At the start, I'll stack buffs first, hoping to borrow some luck.
[Not a prehistoric era story]
[Original Journey to the West + Original Background]
No female lead, no simp behavior.
[Suitable for young people, with a comedic element]
[I'm a newbie to Journey to the West fanfiction. I've watched the TV series and bought the original novel. Please point out any omissions, and I'll correct them.]
[Please read this book daily during the new book's run; I'll try my best to make it very engaging.]
Zhang Tian: "As long as I come into contact with supernatural powers and techniques, I can simplify them into a basic version and then help me reach the threshold for cultivation? That seems somewhat useful..."
He practiced spiritual cultivation.
The thief, Niu, saw this clearly.
So, n years later...
Lao Tzu said, "Ox, carry me down to the mortal realm."
Green Ox: "Alright! Master, I, Old Ox, have a trick for you. I've just learned a new supernatural power: Rolling Cloud!"
Lao Tzu: ?
Green Ox: "I've also learned your unique skill, One Breath Transforms into Three Pure Ones!"
Laozi stared at the three little green oxen that had appeared before him and fell into a long silence.
"Go sit at the same table as the monkeys!"
"I still remember those thirty years, those thirty years..." "Alright, I've had enough." Looking at the hesitant expression on the bald, handsome man's face, Lin Qi, the Regent of the Third Reich, the Left Hand of the Wolf God, Eugene Guilliman Poe's best friend, Batman's certified savior of the Empire, the Queen who can summon ten thousand Glories with a wave of her hand, the fear of Abaddon, the person who respects Butcher's Nail the most in the world, sighed helplessly. "After we've dealt with the Four Gods, if the Emperor can't send me home, I'll make him do a pole dance in front of us."
"Miss, could you share your thoughts on the new magical girl 'Knight'?"
"...Do you want to listen to the official opinion or my personal opinion?"
"It's personal, I guess."
"You bastard! You scumbag! A con artist who only deceives people's feelings! Sooner or later you'll be [indescribable] one after another, and finally locked in the basement [indescribable]!"
…
"Uh... let's talk about the official stuff."
"I think the magical girl 'Knight' is a new generation of unconventional magical girl. At least her magical abilities and fighting style are not quite in line with the orthodox style of a magical girl."
"Indeed, after all, what magical girl pilots a Gundam?"
——
Alias:
I don't know, I came here because I'm in a relationship.
"BE Killing God, Bone Feather Teaches You How to Dress Up Online"
Miss Meng Ning, who would rather be a darling of the masses than a savior, is also adorable today.
Su Ling, a fragile college student who had a close encounter with a dump truck, was transported to the Marvel universe.
Good news: You start in the same location as Deadpool Wade.
Bad news: The timeline is at the beginning of Deadpool's story, and this is a hospital testing mutant genes.
At the crucial moment, the cheat ability called "Plunder of All Realms" finally appeared.
By completing the tasks given by the system, you can obtain points, which can then be used to plunder the power of all realms.
[Ding—Plunder Points successfully used!]
【The Plunder Source World】: Jackie Chan Adventures World!
[Target of Plunder]: Twelve Talismans - Horse Talisman!
Deadpool: "Damn it, how come you can't die? Who has the healing ability anyway?!"
Doctor Strange: "Teleportation? Fire-breathing? You can do magic too?!"
Tony: "My Iron Man suit is like a pile of scrap metal in front of Su Ling!"
...
As time went by, Su Ling, who continued to complete missions, grew stronger and stronger by relying on the abilities he had plundered.
Merging twelve talismans, donning eight masks, summoning eight demons...
At this moment, the entire Marvel universe was plunged into endless fear.
Su Ling: "Right now... I have everything I need!"
[System][Entertainment][No Green, No Breakup][Unpopular Singers, Popular Songs][Popular Singers, Unpopular Songs][Popular Singers, Popular Songs (Minority)]
Yu Sheng was originally an ordinary person who was selected by a talent scout to participate in a talent show.
With a good-looking face, a sincere persona, and good luck, she was still chosen as the center of the group despite being bad at everything.
In the following two and a half years, he became a top star through variety shows.
However, his good fortune didn't last long. In the entertainment industry, he was ultimately eliminated by the market because he had no talent or ability.
After the hype died down, he refused to be paired with a CP (couple pairing), exploit fans, or accept the unspoken rules of investors, which completely angered the higher-ups. He was then subjected to various smear campaigns and his career collapsed. He was suspended for half a year and his contract was terminated.
Just then, Yu Sheng from Earth transmigrated, bringing with him the "strongest auxiliary system," and began his path to a comeback.
What does the collapse of the building's predecessor have to do with me?
A song called "Lilac Flower" brought tears to the eyes of the entire internet!
Youth Season Charting?
"My Old Classmate" requests to participate!
Was his talent fleeting?
How about a collaboration between my music videos for "Angel's Wings" and "Lilac"?
As one hit song after another from Yu Sheng began to dominate the charts, everyone finally realized the truth.
