Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]

I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.

This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!

Why did I wake up and find myself turning into a soft girl with poor breasts, black and long straight? Forget it, why do you always look at me like a scum sister, but secretly a heavy girl-controlling lily girl? Good girl, black cat, don't lick your ears like this. It's so itchy. Foodie girl, eat slowly. I still have the money to buy food. Black girl, don't hack me. I'm about to cry. Teacher, can you be normal? I hate perverts the most. Arrogant girls, don't wear square safety pants. It's too unladylike. Arms girls, don't blow up the ground! What? Do you want me to be cute? Damn, how is it possible! I'm a big old man! ———————————————————————— PS: This book transforms + Lily Xiang, NC sprayer self-restreedness, don't force me to be angry, book review ban advertising, find all banned PS2: This is not a fan. If you think you are the guardian of the anime, please take a detour.

[Female protagonist's downfall] + [Purely satisfying story] + [Cunning]

He transmigrated into a female-oriented online novel and became a villainous rich second-generation. The female lead kept him hanging on, using him to provoke the male lead, while simultaneously using his resources to cultivate the male lead. In the end, he voluntarily jumped into the river to fulfill the female lead's so-called love.

What kind of ridiculous plot is this?!

Now that I've awakened, let's do it!

Reborn into a multiverse of anime and manga, Tanaka Yukikoko possesses the dual advantages of being reborn and having a cheat-like ability. She chooses a path different from the masses, but as a brute force, she lacks the strength to achieve it. She decides to develop steadily and train diligently for many years. A highly advanced high school sends her an application, which she refuses despite her parents' advice. She gives up and is admitted through a shady scheme. She decides to show this crappy school the capriciousness of the strong. Sakayanagi Arisu: Arisu was born weak and raised in a garden. She first met Ayanokouji as a child and was deeply impressed. She was always captivated by the word "genius." Later, she was fortunate to meet Tanaka-sensei and discovered the wonder of the world. "I've heard that the best reward for a teacher is to surpass them." Of course, Arisu wouldn't be so arrogant as to defeat her teacher single-handedly. So, don't blame me. Blame it on your strength, teacher. Tanaka Yukikokoko: Arisu, do as you please. Ayanokouji Kiyotaka: Defeating you will grant me freedom. Tanaka Yukikokoko: Ayanokouji, are you a cold-blooded monster or a gullible imposter? I eagerly await Toyokawa Kiyokazu's reply: When it comes to living off a woman, I'd call you the strongest. But what level of skill does it truly take to live off a woman so readily? Tanaka Yukiko: I've heard you love your daughter very much. Since you've offended me and are unwilling to pay the price, then let your daughter pay the price.

Di Qingyue, a demure and unmarried woman, dreams of entering the primordial world. Believing it to be a dream, she is fearless, seducing all the handsome and cool men of the primordial world, ruining the entire Investiture of the Gods and causing it to deviate from its original course, all for the sake of getting married. Unfortunately, fate intervenes. Upon waking from this dream, standing on the Investiture Platform, she realizes that everything she has done was like a real dream. She questions herself: Should she marry or not? And what kind of god should she be appointed to?

Legend has it that deep in an inconspicuous street in City B of Country M, there is a magical antique shop.

"The portrait of the muscular Lisa, the Shanghai scene during the Qingming Festival, the great sword under immense pressure..."

You can see them all here.

The owner of this antique shop is an even more remarkable man.

He is a vampire, a vampire prince who has lived for two thousand years.

"Manager, are all the antiques in your shop genuine?"

The new employee looked shocked.

They're all real. Some I drew, and some I stole when I was young and didn't know any better.

"Manager, manager! The cross necklace you're wearing is so pretty! Where did you buy it? I want to buy one too!"

"I was young and naive, and I stole it from the Vatican. But I have to say, it's actually quite comfortable to wear."

"Shocking! Store manager, you were such a thief when you were young, were you in and out of jail all the time?"

“It’s just like home; going to prison is like going home.”

"However, I have now turned over a new leaf and I just want to be an outstanding young person."

This work is also known as: I just left the beginner village and met the salted fish demon king.

Using *Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway* as its core framework, the Star Train travels between the known universe (Star Railway) and the unknown universe (other works). Fun, adventure, no swords, that's about it.

Young man, I think you are a scumbag.

You change your girlfriend every day, and they are all so beautiful. Don’t you leave room for others?

Amanozaki: No, Hinata Hyuga, Saria, Saeko Busujima, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Ayanami Rei, Rin Tohsaka, Shiki Ryougi, Rem, Taiho, Kurumi Tokisaki, they are all my stand-ins.

