"When the system falls in love with touching fish, when the villain is addicted to collecting coffin boards - see how the offline host subverts the immortal cultivation world with sand sculpture skills, and walks out of a warm anti-routine fairy road in the violent love story and cold character collapse!"

Protagonists: Lin Xiaolang, Su Yu

Ye Lin traveled to the fantasy world, and the counterattack system came sixty years earlier.

[Sixty-one years old, you are the offspring of Ye Qingping, a great man in the fusion stage of Daxia, but you are always stuck in the third level of the Qi Refining Stage and have not broken through. Your father is completely disappointed in you. Please let him smile at you again. ]

[Task Reward: Marrow Cleansing and Bone Cutting]

One-year-old Ye Lin looked at the content on the panel, then looked at her petite body and fell into deep thought.

"The system seems to have come too early."

Ye Lin looked at the middle-aged man in front of her who kept teaching her to speak and shouted,

"Daddy,"

the next second Ye Qingping smiled from ear to ear,

"My daughter can call me daddy."

Ye Lin blinked her eyes,

mission completed?

Eighteen years after transmigrating to the world of cultivation, the belated system suddenly arrives!

The excited Long Tao was not greeted with the treatment of a protagonist, but rather...

"Binding error. The host is not the chosen one. Since the binding cannot be removed, please complete the system task in place of the chosen one. Please also transfer any opportunities and rewards obtained during the task to the chosen one. Task failed: death."

Faced with this ridiculous situation, he could only be forced by the system to do tasks that were not his responsibility.

However, those missions that are just the right level of difficulty for the chosen ones and fit the plot of a wish-fulfillment novel are a matter of life and death for him, a minor character who is only at the Qi Refining stage! Just figuring out how to safely sneak into the mission site is enough to make him worry until his hair turns white.

What's even more breathtaking is that the true chosen one's cultivation is advancing by leaps and bounds! While Long Tao is still struggling to break through the Qi Refining bottleneck, the other party has already made great strides to the late Foundation Establishment stage and is about to form the Core! The difficulty of the missions has also skyrocketed, becoming more and more outrageous with each one.

Thus, an ordinary disciple with only Qi Refining cultivation often appeared mysteriously at top-level events where powerful figures gathered!

......

"Please go to the 'Demon Burial Abyss' immediately, sign in at the core area of ​​the battle between the Demon Lord and True Lord Luo Hong, and stop the two from fighting on behalf of the Chosen One."

"I'm supposed to reach Foundation Establishment tomorrow! System, I'm begging you, please let me off this time?!"

I have a system! I'm about to reach the pinnacle of life! Wait! This quest has a trap! This reward is wrong! Why am I becoming more and more effeminate?! Why are all my suitors men?! [A sorrowful swing]

(Single female protagonist, the system is the female protagonist, the female protagonist is: arrogant + sharp tongue + honest, myth revival, prehistoric, sweet story)

"Fuck? I'm dead? I was playing a game in the middle of the night and died suddenly?"

[Ding! That's right, so follow me to Salem and travel through time. ]

"Is it so sudden? Or let me prepare."

[You can go or not, I don't have time to waste with you! ]

Two concise conversations, an 18-year-old confused boy opened his eyes again.

[Ding! Please ask if you want to bind... Forget it, the binding is successful! ]

[Congratulations to the host for binding the Gods Strategy System. The world you are currently in... Oh, it's so annoying, you can find out by yourself. Anyway, I am a strategy system. Find someone to attack, get love points, exchange props with me, sit on the harem of three thousand beauties, and reach the peak of life! 】

"Gods capture system? What does that mean? Capture gods?"

[Yes, the host's world currently has female gods: Athena, Freya, Amaterasu, etc., but considering the difficulty of capturing the target, it is recommended to find an ordinary person to capture first, and then capture the god according to the situation after obtaining a certain amount of love and props. 】

[Why are there so many trivial things? I met a weirdo like you for the first time as a system. Hurry up and choose! 】

"Are there any restrictions on the target to be captured?"

[No! Anyone who can talk, even gods are fine! Hurry up and choose your target! 】

"Then I will capture you."

[Huh? 】

"I want to capture you."

[Detected that the host has selected a capture target, please start your capture. 】

[Asshole! Why are you capturing me? ! 】

[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

[Single female lead + sweet everyday romance + no system, no rebirth]

A must-read sweet romance novel by the God of Love in 2025 – you won't regret reading it!

