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[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

Tao Yanyan, a typical office worker, transmigrates into the body of Tao Yanyan, the lowest-ranking concubine in an ancient emperor's harem. In a harem where everyone is of higher rank than her, she can only cautiously play the field and try to survive until the very end. Competing for favor is out of the question; survival is her only option. What? That emperor is incredibly handsome? But he's also philanthropic! What? Without the emperor's favor, she won't live to old age? What? You're the lowest-ranking concubine and you're still not ambitious? The gears of fate are always so unpredictable; even if you don't move forward, someone will push you. As for where you'll end up, who knows? Days must be lived one by one, meals must be eaten one by one. I got up too early to pay my respects this morning; I'll go back to sleep for a bit. Friends, what do you think of the lowest-ranking concubine?

(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"

An Xinghe, who was chosen to participate in the horror game, was given the "Amazingly Handsome" skill because he was too handsome!

[Absolutely amazing: All living beings feel an immense affinity for you!]

From then on, what others saw as a terrifying and bizarre horror game became a life simulator for him.

Slit-mouthed Woman: Can I give you my scissors as a gift?

Mrs. Timitrescu: Stop talking, I'll let you go!

Jia Hui: Let's stop filming the show and go on a date!

......

Live stream viewers: We came to watch you learn your skills! Not to watch you get the villain to go easy on us!!

At the start, I'll stack buffs first, hoping to borrow some luck.

[Not a prehistoric era story]

[Original Journey to the West + Original Background]

No female lead, no simp behavior.

[Suitable for young people, with a comedic element]

[I'm a newbie to Journey to the West fanfiction. I've watched the TV series and bought the original novel. Please point out any omissions, and I'll correct them.]

[Please read this book daily during the new book's run; I'll try my best to make it very engaging.]

Zhang Tian: "As long as I come into contact with supernatural powers and techniques, I can simplify them into a basic version and then help me reach the threshold for cultivation? That seems somewhat useful..."

He practiced spiritual cultivation.

The thief, Niu, saw this clearly.

So, n years later...

Lao Tzu said, "Ox, carry me down to the mortal realm."

Green Ox: "Alright! Master, I, Old Ox, have a trick for you. I've just learned a new supernatural power: Rolling Cloud!"

Lao Tzu: ?

Green Ox: "I've also learned your unique skill, One Breath Transforms into Three Pure Ones!"

Laozi stared at the three little green oxen that had appeared before him and fell into a long silence.

"Go sit at the same table as the monkeys!"

"I still remember those thirty years, those thirty years..." "Alright, I've had enough." Looking at the hesitant expression on the bald, handsome man's face, Lin Qi, the Regent of the Third Reich, the Left Hand of the Wolf God, Eugene Guilliman Poe's best friend, Batman's certified savior of the Empire, the Queen who can summon ten thousand Glories with a wave of her hand, the fear of Abaddon, the person who respects Butcher's Nail the most in the world, sighed helplessly. "After we've dealt with the Four Gods, if the Emperor can't send me home, I'll make him do a pole dance in front of us."

"Miss, could you share your thoughts on the new magical girl 'Knight'?"

"...Do you want to listen to the official opinion or my personal opinion?"

"It's personal, I guess."

"You bastard! You scumbag! A con artist who only deceives people's feelings! Sooner or later you'll be [indescribable] one after another, and finally locked in the basement [indescribable]!"

…

"Uh... let's talk about the official stuff."

"I think the magical girl 'Knight' is a new generation of unconventional magical girl. At least her magical abilities and fighting style are not quite in line with the orthodox style of a magical girl."

"Indeed, after all, what magical girl pilots a Gundam?"

——

Alias:

I don't know, I came here because I'm in a relationship.

"BE Killing God, Bone Feather Teaches You How to Dress Up Online"

Miss Meng Ning, who would rather be a darling of the masses than a savior, is also adorable today.

Su Ling, a fragile college student who had a close encounter with a dump truck, was transported to the Marvel universe.

Good news: You start in the same location as Deadpool Wade.

Bad news: The timeline is at the beginning of Deadpool's story, and this is a hospital testing mutant genes.

At the crucial moment, the cheat ability called "Plunder of All Realms" finally appeared.

By completing the tasks given by the system, you can obtain points, which can then be used to plunder the power of all realms.

[Ding—Plunder Points successfully used!]

【The Plunder Source World】: Jackie Chan Adventures World!

[Target of Plunder]: Twelve Talismans - Horse Talisman!

Deadpool: "Damn it, how come you can't die? Who has the healing ability anyway?!"

Doctor Strange: "Teleportation? Fire-breathing? You can do magic too?!"

Tony: "My Iron Man suit is like a pile of scrap metal in front of Su Ling!"

...

As time went by, Su Ling, who continued to complete missions, grew stronger and stronger by relying on the abilities he had plundered.

Merging twelve talismans, donning eight masks, summoning eight demons...

At this moment, the entire Marvel universe was plunged into endless fear.

Su Ling: "Right now... I have everything I need!"

[System][Entertainment][No Green, No Breakup][Unpopular Singers, Popular Songs][Popular Singers, Unpopular Songs][Popular Singers, Popular Songs (Minority)]

Yu Sheng was originally an ordinary person who was selected by a talent scout to participate in a talent show.

With a good-looking face, a sincere persona, and good luck, she was still chosen as the center of the group despite being bad at everything.

In the following two and a half years, he became a top star through variety shows.

However, his good fortune didn't last long. In the entertainment industry, he was ultimately eliminated by the market because he had no talent or ability.

After the hype died down, he refused to be paired with a CP (couple pairing), exploit fans, or accept the unspoken rules of investors, which completely angered the higher-ups. He was then subjected to various smear campaigns and his career collapsed. He was suspended for half a year and his contract was terminated.

Just then, Yu Sheng from Earth transmigrated, bringing with him the "strongest auxiliary system," and began his path to a comeback.

What does the collapse of the building's predecessor have to do with me?

A song called "Lilac Flower" brought tears to the eyes of the entire internet!

Youth Season Charting?

"My Old Classmate" requests to participate!

Was his talent fleeting?

How about a collaboration between my music videos for "Angel's Wings" and "Lilac"?

As one hit song after another from Yu Sheng began to dominate the charts, everyone finally realized the truth.

This isn't some idol whose career has collapsed; he's clearly a top-tier singer!

This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!

The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!

[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]

The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!

Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!

Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?

Sounds invincible?

—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:

I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!

Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!

I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!

Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"

Teammates went from despair to numbness:

"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"

Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!

While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";

While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.

"—Smash! Look! Run!"

When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...

Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:

"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"