This is a world where rituals and music are crumbling, and the empire is on the verge of collapse. Here live immortals, swordsmen, mountain spirits, ghosts, fox spirits, and snake monsters... Chen Ming, armed with a gift book promising magical instruments, spells, and even supernatural powers, enters the Taiqing Palace on Mount Laoshan, and begins his quest for immortality. Life is difficult, and Chen Ming's initial goal was to find a safe haven for his sister in this turbulent world. But avoiding disaster only intensifies it, and fearing demons only makes them more rampant. Chen Ming, sword in hand, never sets down his sword, slaying countless enemies—never!

When the false becomes true, the true is also false, and there is something inaction and nothingness.

A false earth god: I want to reincarnate!

A real earth god: After I kill you, I will create a great Feng Shui formation for you and make a beautiful grave bag for you.

A false earth god: a man of great virtue.

A real God of the Earth: This thing is good, bring it to you. The treasures of nature, materials and earth will be inhabited by the virtuous.

False Earth God: Honest and honest.

The real God of Earth: Everything on the earth is my eyes and ears, I will just watch you pretend! I, who should cooperate with your performance, turned a blind eye!

Does the earth god have to be on earth? It’s not too much for me to take on another life and be a heavenly official, right?

A sword cultivator must be pure.

Love must be exclusive.

One sword by my side, one love for a lifetime.

No matter the mountains and rivers, no matter the realm—slaying immortals, vanquishing demons, killing gods, cleaving the heavens—I will only follow my path, and I will only search for her, my one true love...

As the patriarch of a sect, he should be majestic and powerful, with a name that shakes the world. However, Tianqi Sect's Grand Elder Li Yuan is known throughout the world for his incompetence.

When he was in the Qi Refining Stage, he almost had his throat pierced by a mortal martial arts swordsman.

In the late stage of Qi Refining, he was defeated in three moves by his junior brother who was ten years younger than him and joined the sect later, making a fool of himself.

After much luck, he became a true cultivator at the foundation-building stage, but was severely injured by a Qi-refining junior who was holding a real treasure, and yet he managed to escape unscathed.

When he was in the Jindan stage, the sect was in danger and was attacked by a hostile sect at the mountain gate. Li Yuan was directly suppressed by the latecomer Zhenren in front of tens of thousands of immortal cultivators.

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Until thousands of years later, when the sect was facing the danger of extinction, the incompetent ancestor who was enshrined on the spirit tablet suddenly came back to life, and while chatting and laughing, he waved his hand and released countless puppet armies, defeating all the cultivators.

From then on, the ancestor’s incompetence became the ancestor’s omnipotence!

Three years ago, he was a young master of noble status and followed by many people. A conspiracy happened, and he was hunted down by the Zhao family and expelled from the Xiao family. Three years later, he returned to this city with a terminal disease and a mysterious power. He was no longer unrestrained and romantic... He only hoped to die in her hands before he died. But a series of events involved him in the conspiracy again. He was no longer Xiao Mo, but the terrifyingly strong Ji Mo... "Me? Afraid of death? Ridiculous! Do you know what I experience every night at twelve o'clock... It's a hell worse than death!" His fiancée is about to marry someone else, and the mysterious terminal disease disappears day by night.

"Congratulations, host. Because you've rejected the system's mission, you'll be randomly matched with a destined partner to assist you." Somewhere in the remote mountains and waters, a white tiger spirit, after cultivating for a thousand years, was chased by a rolling thunderbolt and forced to flee. Damn it, whether or not Tang Sanzang goes to the West to obtain the scriptures is none of my business! Guanyin: "Xuanzang, go and obtain the scriptures, and stop making trouble." "Okay, no problem, it's completely fine." Several days passed, and Tang Sanzang still hadn't made a move. Mu Cha: "Oh no, Avalokitesvara, Tang Sanzang has sprained his ankle and can't go on the road." Avalokitesvara: "Calm down, let Wukong and the others tie him up and take him on the road. I don't believe that monkey can't subdue him!" On the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, said with a look of despair: "Why hasn't the master come yet? Did he get lost?" In Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Bajie looked warily at the sturdy monk carrying a white horse. The monk smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I'm just a knight passing by." In the Quicksand River, Sha Wujing jumped out of the water with a ferocious look, but saw a muscular gray-robed monk throwing the white horse directly across the river. Frightened, he quickly dived back into the river. "We agreed to fetch the scriptures to the West and give them to the disciple. What's the point of fetching the scriptures without a disciple? I'm tired and I'm going on strike! Otherwise, Buddha, can you express the scriptures to me?" Tathagata: "..."

In the smoke of World War III, the fate of the Earth was completely rewritten. The Earth was brought into a brand new universe - Jiuyaotian by mysterious forces. The Earthlings woke up from their slumber and faced with a world of immortal cultivation that they knew nothing about. What should they do?

After sixteen years of studying opera, he stepped onto the stage to vanquish demons and gods.

He played Bao Gong, and the ghosts cried out for justice as Yama, the King of Hell, was beheaded by the dragon-headed guillotine.

I'll impersonate Zhong Kui, vanquish demons across the land, and capture evil spirits to enjoy with my wine.

The dancing Guan Yu, with his unwavering righteousness, sweeps away all injustice with his Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Singing of the Great Sage, with his mighty cudgel rising, the jade sky is cleared of dust for ten thousand miles!

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"A mere actor dares to pretend to be a god?"

Deep within the Yin Mountains, a ghost king uttered a mocking voice.

"An actor?"

Zhou Sheng suddenly opened his phoenix eyes, Guan Gong's robe billowed without wind, and his crescent blade trembled with a dragon's roar.

"Waaaaah!"

The painted-face singer's voice is like a thunderclap from a clear sky, accompanied by the rapid beat of gongs and drums. The Azure Dragon splits open the gates of hell and single-handedly goes to the meeting to capture the demon!

With all the demons vanquished, Zhou Sheng stood stroking his beard and began reciting lines in a theatrical style.

"The demonic aura has vanished, and the world is now clear and bright. You must remember:"

I am—the Marquis of Hanshou, the Great Emperor Xietian, the Holy Lord Guan!

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