This book is also known as:

After moving in together, the icy senior girl sobbed in my arms.

"Senior seeks roommate late at night, are you just being awkward with her?"

Oh no, I think I've become the prey of the aloof school beauty!

After failing to confess his feelings to his childhood sweetheart, whom he had been in love with for ten years, he was heartbroken.

Disheartened, Li Xingmo moved into a shared apartment off-campus.

That night.

He bumped into a stunningly beautiful senior at the high-speed rail station. She knocked on his apartment door with an aloof and arrogant expression.

"Wen Yan, you..."

"You also do broadband repair on the side?"

With remarkable emotional intelligence, Li Xingmo asked tentatively.

Xia Wenyan: "...?"

really.

The person in front of her was actually a junior from elementary school whom she had known online for several years.

Sure enough, he's a silly, adorable little goofball...

However, what puzzled Xia Wenyan was...

He had never seen her face before.

Why would he say that he felt like he had seen her somewhere before?

...

Three years later.

The seniors and juniors wearing wedding rings stopped in front of a photograph at the exhibition, seemingly without prior arrangement.

The photo shows a scene amidst a torrential downpour.

A boy with a butterfly perched on his shoulder stands in the rain.

He was holding up a small, yet resolute, dark blue umbrella for the girl in the white dress who was slightly taller than him...

Ning You, a serious young man, traveled to Teyvat because of staying up late to work overtime, and was adopted by Teyvat's top milk cap, Kujo Saro. He was also possessed by the succubus system like a resentful species. In order to grow up, he can only seduce the big sisters, but...

"Xiaoyou... are you going to be in white... or black today?" Saro, who tied himself up, asked softly.

"Dad~ you don't want your daughter to be sad, do you?" Yae Shenzi, who likes to be a daughter, threatened.

"Xiaoyou~ it's time to teach 'martial arts' today~ you can't~ slack off~ ah~" The already collapsed general and the covetous shadow gently picked up Ning You.

"That... sisters... I... I know I was wrong..." The little Ning You looked at the big sisters around him and wanted to cry but had no tears.

In my life, I don't care about my past life, I don't ask for the next life, I just live vigorously, enjoy grudges and grudges, defeat all the heroes of all races, and laugh proudly at the gods and demons of the Six Paths!

Thousands of years later, the great calamity begins again. Who is stronger or weaker among the Tathagata's golden body and the Taoist body of Yuanshi? With the Tathagata's divine palm and the seven heaven-cutting movements, who will be the most powerful?

In the reincarnation, Meng Qi began his journey of "who can resist him throughout his life" from Shaolin Temple.

[No romantic pairing, ensemble cast] [A comedic trio of independent cultivators] [Female protagonist's cultivation and leveling-up journey, children have limited screen time, please do not read if you mind]

Song Li transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became the vicious female supporting character. Because she bullied the female lead, she was thrown into the infant tower by her own brother and died at the hands of countless resentful infant spirits.

Waking up inside the baby-abandoning tower, looking at countless weeping infant spirits, Song Li said, "I can be your mother."

The infant spirit that was about to kill her froze, and countless infant spirits merged into one, transforming into a beautiful and adorable little girl.

Song Li decided to distance himself from the original female lead, focus on alchemy, earning money to raise his child, and live a carefree life as a wandering cultivator.

Unexpectedly...

Could you be the legendary second young master of the merchant guild who spent a fortune on the female lead and even handed over half of the guild?

I cured a patient, who seems to be your brother. It seems you... don't have to inherit the family fortune anymore. Aren't you happy?

Could you be the legendary sword spirit that appears only once every ten thousand years, the mysterious sword cultivator who risked his life to clear the way for the female lead?

That's the female lead you've been longing for, why don't you like her and even say she's ugly? Could it be because I cured your years-long eye ailment?

Could you be the legendary spoiled and willful daughter of the Changming Sect's leader, the fool who handed over the position of sect leader to the female lead?

I didn't mean to belittle you. I only practiced alchemy to raise my child, not to deliberately win against you. What? You're not going to relinquish the position of sect leader?

...

The Three Musketeers:

Song Li [The Visionary Eagle]

Lu Yan [The Tiger Who Guards the Mountain]

Xiao Yunhan [The Fierce Wolf]

The Three Scoundrels:

Song [the donkey he produced]

Lu [the bucket used to hold the food]

Xiao [a prostitute]