The protagonist traveled through the toilet on the spot. There was a loud bang (the protagonist's stomach flew), and then the toilet lid bounced off. When he woke up, he was already in the sprunki world. So what should the protagonist do? In the end, how to survive? Please see how to survive (sprunki: I rely on myself to travel through time). Because there are a lot of swear words, it will not pass the review. I need to make some adjustments first. Also, the author of this work will update twice a day without interruption. And I will do a challenge later to list all the viewers in the list at the end. Please stay tuned.

The story takes place in the fictional Chinese kingdom of Caiyun. According to legend, a young man, aided by the power of the Eight Immortals, founded Caiyun. Consequently, Caiyun's territory was divided into eight provinces: Hongzhou, Huangzhou, Bizhou, Lanzhou, Zizhou, Heizhou, Baizhou, and Chazhou. Approximately 600 years ago, the king of the time ordered the nobles of each province to adopt one of these eight colors as their surnames (for example, the Marquis of Lanzhou became Lan, the Marquis of Hongzhou became Hong, and so on). Commoners were prohibited from sharing surnames with these eight marquises. Consequently, those bearing these eight colors were considered the most aristocratic of the nobles. Furthermore, because the Marquis of Zizhou, where the capital was located, also served as king, the Zi family became the royal family's surname. Despite being born into the prestigious Hong family, Hong Xiuli lived in poverty. She had to work extensively to support her family. Having experienced the turmoil of the throne struggle as a child, she deeply understood the suffering of the people. From a young age, she diligently studied, hoping to pass the imperial examination, become an official, assist the king, and build a prosperous and peaceful nation. However, as a woman, she cannot take the imperial examination. One day, Xiu Li accepts a high-paying commission from Grand Tutor Xiao and enters the harem as a noble concubine to teach and assist the incompetent emperor. This opportunity leads Xiu Li to a career as an official, and she encounters a variety of people.

In a daze, Su Ruojin was reborn as the eldest daughter of a doctor at the Imperial Academy, an eighth-rank official, in Bianjing, the capital of the Great Yin Dynasty. She watched as her mother gave birth to her younger brother and then her younger brother, and the family of a small civil servant went from struggling to make ends meet to having to borrow money to survive.

A six-year-old boy stands on a small stool to reach the stove, but he worries about where his next meal will come from. How is he going to survive?

Don't be afraid... Don't be afraid...

Living in the mega-city of Bianjing, a prosperous and thriving commercial city, and bringing with me delicacies from a thousand years in the future, how could I possibly starve to death?

Impossible... Absolutely impossible...

The Imperial College, the Three Provinces, the Five Academyes, and the Nine Temples—places where civil servants gather—everyone needs breakfast, so let's start with breakfast stalls. Fried dough sticks and sesame cakes with soy milk, sesame dumplings, eight-treasure porridge—still think we don't have enough variety? Pancakes, scallion pancakes, steamed buns, pan-fried tofu pudding, pocket bread, mutton soup with assortment—let's get started… Searching for cotton quilts and Songjiang cloth… oil mills, taverns, general stores… suppressing rebellions and capturing bandits…

You can't earn enough... you simply can't earn enough...

With a pot in my left hand and a spatula in my right, I've captured the essence of everyday life in the bustling metropolis of Kyoto. Here I come!

I came to Shuchiin Academy to do only three things: break up high school couples! Scam people into becoming Vtubers! Go find fun in other worlds! As for the "insider story of the First Emperor of the V-world's death," "a single glance can turn someone into a workaholic," and "the mastermind behind the most evil delinquents," they're all lies. So said a certain weirdo from Shuchiin. No pairings, just a pure harem. Main world is a crossover anime slice-of-life story, currently including *Kaguya-sama: Love Is War*, *The Perverted Prince Who Doesn't Smile*, and *Queen Gash*. Other worlds include *The Burial of Frillien*, *Uncle in Another World*, and *Konosuba*.