

(The introduction is weak, please read the main text. I am a three-year veteran of Elf writing and will definitely not let you down!)

Zhang Huaichu stumbled into Kasukabe with a small food stall, starting by randomly selling dorayaki and takoyaki on the street. Unexpectedly, he gained loyal customers, including the Crayon Shin-chan family. He connected with a mysterious system, unlocking supply chains and expanding his privileges by accumulating positive customer reviews. His food stall became a city-wide sensation, evolving from a mobile cart to a chain store, and then to a global brand, ultimately achieving financial freedom.

While his career soars, he attracts the attention of beautiful women like the gentle Ms. Ageo and the capable Ms. Matsuzaka, leading to a dual pursuit of food and romance. Zhang Huaichu manages his business with one hand, making eel rice and yakitori snacks bestsellers, opening stores in hundreds of cities and thousands of locations; with the other hand, he pursues love, writing his own entrepreneurial legend in the heart of Kasukabe.

[Full of classic old-school dog-blood tropes + domineering CEO romance + mutual purity + sweet yet angsty + some entertainment industry drama + CP shipping + intense chasing-after-wife arc + a touch of decorative side characters]

Qiao Rongyue is the campus belle of the Imperial Capital Drama Academy. At 18, she signs with Huayao Media, but because she refuses to sleep her way up, she’s suppressed and buried by her manager. One day, disaster strikes at home: her mother is severely beaten into a coma by thugs and requires an exorbitantly expensive surgery. On top of that, her younger brother still needs school tuition. With nowhere to turn and desperate for money, she’s forced to give in to her sleazy manager’s demand to accompany clients for drinks.

Just as she’s drowning in shame, she meets Yan Yunqi—the woman who will be entangled with her for a lifetime.

[Character Tags]

Yan Yunqi: A seductive and twisted beauty with a sickly charm, sharp-tongued and stubborn, a dominant figure who stands at the very top of the pyramid.

Qiao Rongyue: Icy and elegant on the outside, resilient at heart—a delicate high-mountain white flower who only shows gentleness to the one she loves.

[Non-Naruto fanfiction]

When you pee at the abyss,

the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.

This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,

who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,

who has a pair of Sharingan,

and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,

who loses SAN points like crazy,

while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,

this is probably a pink group,

no, this is the pink group!

[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]

[Welcome to join the pit]

Game experiencer Lin Mu traveled to a parallel world, where virtual reality technology and somatosensory equipment are very advanced, but game resources are very scarce.

Players are still suffering from daily card draws and frequent krypton gold.

Fortunately, Lin Mu awakened the god-level game system and started to create "Jingjue Ancient City".

The bizarre plot, perfect interaction, and super quality instantly became a global hit game.

The game character Shirley Yang became even more popular and became a national virtual idol.

When all players felt that "Jingjue Ancient City" was the pinnacle of the gaming industry, Lin Mu made another move.

Super games such as "League of Legends" and "Silent Hill" are online again...

In 2002, Yao Ming, the "Little Giant" from China, entered the NBA and became the first Asian player to be drafted number one in the NBA draft.

Meanwhile, an 18-year-old high school student, also from the East, was selected fifth overall.

This is the best of times: with stars like Duncan, O'Neal, and Kobe preceding them, and James, Durant, and Curry following them—a truly star-studded era…

This is also the worst of times: facing the Lakers' OK duo, the Spurs' GDP trio, the Celtics' Big Three, and the Cavaliers and Warriors' two powerhouse teams, a single star player has almost no hope of winning a championship...

But I am a high mountain, not a long river.

When encountering mountains, climb them; when encountering seas, cross them. I'd rather be a towering mountain than a river that winds its way into the sea!

You must climb that mountain like a warrior and prove to the world that you are the best point guard and the best player of this era!

(Non-rebirth, non-system, non-invincible) (Growth story, parallel world)

Fan Xiaoqi said to Li Kun, "President Li, why don't you just blacklist Lin Wan directly instead of letting her participate in variety shows?"

Li Kun exhaled a puff of smoke. "I'm going to squeeze every last drop of value out of her. Don't worry, now that you've slept with me, you're the top female star in Xingyu Entertainment. Let her know what happens if she doesn't obey me."

Gu Qingfeng looked at the entertainment headlines: "Former diva suspected of being sidelined" and "Lin Wan appears on a variety show with no popularity".

Zhu Xiaomei looked at the online comments with anger. "It must have been Fan Xiaoqi who did it. Sister Wanwan, I knew she wasn't a good person. You used to help her so much."

Lin Wan seemed resigned yet unwilling, saying, "Alright, alright, Xiao Zhu, get ready, we're going to work."