Three Thousand Harem Beauties? Are They As Captivating As My Idol Girl Group on Phone?

"Poor folks play with cars, the rich play with watches – I just kill time watching videos and sleeping.

Little did Ye Fan know, the videos he watched were being broadcast across countless dynasties and realms.

Emperors and generals couldn’t look away.

• When a K-pop girl group’s KDA dance popped up, Cao Cao was the first to beg: "I humbly request to share your bed!"

• When clips of the Qing Dynasty’s humiliations played, the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Ancestor, and Song Founder immediately ramped up the pressure.

• When modern slackers coasting through life appeared, even the worst tyrants felt like hard workers!

...While Ye Fan casually scrolled through shorts, tears streamed down the faces of history’s greatest rulers.

• Ying Zheng (Qin Shi Huang): "I was too conservative..."

• Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor): "What kind of miserable life am I living?!"**