Cultivation: You Start with a Rake, Survival Depends Entirely on Digging

[Alternative ways to achieve immortality + system-based stat allocation + survivalist strategy + lighthearted humor]

Wang Bu'er transmigrated to the world of cultivation and awakened the Life-Granting Treasure System. He started with a small hoe and could gain lifespan by digging up grass and trees.

The system allows users to save their lives, transfer funds, invest, and take out loans.

You can't beat a Foundation Establishment cultivator? I'll dig you up until I'm eighty before I come and destroy you!

Your savior can't take it anymore? I'll just wave my hand and send you to be five hundred years old!

The patriarch died without finishing his business? Come on, I'll resurrect you and you can talk for another ten minutes!

You think I'm about to die? I have a high credit score on Alipay, I'll borrow another three thousand years from the system!

Throughout the myriad realms, among demons, gods, and Buddhas, I'm not bragging, but as long as the system has a balance, I won't die even if I turn to ashes.