This isn't some idol whose career has collapsed; he's clearly a top-tier singer!
This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!
The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!
[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]
The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!
Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!
Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?
Sounds invincible?
—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:
I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!
Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!
I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!
Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"
Teammates went from despair to numbness:
"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"
Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!
While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";
While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.
"—Smash! Look! Run!"
When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...
Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:
"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"
[System + Anime Crossover + Thrilling Read]
Transmigrating to a crossover anime world, Gu Anlan was immediately bound to the "Intercept and Become Stronger" ability the moment she opened her eyes—by seizing opportunities before the original owner, she could instantly gain abilities, attributes, and even exclusive skills!
Fujimiya Shuu wants to offer an umbrella to an angel in the rain? Sorry, Shiina Mahiru's tears and laughter are now in my hands!
Has Urajiro from next door not swallowed his finger yet? I'll gladly accept Sukuna's finger!
While one "destined person" after another was still standing still, Gu Anlan had quietly seized countless opportunities.
Is this a dangerous world stitched together with ghouls, curses, and demon slayers?
No, this is Gu Anlan's exclusive unlimited fishing ground!
[Crayon Shin-chan + Original Characters + Crossover Anime + Heartwarming Slice of Life.]
My name is Shinnosuke, I live in Kasukabe, and I have a younger brother named Nohara Shinnosuke. My family loves me very much.
I am not from this world. I came into this world by accident due to illness.
The woman who guided Shinnosuke to reincarnation was a very beautiful blue-haired woman, but for some reason, Shinnosuke always felt that she was very unreliable.
After acquiring a cheat code that allows him to improve all his talents without limit, Shinnosuke was successfully born.
However, as his cheat system continues to work its magic, Shinnosuke discovers that he has unknowingly become attracted to a large group of girls.
Yukino Yukinoshita: Please allow me to intervene in your life, Shinnosuke-kun.
Eriri Sawamura: What golden retriever, what a loser! This time I'm going to show you I'm going to win!
Yui Yuigahama: Kosuke, you'll choose me, right?
Kaguya Shinomiya: I must say, Nohara-kun, you are truly the most outstanding man I have ever met.
Ai Suotome: Young Master Kosuke, please marry me!
......
Seeing the group of women surrounding him, Shinnosuke shrugged helplessly.
I can't stand it, I'm only interested in pretty older women.
What are door gods?
Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas said: "Many boys have a dream, a dream of scoring a perfect, spectacular goal. My dream is to prevent them from scoring that goal."
Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon said, "I like to be the one who stands out on the field."
"Goalkeeper?"
When asked this question, Ezio rubbed his curly hair.
"So, the goalkeeper's job is... to prevent the opponent from scoring, right?"
We're just ordinary goalkeepers, ordinary goalkeepers.
Real Madrid defenders say: Don't worry, we'll give you the chance to become a god!
On the road to becoming a goalkeeper god, how could we forget the terrible defense? Ezio, who was hailed as a genius goalkeeper from a young age, was forced to dive and dive to save the goal, becoming Real Madrid's iron gate after Casillas left.
Real Madrid fans: We have the youngest dad in the world!
---Author: Meilingge. I'll try not to be overly critical, but I'll probably praise her. Sasuke fans, proceed with caution!--
CP Asensio, our group's single cutie, world-class goal prince, usually mischievous, adorably mischievous, check him out!
The novel will be available for purchase on Tuesday, June 26th, with three chapters released on that day!
This world is strange; there are many kings, countless princes, and many, many princesses.
Fairy tales are indeed beautiful, but often it feels like the princes and princesses are all a bit crazy—they fall in love after just one kiss, or click at first sight.
Wait a minute, she's underage. Let's not even talk about the prince, but this princess is underage!
It seems like many of these stories involve marriage before love blossoms, but that's okay; fairy tales are like that—love at first sight is normal.
What else does it mean to say, "I want to play the role of a child, a knight in a fairy tale"?
Aren't they all fairy tales? What's the difference? There shouldn't be any difference, right?
The soldier obtained the tinderbox and the gold coins, and asked the witch to tell him how to use the tinderbox and why he had taken it.
According to the version, the witch didn't tell the soldiers, and then she was killed by them.
The second witch tried to strike first, but the soldier noticed and chopped her down with a single blow.
As a knight, how should you help them in this situation? Uh, help my ass! Both of them are insane!
What's even more ridiculous is that he seems to be right about both of them!
The witch used the soldier to obtain the tinderbox. After the soldier inquired about the tinderbox's use without receiving any information, he killed the witch to protect himself.
Otherwise, if the witch got her hands on the tinderbox, she might use the three dogs inside to attack the soldiers.
But the soldiers took the gold coins, the tinderbox, and killed the witch—they took everything they could.
You want me to manage myself? How am I supposed to manage that? I'm still a knight among children!
There are many similar stories. I feel that they both have a point, but if I were to act as the middleman, I feel that they are both crazy.