[Alternative ways to achieve immortality + system-based stat allocation + survivalist strategy + lighthearted humor]

Wang Bu'er transmigrated to the world of cultivation and awakened the Life-Granting Treasure System. He started with a small hoe and could gain lifespan by digging up grass and trees.

The system allows users to save their lives, transfer funds, invest, and take out loans.

You can't beat a Foundation Establishment cultivator? I'll dig you up until I'm eighty before I come and destroy you!

Your savior can't take it anymore? I'll just wave my hand and send you to be five hundred years old!

The patriarch died without finishing his business? Come on, I'll resurrect you and you can talk for another ten minutes!

You think I'm about to die? I have a high credit score on Alipay, I'll borrow another three thousand years from the system!

Throughout the myriad realms, among demons, gods, and Buddhas, I'm not bragging, but as long as the system has a balance, I won't die even if I turn to ashes.

[Multiple female leads, comedy, system, unconventional] Ye Xuan transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual energy is reviving, obtains a cultivation voice pack, and automatically cultivates using the voice pack, which also automatically draws rewards.

But when he was chatting with the nurse who was taking care of him, the nurse actually heard his voice message.

[Single-handedly fought five hundred emperors, and swept across three thousand domains with both hands]

Nurse:???

At the end of the immortal path, I stand as the peak; in my previous life, I looked down upon the universe; in this life, I will transcend the universe.

Nurse:???

Holding the sun and moon in my hands and plucking stars from the sky, there is no one like me in this world.

Nurse: You're actually a reincarnated immortal?

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I was just a weak fighting cock at the beginning and was awarded the title of [Weak Chicken].

[Weak Chicken] (1/10)

You are weak, very weak, a street on the side of the road that no one cares about, and your presence is reduced by 80%.

All opponents will look down on you, and in the early stages of the battle, they will only exert 30% of their strength at most.

【Stingy】（1/50）

You can choose to enter the iron rooster state, with your defense at full capacity and your body as hard as iron, so that no one can hurt you.

You have gained the ability to cultivate by swallowing metal, which can make your body stronger.

【The Heavenly Chicken cannot be leaked】（1/100）

You can hide your cultivation level, and no one can see through your true realm.

Your secrets have been blocked, and no one can predict or deduce your fate.

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I thought I could stay in the Zhao Mansion and become a great demon.

Until one day, on the day of the Zhao family's young master's wedding, I was caught and brought to the wedding hall with the bride.

I suddenly got the title of "marry a chicken and follow the chicken".

[Simulation of the Ancient World + Invincibility + Empress + Relaxing Story]

Ying Yi traveled back in time and became a baby in his mother's womb. Equipped with a built-in simulation system, he could simulate the ancient world and grow stronger. Unexpectedly, he discovered a rebellious sister in his womb, constantly trying to trample him underfoot. …

My name is Ye Qingluan, an almighty Empress with one foot on the path to becoming a True Immortal. In my new life, I've awakened a system that empowers me by beating my younger brother! Beating my younger brother makes me stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Let's fight! …

Many years later. Please, brother, let me win just once, just once!

My losing streak rewards are already piling up!

Ye Qingluan exclaimed: "I'm dying to reap the rewards."

Fang Wuming has been in a cultivation world for three years by chance.

Finally free from the miserable 996/007 work schedule!

They harbored boundless longing for the path of immortality.

Unexpectedly, the test revealed no spiritual root!

Destroy it, hurry up and do it! I'm tired...

Just as Fang Wuming was setting up his stall.

The [Unlimited Resources System] has finally awakened!!

[All resources under the host's name will be inexhaustible!]

Fang Wuming: "Keep it low-key, I usually just use this elixir of immortality to feed my dogs!"

The patriarch of the Dan Sect: "Woof woof woof!"

Fang Wuming: "When you're out camping, it's not too much to use an ancient magical artifact to peel an apple, is it?"

The Ancestor of the Weapon Sect: "Not at all! Not at all! You can even cut me down!"

Fang Wuming: "You mean this talisman that can kill immortals? There aren't many. The maid who served me tea only had a few hundred thousand of them."

