In the treacherous universe of Warhammer 40,000, how could there be no "YESYES"? So, to fill the void of the galaxy lacking rats, Lucius transformed into a black-robed Great Horned Rat and arrived in the galaxy, leading his hordes into this cruel galactic cesspool. From then on, the Devourer of the Great faced a group of equally hungry and formidable enemies; the Empire experienced what an endless sea of people truly meant; the Necromancer discovered that the opposing rats also favored green weapons; and the Greenskins—Lucius declared, "Greenskins, we've fought our way from the Middle Ages to AOS all the way to 40,000! Let's see if you can handle the rats again!"
[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]
Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.
He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!
Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]
"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"
"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"
"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."
The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"
Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"
The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."
[League of Legends] [Dihua] [No System] [Play the Match the Entire Time]
Lin Jianghai relied on incredibly good luck in the Korean server.
He was recruited by SKT-T1.
As the first Chinese player to enter the LCK,
LPL attaches great importance to this and has contacted Lin Jianghai;
[A reward of 3 million won will be given for successfully joining SKT-T1]
[A reward of 150,000 won for each game helped SKT-T1 win]
[A reward of 20 million won will be given for helping SKT-T1 reach the World Championship Finals]
[A reward of 50 million won for causing SKT-T1 to lose to an LPL team at the World Championship]
Lin Jianghai was overjoyed upon hearing this; it was practically free money.
I'm a Silver player in the Chinese server. As long as I play normally, I'll definitely lose to T1!
......
"Let's congratulate LPL-xx team on winning the S15 League of Legends World Championship."
Lin Jianghai took off his SKT-T1 jersey, put on his LPL jersey, picked up the trophy, and said to Faker:
"Times have changed, old Deng!"
Uchiha Shimei has transmigrated.
The good news is that he transmigrated into the Uchiha clan; the bad news is that the system has a bug, insisting that he is Hashirama Senju.
[Ding! Detected that Lord Hashirama has appeared among the Uchiha clan. Lord Hashirama, please show your hospitality as Hokage and shake hands with 10 Uchiha clan members!]
[Mission Reward: Unmarked Healing!]
[Ding! Detected. Huh? Hashirama-sama has awakened the Sharingan? Looks like it's his younger brother Tobirama's doing. Mission issued: Correct Itachi Uchiha's misconceptions!]
[Mission Reward: Mangekyou Sharingan!]
During the Third Shinobi World War, looking at Uchiha Shinobu, who was even more skilled in using Wood Release than himself, Senju Hashirama fell silent: "Damn it, I feel like he's more like Senju Hashirama than I am!"
Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!
[Multiple mini-worlds] [Creating a scenic area] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Refreshing read]
Xue Kai's parents passed away unexpectedly, leaving him with a mess: millions in debt and an abandoned scenic area.
Is no one coming to the scenic area?
Xue Kai: "My 5-meter-tall cat can do backflips!"
The scenic area has no attractions?
Xue Kai: "A world of alien beasts, a world of superpowers, a world of magic, a world of horror... the choice is yours."
-World of Beasts-
Visitor 1: "Family members, does anyone know what's going on? I was riding a ride and got chased and killed by a bunch of monsters!"
Tourist 2: "Waaaaah, I'm never coming back! I was clearly being ripped open, but in the blink of an eye, I was lying in the rest area at the entrance of the scenic spot. But the owner insists that I fainted and was dreaming!"
The US: "How are your soldiers trained? Aren't they afraid of dying?"
A member of a military unit said, "We just stroll around the scenic spots and play some games when we have nothing to do."
United States: "..."
-World of Horror-
Tourist: "Is this a haunted house? This is hell! Do you think your cosplayers' limbs just grow randomly?"
Psychopathic killer: "I'm calling the police! This entire tourist area is full of demons!"
...
As each world is presented to everyone as an attraction, their perception gradually changes.
This is a game about the evolution of all humankind; whether a new era begins depends entirely on Xue Kai's decision...
ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!
[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing
You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?
You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?
You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?
Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!
What? The flight squadron is training here again?
Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?
Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?
The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"
You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!
Tao Yanyan, a typical office worker, transmigrates into the body of Tao Yanyan, the lowest-ranking concubine in an ancient emperor's harem. In a harem where everyone is of higher rank than her, she can only cautiously play the field and try to survive until the very end. Competing for favor is out of the question; survival is her only option. What? That emperor is incredibly handsome? But he's also philanthropic! What? Without the emperor's favor, she won't live to old age? What? You're the lowest-ranking concubine and you're still not ambitious? The gears of fate are always so unpredictable; even if you don't move forward, someone will push you. As for where you'll end up, who knows? Days must be lived one by one, meals must be eaten one by one. I got up too early to pay my respects this morning; I'll go back to sleep for a bit. Friends, what do you think of the lowest-ranking concubine?
(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"
An Xinghe, who was chosen to participate in the horror game, was given the "Amazingly Handsome" skill because he was too handsome!
[Absolutely amazing: All living beings feel an immense affinity for you!]
From then on, what others saw as a terrifying and bizarre horror game became a life simulator for him.
Slit-mouthed Woman: Can I give you my scissors as a gift?
Mrs. Timitrescu: Stop talking, I'll let you go!
Jia Hui: Let's stop filming the show and go on a date!
......
Live stream viewers: We came to watch you learn your skills! Not to watch you get the villain to go easy on us!!