Three-year-old Tangtang has a secret.

She could understand animal language, but she kept her disguise secret, only letting her pet parrot, Liu Liu, speak for her.

The entire police station thought they were solving the case using the mystical power of the mythical bird, little did they know that the mastermind behind it all was a baby sucking on a bottle!

Murder on a Rainy Night

Everyone was racking their brains over the lack of evidence to find information about the victim, but Tangtang pointed her little finger and said calmly, "Liuliu said that uncle with curly hair is a bad guy!"

As a result, the murderer was easily caught, and Tangtang was regarded as a lucky star by the entire police station.

Dog abuse and killing case

Should a Golden Retriever that bites someone be euthanized?

Tangtang disagreed. "Liuliu said that this bad uncle killed a lot of dogs, and we should arrest him."

She took Liu Liu and led the golden retriever to the villain's slaughterhouse and rescued countless small animals.

Tangtang, hiding her true identity, is directing...

"Poor folks play with cars, the rich play with watches – I just kill time watching videos and sleeping.

Little did Ye Fan know, the videos he watched were being broadcast across countless dynasties and realms.

Emperors and generals couldn’t look away.

• When a K-pop girl group’s KDA dance popped up, Cao Cao was the first to beg: "I humbly request to share your bed!"

• When clips of the Qing Dynasty’s humiliations played, the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Ancestor, and Song Founder immediately ramped up the pressure.

• When modern slackers coasting through life appeared, even the worst tyrants felt like hard workers!

...While Ye Fan casually scrolled through shorts, tears streamed down the faces of history’s greatest rulers.

• Ying Zheng (Qin Shi Huang): "I was too conservative..."

• Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor): "What kind of miserable life am I living?!"**

In 2100, the third generation of virtual reality online games was launched. Yang Xiaofan, a man who wanted to break free from his sister's control and make money in the game, was still tragically caught in the act. The eldest sister smiled charmingly, "Xiaofan, come quickly! I'm almost leveling up, let me chop you down." The second sister gently picked up the magic wand, "Fan, I need to understand magic, would you like to be my test subject?" The third sister jumped up and waved a dagger, "Xiaofan, I'm going to assassinate you, pretend you can't see it."

[System] + [Humor] + [Legendary Yuan Captor] "Lord Yuan refuses to see you, why don't you look at your own problems?"

After being turned away by Yuan Shao's retainers, Xu Ze was confronted with a soul-searching question. Only then did he realize that he had been framed by the Zhen and Yuan families, and all his hard work and ingenuity over the past two and a half years had been stolen.

Along with Xu Ze, a young man in black robes named Guo Jia was also expelled.

Xu Ze pulled Guo Jia aside and defected to Cao Cao. A few years later, he led a large army to counterattack Ye City, destroying Yuan Shao and demonstrating his power.

Xu You: "Didn't I deserve the most credit for winning the Battle of Guandu?"

Xu Ze: "Why are you always so concerned about that credit? It distorts a person's efforts..."

Madam Zhen Zhang: "Wait, do you remember? I even arranged a marriage for you!"

Xu Ze: "All five sisters, come in!"

Don't ask me why so many powerful generals have joined me. I can only tell you that it's because I'm the eldest brother.

Don't ask me why I like collecting beauties. It's not easy for me to come to the Three Kingdoms period. If I don't collect Cai Wenji, the Qiao sisters of Jiangdong, I'll feel like I've made a mistake in time travel. Let me tell you, the beauties are mine, the fierce generals are mine, the territory is mine. You can take any of those, but you can't take mine.

Guan Lin, whose courtesy name is Yunqi, ranks fourth in the Guan family.

His brothers are Guan Ping and Guan Xing, his sister is Guan Yinping, and his brother is called Hua Guansuo.

His father is the famous Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang!

——"My father is good at everything, but he is too proud. Soon, he will lose his pride, his whole family's pride, his uncle's pride, and his pride as well."

——"In order to suppress my father's arrogance, I, Guan Lin, have decided to take over this traitor!"

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Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master burned down the beacon tower!"

Zhou Cang: "General, the fourth young master will hang Mi Fang and Fu Shiren up and beat them!"

Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master has made Sun Quan's daughters Sun Luban and Sun Luyu pregnant, and Jiangdong envoys are here!"

Guan Yu's face turned livid, "How could Guan, who was famous all his life, give birth to such a... rebellious... rebellious son!"

After closing the door, Guan Yu let out a long breath.

——My son is good at stealing from home!

"If I had known I was going to time travel, I would have definitely looked up the methods for making gunpowder and glass on Baidu..." Jiang Zhe sighed, looking at the big tree in front of the door, and said uncertainly, "Glass, well, it should be made by burning sand, right? And gunpowder, saltpeter, charcoal, what else was it again? Sulfuric acid or sulfur?"

“Husband…” Xiu’er walked to Jiang Zhe’s side and asked curiously, “Aren’t you going to work yet?”

"He's gone, he's gone..." Jiang Zhe shook his head and walked away. "Working so hard just for a few hundred coins... and showing off..."

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Traveling through the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Duan Yu opened his eyes and found himself picked up by Diao Chan, the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms.

Looking at the simple home and her beauty, Duan Yu, who has awakened the entry [Ten Times Speed], decided to repay her with all his strength.

[Ding, system prompts, you have awakened the entry [Ten Times Speed], and you can do anything twice as fast! ]

[Ding, you have worked hard ten times and obtained the secret technique, every minute counts. ]

[Ding, system prompts, you have drawn the bow ten times and obtained the new entry [A Hundred Steps Through the Willow]]

[Ding, system prompts, you have swung the sword ten times and obtained the new entry [Kill with Every Sword]]

Diao Chan: "Husband, why are you so fast in everything you do!"

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.

At this time, a voice came from the sky.

"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"

Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.

The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"

"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."

Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.

Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.

Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!

[Urban setting + landscape design + Three Kingdoms + behind-the-scenes + invincible + satisfying read]

Chen Fan has a landscape box containing a small village from the Three Kingdoms period, filled with lifelike little people.

In those chaotic times, the people suffered greatly.

Chen Fan casually tossed in some food, feeding an entire village, and then, inadvertently, feeding an entire Three Kingdoms period...

Zhang Yan: "How the hell are we supposed to fight this? We're surrounded by Han Chinese troops, and we can't win. Are we really going to just stay in the Taihang Mountains and farm? Might as well just surrender..."

Yuan Shao: "Something's not right. Why have all the people of Ji Province fled? What kind of thing is the Han army? Damn it, we can't win!"

Cao Cao: "Fengxiao, the Han army is deep in enemy territory and their supplies must be limited. Let's seize their supply lines... What? No supply lines? How is that possible!"

Yuan Shao: "Yuan Gonglu, surrender."

Yuan Shu: "..."

Cao Cao: "You big-eared scoundrel, surrender!"

Liu Bei: "..."

Chen Fan: "They've all surrendered, huh? Good. The world is vast, and we've only just begun!"

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