I am famous for being pure and loyal, okay!

Song Qian: Jiang Ning, you need to be nicer to Yingzi.

Dong Wenjie: Jiang Ning, I'll do anything as long as you can improve Fang Yifan's grades.

Wang Shengnan: Jiang Ning, my Miaomiao's grades depend entirely on you.

Pei Yin: Jiang Ning, there's still room for improvement in my Sanyi's performance.

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#For those whose posts are not yet available, please refresh the page to open them~#Recommended: My friend Yan Xun's original alternate account novel, "When I Become an Unromanceable NPC in a Game"~#Stable daily updates, currently at noon every day = [A silly story with a female protagonist who is weak and sickly but actually incredibly strong] [Curse Returns × Plants vs. Zombies] = Xia Youjie has an older sister who is one year younger than him, but since childhood, his frail and sickly sister has been recuperating in their rural hometown. They rarely see each other. Until he entered the Curse High School, one of his mother's communications informed him that his sister, Chiho, had returned from the countryside. —She brought with her [cute] flowers and plants that she had grown in the countryside. Xia Youjie hesitated, "Uh, wait...why do sunflowers have noses and eyes? And they can produce sunlight?" If he hadn't realized that this thing wasn't a curse spirit, he would have attacked it!! Chiho replied, "Because it's a sunflower, our sunshine healer." To prevent zombies from eating your brain, Chiho decided to start a real-life version of Plants vs. Zombies! (Thumbs up) = From a young age, Xia Youjie always knew his older sister was in poor health; coughing up blood and being thin were common occurrences. He thought he had to protect his sister, to protect the weak. However, certain turbulent experiences made Xia Youjie waver on whether "non-sorcerers are worth saving." His unstable mindset led him to witness something in front of his building—his "frail and sickly" sister was smashing a cursed spirit to death with a flowerpot by the window, then casually putting the pot down and continuing to water the flowers with a bright smile. Xia Youjie: "???" "Oh, Jie, you're back!" His sister waved to him from the window, then happily climbed down from the fifth floor in a few strides, "Welcome home!" Xia Youjie: "..." Xia Youjie: "...Are you... alright? You remember you're not feeling well..." What he just did was definitely not something an "ordinary person" with "frail and sickly" health could do! The other person blinked, then nodded. "Ah, right, right, I'm frail and sickly." He paused for a second. "So I can get down from the window in two or three steps and avoid climbing several flights of stairs." Xia Youjie: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = It's said that Xia Youjie's sister can also see cursed spirits. Gojo Satoru had once curiously asked him why his sister didn't attend Cursed High like them. Xia Youjie: "...She's frail and sickly." Ah, I see. Gojo Satoru understood. Until one day, he witnessed Xia Youjie's sister punch a Special Grade Cursed Spirit to death. Gojo Satoru: "???" Gojo Satoru: "You're lying to me!? Didn't you say your sister was frail and sickly!?" Xia Youjie calmly replied, "Yes, so she needs to resolve the danger with one punch to conserve her energy." Gojo Satoru: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = The Level 2 Cursed Spirit, the Land God, was actually Level 1! Nanami and Haibara's expressions instantly turned shocked and serious. The superhuman passerby, Chiho's younger brother's junior, is my junior! She immediately grabbed a Tall-nut and charged— One second, the system: [Wait, Tall-nuts aren't used like that! This is for defense!!] The next second, the system stared at the cursed spirit smashed into the ground by the Tall-nut and fell into an eerie silence. "Hey! Youkai, eat a few nuts!" To the stunned eyes of her juniors, the frail girl in front of them used a Tall-nut to smash the cursed spirit until it was half dead. When Chiho's fighting power is maxed out, her protective gear is also a weapon! (Picking a rose.jpg) = Fake frailty, real maxed-out fighting power, spreading joy throughout the world! (Dog head picking up a rose) By the way, an abnormal version of Plants vs. Zombies hh, or Plants vs. Cursed Spirits (?) #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,Natsuyou'sSisterIsSoHard# Chiho, one person's ease isn't enough to change the world's knife, we must take the people's route! #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,ThePeopleOfJujutsuAreTrulyAwesome# Chiho Riko is doing well, full of energy! =w========Recommending the no-CP pre-order "I Want to Escape the Detective Conan Main Story!" A brief summary: [Asahi Yuuki, who is clearly trying to escape the main storyline, is constantly being influenced by Di-hua, becoming a big shot both inside and outside the comments section. Asahi Yuuki, I'm really just an ordinary melon seller! QVQ] ○ Various completed derivative works are already available in the author's column, welcome to read them~ ○ There are also many other pre-orders that are very good!</p>