[A nonsensical, nonsensical text + a "no money" style]

"I am a natural practitioner."

Are there any medications with fewer side effects?

"There's no other way, I'll have to get two injections! If there are any side effects, I won't get them anymore!"

"Two more injections today, the side effects shouldn't be cumulative since they target different areas."

"I feel like I've gotten used to the medication, so maybe I can try something with stronger side effects?"

"The drug concentration is not high enough."

"Wouldn't the effect be better if multiple drugs were combined?"

"What do you mean my head is pointy? Let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you..."

While it's possible to cultivate without using medicine, it's unlikely that one can cultivate without using medicine.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

[Beast Taming + Job Awakening + Slime + Comedy + No Female Lead]

The consultant is transported to a dangerous parallel world. During the professional awakening ceremony, he awakens a rare profession in this world—Beast Tamer!

Some people were surprised, as a beast tamer only appears once every ten years, making them extremely rare.

Some people sarcastically remarked that no matter how rare it is, it's still just an auxiliary item!

Later on, the advisor used a slime to easily defeat a max-level dragon monster!

"Is this real? A dragon is kowtowing to a level 1 beast tamer?!"

"Are you crazy?! That's clearly an SSS-level powerhouse!"

(Harem! Harem! Harem! I've repeated it three times, please just take a look.) Question: What's the specialty of Izu? Answer: Flammable oolong tea! To overcome his fear of the sea, Hachiman Hikigaya came to the coastal city of Izu to attend university. He thought that with his solitary personality, he would only spend four years peacefully, but unexpectedly, he encountered many strange people. Kitahara Iori pointed at the pink-haired guitar girl and the decadent JD next to him, incredulous: "You actually have so many female friends?" After learning about his experience, Imamura Kohei covered his head and shouted: "And you also have a high school harem club that used to belong to you, and a super cute little sister even calls you Onii-chan?" "Scumbag! God punish you!!!" x2 Today is still very peaceful. [Grand Blue + Lonely Rock + Dark JK, maybe a bit of a transformation, anyway, I'll sew and sew, I'll write whatever comes to mind (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)]

Because of Ah-ha's momentary amusement, he became a Butterfly, burdened with two destinies. After finally returning home, he was pulled into the nation's fate again. Rules? Immortal Ship? Onpharos? A hodgepodge of national destiny games, are you serious?

Dorothy spent ten years in this world before returning to her biological father, during which time she acquired a system of multiple identities. Knowing everyone's true identity, she pretended to be an innocent and naive girl, gaining everyone's approval. But what she truly is is a lazy bum, wondering whether she should plan something big or just relax and go to sleep. However, no one knows that Dorothy is also traveling the world in her other identities, having a wild and carefree time. Today is another day of her loving-hating struggle with herself. The female lead is a true powerhouse, but she just wants to be a lazy bum. The multiple identities are numerous and complex, and may contain personal opinions, so please don't be offended. The relationships with these identities are purely platonic and without romance (hugs, holding hands, flirting don't count!), and there will be no revelation of her true identity. There is basically no romantic pairing; if you want to see a romantic pairing, please leave a comment in the extra chapters. Theme: Growth.

[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum

The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

Lynn transmigrated into the body of a white dragon, a disgrace to the dragon race. To defend against the frost giants, the white dragons' lifelong enemy, he relentlessly collected dragon eggs, building a white dragon army and finally seizing control of the region, becoming a dragon lord. Just when he was settling down and enjoying the blissful life of being fed by his underlings, he discovered that the one hatching this time was one of the strongest dragons, and also the most beautiful. However, she was still just a fledgling. "You are a righteous metal dragon, and I am an evil chromatic dragon. If I don't kill you, am I supposed to feed you well?" The little silver dragon quickly nodded. "What will you do when you grow up and become stronger than me?" The little silver dragon looked up, her big, watery eyes staring at Lynn, looking aggrieved. "Then when I grow up, I'll take care of you."

[A heartthrob + a beloved figure + a child from the previous generation + a parent from the previous generation + a grandfather from the previous generation + a sickly man with a life-extending system]

Gryffindor heroine's heartthrob

The system's presence is weak.

Timeline: Child Generation - Parent Generation - Grandparent Generation - Child Generation

During the summer vacation of fourth grade, the parents went offline to visit the grandparents.

Noah was taken back to 1973 by her father's belongings during her second-grade summer vacation. She has something to say about seeing her friend's father naked right from the start.

I finally made it through fourth grade and then got Avada Kedavra from a crazy woman.

Her father's gold pocket watch once again demonstrated its power, taking her across the boundaries of time so she could save the world.

Noah X HPall

One-sided attacks from the next generation: James Remus, Sirius, Regulus, Peter Snipe, and Barty Jr.

One-sided love between offspring: Harry, Draco, Cedric, Weasley twins, Brayclum, Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood, etc.

Ancestor: Riddle Ablucas (Original Character)

Includes clichéd plots such as faking death and sibling/father-son conflicts.

Includes some original characters

Do not over-analyze the details, including fictional elements.

Warning: There are many characters on the table, and some characters cannot have too much space in the main text, so they will have their own "if" storylines.

The story contains OOC (Out of Character) elements, with the female protagonist being a toxic fan of Riddle.

Refuse writing guidance.

There is no true yuri (lesbian) route because this is a heterosexual (boy-girl) story.

However, there is a friendship storyline.

I don't like people commenting on or criticizing the characters I create.

Especially the female lead

I don't like writing about female rivalry.

Stop giving me low stars based on OOC (Out of Character) and plot points from the original work, even after reading the warning. I'll go and confront them directly.

In a sudden transmigration, Lin Xuan became a notorious good-for-nothing in the cultivation world, but he was bound to a "ten-thousand-fold return investment system".

Gift a magical artifact to a fairy? Trigger a 10,000x return and you'll get a divine weapon!

Feeding a witch pills? A thousandfold critical hit, and plenty of divine pills to go!

From that moment on, Lin Xuan realized: there's no such thing as a shortcut to cultivation. His path to immortality was a business plan for precise investment!

But something seems increasingly wrong with this investment—

The aloof swordsman accepted his sword and declared to everyone, "What he gave me is my dowry."

The demonic witch took his pill and betrayed her sect: "Whoever touches him, I will slaughter their entire family."

Even the lazy senior sister he picked up on the roadside could slap away a Nascent Soul stage monster after drinking the tea he gave her!

Seeing the fairies fighting tooth and nail for his "investment quota," even starting to compete internally, Lin Xuan's cultivation style completely went astray.

Until that day, based on the rate of return on investment, he delivered a "newbie gift package" to the goddess of the heavens.

The goddess's eyes were deep and unfathomable as she leaned down and whispered in his ear:

"Little guy, giving away so much..."

"What you want is for me—how will you repay me?"

[Reading Guide]

◆A steady and cunning male protagonist x Female protagonists who are all easygoing but not to be trifled with

◆The Road to Success: From a Sect Loser to the Strongest Angel Investor in the Three Realms

◆When Cultivation Meets Economics: How to Use Business Thinking to Conquer the Immortal Realm

◆Note: Investment involves risk; proceed with caution when building a harem; we are not responsible for any chaotic situations that may arise.