Immortal: "?!"

The prodigies from all walks of life: "I thought my sect was the richest... but I'm the clown!"

All the lucky ones: "Our greatest fortune is meeting Brother Fang!"

Empresses from all walks of life: "It's time to find a godfather!"

[This is primarily a lighthearted and stress-relieving activity; the description falls short, so please read on!]

Taking advantage of the fact that Master, several uncles and fairies are in seclusion, I wrote a biography about these people. Each book costs one hundred spiritual stones. Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. The price can be negotiated. Come back. Do you know who my master is? Xiyang! ! ! My uncle is..., hey, hey, hey, don't grab it, you guys, I... I have increased the price, two hundred spirit stones per book, no, five hundred!

Seventy-year-old Ye An, just after traveling through time, found himself captured by a cultivation family, who wanted him to marry into the family and continue the family's bloodline!

"I'm a 70-year-old man who's about to be buried. Come on, tell me what to do."

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for marrying Ye Xinlian. 10 points of merit awarded.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host's wife, Ye Xinlian, for reaching a favorability of 30. 30 points of merit are awarded.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for consuming 100 points of merit, strengthening your cultivation and entering the first level of the Qi Training Realm.]

Looking at the body that was gradually becoming younger, Ye Changan fell silent!

"Seventy is the right age to get things done!"

【All Heavens + Simulation Talent + Multiple Female Protagonists】

[Foundation building explodes mountains, golden elixir shatters stars, but the protagonist is responsible for beating up the immortal cultivators]

Li Wubing originally thought that there were no fairies who could choke in the world, but when the immortal cultivator suddenly arrived and asked Li Wubing's family to come in order,

Li Wubing knew that he had to use a heavy blow to deal with such a cultivator!

A small opening is not considered an opening! The power of destiny, activated!

From then on, I traveled through the heavens, condensing all my experiences into a gift:

[On the chessboard of the two poles' struggle for supremacy, the only warrior in this world, with his flesh and blood, shattered the iron legion and punched the sun.]

[At the end of the journey to the demon world, the dragon body ascends to the sky, breaks the shackles of heaven and earth, strikes the heaven, and liberates the world]

[Stepping into the cage of the Sky Demon, the silver-haired Trickster dances with the resentful Sky Demon until everything ends.]

Each experience became the step for Li Wubing to become stronger.

And when the truth of the world is revealed to him bit by bit,

Perhaps, everything has just begun.

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.

However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

In the interstellar age, cosmic "X" radiation, Zerg crises, and genetic problems are becoming increasingly serious.

The two-life thunderstruck experience coupons allowed Jiang Yuxi to embark on her own RUA furry journey, bah, the road of education.

Chinese class? Let's read through the various cultivation techniques of the Beast Taming Sect.

Math class? "Arithmetic" is also arithmetic

Physical Education? Spirit Beast Bodybuilding

Art class? Talismans, formations, who can say this isn't just lines?

Nutrient solution? How do you take this stuff? Are the eight major cuisines bad? Or are you just not used to the night market snacks?

Gene fluid? "Erysipelas" is serious. Not as effective as marrow lavage fluid, and without the side effects.

Are interstellar alien plants poisonous, radioactive, and capable of triggering psychic outbursts? This is clearly a rare treasure. Plants are inherently interdependent, so isn't it normal for some parts of the same plant to be poisonous?

…

After the identities of the bosses lurking in the kindergarten were exposed, the Star Orcs finally realized:

It turns out that their upright, brave and warlike Crown Prince is actually a little black tea spirit who acts cute and jealous towards females and even keeps a list of enemies in a small notebook;

The richest man who said he was not interested in cubs and females actually tried to please the little female and even took the initiative to help take care of the cubs;

There is also the rebellious former Federation God of War who became the leader of the space pirates due to his dissatisfaction with his ideology. In order to stay with the little female, he actually stayed in a small kindergarten to teach the cubs basic practical lessons and worked part-time as a security guard.

Star Orcs: Broadcast more, the local dogs love to watch

Dog Orc: Enough, first of all I didn’t provoke you, secondly I didn’t provoke you, and finally I didn’t provoke you