[The settings, plot, and combat power values differ from the original work. Please refrain from criticism if you disagree, thank you! The system can be ignored in the early stages.]
I was transported to the Dragon Ball world, and to my surprise, I was transported to the same world as Broly, a legendary Super Saiyan!
Broly: Why is my combat value so low?
System: I don't want to crash!
Broly: Why do they all want to become my apprentice?
System: Because I, the great one, am here!
Sun Wukong: You're amazing! Let's have a go!
Vegeta: Hmph, as your prince, you must submit to me!
Broly: No! No! I won't!
High Priest: Come, take me as your master, and I will train you to become a God of Destruction.
Transmigrating to the DC Universe, Russo became a background character in the final showdown between Batman and the Joker. Fortunately, his "Fourth Wall Eye" arrived on time. From then on, the multiverse gained a cheerful "director." During the Battle of New York, he had the Avengers film "off-duty" memes. In the Black Robe World, he turned the Civil War into a global live-action show. When the God of Order descended upon the DC main universe, attempting to format everything, Russo cleared his throat, faced the audience across the universe, and raised the microphone: "Don't panic, now please welcome our debaters—100 Batmen who have been spoiled, and a Superman who has learned 'Serious Punch'!" "In this multiverse, I will be responsible for the humor, and I will also define—what is called the true ending!"
He is a former sixth-ranking executive officer of the Fools, now a wandering dark general under the command of the god of wisdom, Buyer, who failed to eliminate himself by jumping into the World Tree and was left to labor reform in Sumeru. He is currently in the midst of a great journey.
Even without the Vision in the New World, the Wanderer, as a god-created doll, was practically invincible; anything but an Elite Four member was a piece of cake. The doll, already free of any ties, had no obsession with returning to Teyvat, though he didn't know when he would ever repay the historical sins he owed. The Wanderer sighed; he certainly didn't want that little white thing constantly yelling at him about "escaping from prison."
The New World is very small. Apart from the country that is similar to the Inazuma culture, there are only a few other remote places similar to Mondstadt Fontaine that can be visited. Moreover, the number of murders in this world in a day is more than the number of experimental subjects consumed by Dottore in a day!
A wanderer who inadvertently thwarted a murder attracted the attention of a strange organization whose members all used codenames and had no official name. As the organization approached him for recruitment, the wanderer had a premonition that if he stayed with them and waited for their destruction, he could return to Teyvat. Looking at the black box emitting electronic sounds before him, the wanderer agreed to the invitation from the man who called himself "Rum."
The wanderer had assumed this lousy organization couldn't be worse than the Fatui, but he was wrong... he'd overestimated them. At least the Fatui weren't useless!
P.S.: Brother Liu will absolutely not become a test subject, absolutely not! Brother Liu belongs to neither the black nor the red side, Brother Liu is free!
[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]
The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.
"System, start the next simulation."
[Ding, drawing a random talent.]
[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]
[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]
[Life Simulation Begins]
On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.
Outside the simulator.
Xu Chuan's face darkened.
"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"
...
——
"System, start the next simulation!"
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]
[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]
"..."
——
Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.
Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"
"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]
[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]
...
Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"
——
"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"
"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"
A letter from Grandpa arrived from afar, saying there was a farm for me to inherit. So Matthew went and started planting parsnip. But what's with this owl? Hogwarts? Ah, of course, of course, I love Hogwarts' greenhouses! I'm a peaceful farming enthusiast! But, Mr. Voldemort, why are you stepping on my land?
[Includes daily life scenes + not entirely on the ship (somewhat different from the main story)]
Mo Bai, who transmigrated to the world of Collapse Iron, was noticed by the erudite Venerable and became a new genius.
In pursuit of excitement, he came to the Black Tower space station, where he spent his days bickering with the Black Tower to cultivate his mind.
Until one day, he gave Lady Black Tower a gift, which awakened the belated system, resulting in a gift-giving multiplier.
The system immediately gifted him a more detailed Black Tower doll, except this doll...
"Holy crap! You're Master?!"
"No? System, why is it a Henan Black Tower?"
Just as Mo Bai was thinking about how to hide her, Hei Ta knocked on his door.
...
"Mo Bai! Tear her apart today! Or I'll tear you apart!"
"An accident! Let me explain!"
And so, a new day begins for these geniuses.
I, Jiang the Slime, unexpectedly found myself in Overlord, but with no goals in mind, I'm just waiting to die. This world is a sequel to Ainz Ooal Gown and Sword Art Online. This is just a small world; our goal is the stars and the sea!!!
A fusion of light comedies such as The Big Bang Theory, Friends, and 2 Broke Girls
Allen, who transmigrates into the body of a wealthy American heir, is about to start enjoying life when the owner of the movie theater recommends a film called "The Killer Ape."
Looking at the familiar figure on the cover, Allen realized that he had entered the world of TBBT.
Sheldon: Allen! Even if it's your sofa, this spot is mine!
Raj: Please, Allen, stop saying why India has two cities, New Delhi and Delhi!
Howard: Take me to pick up girls, Allen! With you, we're invincible!
Leonard: I won't say a word to you, Allen, until Penny leaves your house!
Penny: *burp*... Are you guys done chatting? I'm going to the bathroom~
But you went towards the wine cabinet! ×4
Penny: Yeah! I know!
[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]
Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".
The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?
Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…
Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?
Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!
The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.
Tyrant: Monster! Die!
Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?
The next second, their souls exchanged.
Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!
Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.
Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!
So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.
Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!
Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?
Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!
The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!
He can hear her inner voice, okay?!
Famous scene 1
"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"
The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.
The seals of the nine ancestral planets have been broken, and evil is devouring all worlds! A black sun hangs high in the galaxy, and countless worlds are reduced to purgatory. And Blue Planet—the last untouched pure land—is home to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, Pangu, the celestial god, the founders of the three religions, and the Twelve Gods of Olympus. "The blood of the ancient gods flows in your veins!" Lin Xuan's soul escaped the seal of the primordial planet and entered the great realm of the heavens. "You mean, the souls of Blue Planet residents can be transferred into clones?" "That would open up a lot of new gameplay possibilities." From then on, Lin Xuan, a ten-year veteran of Triangle Porridge, embarked on his journey as a game designer. Map: Giant Bear City [Holy crap! These zombies look so real.] [What? You fought a rubbish zombie one-on-one and got killed? You're such a loser!] [Go ahead and try it if you can.] [Give it a try!] Ten seconds later. [Rubbish game...]