After transmigrating to a cold-hearted little town, Bigge felt like he was about to meet God any minute now…
“Ding! Host is on the verge of death. System forcibly activating.”
Bigge: “System bro! My dear brother! You’re finally here, hurry up and heal me!”
“System activation countdown: one hour.”
Me: “System, you son of a b*tch!”
—One hour later—
“The Preaching System is now at your service.”
Bigge, freshly fished out of the River of the Dead by a goddess: “Electronic tr*sh. This is what you call electronic tr*sh. System, you might as well just go die.”
…
System: “Transmitting cultivation of a Hunyuan Dao Immortal.”
Bigge: “Whoa, whoa whoa—my bad, I was too loud just now. Didn’t recognize your greatness, Lord System. My apologies!”
…
Church of Redemption.
Hero, witch, elf, dragon girl: “…Is there something wrong with the doctrine of our Church of Redemption?”
The priest dressed in a black-and-white Taoist robe: “What’s wrong with it? Think about it—has your mana gone up these years? Have you been meditating properly? If you’re this out of sync with the Church’s teachings, how can you expect to do the goddess’s work?”
[Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?] Tong Yao... Read more [Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?]Tong Yao thought for a moment, before earnestly responding…[If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.] Collapse Adapted to Drama, Beautiful Female Lead, Bickering Couple, Cold Love Interests, Cute Protagonist, Cute Story, e-Sports, Female Protagonist, Gamers, Handsome Male Lead, Heartwarming, Kind Love Interests, Modern Day, Playful Protagonist, Popular Love Interests, Slow Romance, Tsundere, Wealthy Characters Really good but you definitely need some knowledge of League of Legends for full enjoyment HASAGI!
The comic "This World is Too Dangerous" is now available online and can be read on Tencent Comics.
After being sent to a different world called "Earth" by a smirking elder, Gu Yun discovers that peace and stability are only superficial.
Overrun with evil spirits and demons, as each twisted evil spirit appears before him, Gu Yun finally feels at home.
Thus, an urban legend that has terrorized countless evil spirits and kept them awake at night was born.
(A hilarious and invincible story)
(Complete content guaranteed, please feel free to read)
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[System] + [Gouwen], [Salted Fish] + [Farming] + [Dual Master], [Funny]
My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. I started as a minor civil servant in Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu.
But in a high-risk job like war, what's the difference between having only a 98% chance of success and committing suicide?
My goal in life is to keep a low profile and live a stable life as a salted fish around Cao Cao.
But recently, I don’t know what went wrong, and Cao Cao is trying hard to promote me.
I am so sad that I just got promoted for three days, and just now I was promoted from military advisor to prime minister.
My name is Cao Cao. I don’t know when it started, but I suddenly began to hear the voice of a gangster.
It was at this moment that I realized that this ordinary guy was actually an amazing talent!
With the help of his voice, I won in every way.
He has collected powerful generals such as Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong, and has also collected various young women to accompany him.
Wancheng killed three sages with one shot? Not true!
Zhang Xiu: If you don't mind, I'd like to be your adoptive father!
Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat? I gave him 5,000 artillery pieces!
Did Pang Tong devise a series of schemes? I'm driving a steel battleship...
Xiahou Zhe refused to receive any reward for such a great achievement, so I had no choice but to secretly promote him.
As the best brother, I am the King of Wei, and you... are the prime minister of all ages!
Note: This is a very unconventional Three Kingdoms game that can make you laugh and also let you see all kinds of cool operations.
A black-haired girl in a sailor uniform was playing with sand in the sandpit with the other children.
"Hey! Your wife is calling you home for dinner!"
The 'girl' turned around, her cute little face full of confusion.
"Huh? Which one are you talking about?"
……
(PS: This book is also known as "My Wife is a Robot Maid", "My Wife is a Fallen Angel", "My Wife is a Zombie Sister", "My Wife is a Martial Arts Immortal", "My Wife is a Retired Marshal of the Solar System Community"...)
Ye Lan, the ace employee of the cheesy, cheesy Rescue Bureau, lives in a universe where women dominate men, relying on various tactics like pretending to be a white lotus and acting like a green tea girl to win over bad women.
With so many women he's conquered, he could circle the Earth hand in hand. With retirement looming, the Rescue Bureau can't bear to part with him, forcibly increasing the difficulty of his final world.
Every bad woman here is the "best of the best."
Or to put it another way, every person is an award-winning actor, with multiple faces that change in an instant.
The probability of failure is extremely high.
Ye Lan: "..."
This retirement means he has to retire.
Ye Lan: "Would you like to be a dog?" The answer can only be "yes" or "woof", because dogs can't say "no".
Knowing that she’ll die tomorrow from a female ghost’s attack, Zhu Yang goes binge-drinking the night before she dies.
The next day, she wakes up, mind still disoriented from the previous night’s drunkenness. Looking around, her house is a mess, and there is a female ghost hanging out of the TV, having drilled halfway out.
More importantly, the female ghost is dead!
Her pig friends then all accuse her of how cruelly and inhumanely she destroyed the female ghost to death.
Zhu Yang: I’m not! I’m not! Don’t talk nonsense! I am a weak woman like a delicate flower who only screams when she encounters something horrible.
In regards to this, the female ghost who thought she could kill this weak woman handily but was killed instead: I have something to say!
[Traditional MMORPG] + [Data Streaming] + [Humor] + [Single Female Lead]
Han Xuan traversed to Blue Star, but due to having no identity information, he could only live in hiding until the emergence of the virtual online game "Tianyuan."
Han Xuan: "To kill you all, I only need basic attacks!"
A shut-in girl who couldn't even tell the difference between chives and wheat suddenly ends up in another world and becomes the eldest sister of a farming family, Wang Dalan—
Her parents are dead? She cries.
She has to take care of a younger brother and sister, both under ten? She cries.
She’s got a system that only wants her to work hard? She cries...
Isn’t there any way to make money with knowledge instead?
Wang Dalan thinks and thinks, thinks and thinks—
At last, the whole village becomes rich,
And yet… she's still farming!
Damn it! This life is unbearable!!
A certain someone: “Don’t worry, I’ll help you farm.”
Wang Dalan: “Please don’t ruin my seedlings. I’ll do it myself!”
A lighthearted and slightly ridiculous story of a lazy farm girl trying to enjoy life while living an extraordinary life through ordinary countryside days.
Qiao Wen traveled to a different world, where there is a ritual called "Summoning the Heroic Spirit"...
"Everyone, listen to me! Yesterday I summoned a Minotaur. Even though he was a little bit stupid, guess what? His attributes were ridiculously high!"
"Tsk, what's so great about a minotaur? Last time, my luck really exploded. With one single shot, I summoned a master of the Sword Sect. In this world, that is a rare existence!"
"Sword Sect? I think calling you ancestor is more appropriate. Yesterday I saw with my own eyes that you mistook a long knife for a sword and gave it to someone else. You were hung on a tree and beaten!"
"I...I didn't do that. How can you slander someone's innocence like this?!"
As the pub gradually became filled with a cheerful atmosphere late at night, Qiao Wen, who was drinking and socializing with the opposite sex in a corner, suddenly felt someone poked his head.
When he turned around, he saw a blonde beauty looking at him with a smile.
Three pairs of wings of light were faintly visible behind her. Although the woman was smiling, she was not laughing.
The pair of eyes that seemed to be able to speak narrowed slightly, as if asking him something.
——Why haven’t you come home yet so late?