(Succubus + Chasing Husband + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Campus Life + No System + No Rebirth + Sweet Abuse)

Only licking one person is called being a sycophant, with nothing to show for it.

Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.

If you can turn being a sycophant into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!

……

It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble sycophant, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!

Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.

But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also…

A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted fan girl, a cool and scheming popular opera star, a gentle and wealthy aunt, and the sycophant of a fiery and proud school bully!

After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a sycophant and leave.

But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing husbands, turning it into a pyre!

……

Years later.

Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.

“Clearly, we’re all sycophants, so why do you have it all?”

Lu Xing smiles slightly.

[“I’m more noble than you. I came here to make money!”]

After Qin Mu traveled through time, he found himself the host of a science column.

At the same time, the system was activated.

Qin Mu was shocked to find that he could get rewards continuously by popularizing those "cold knowledge" that the world didn't know!

On the show, he started by publicly deciphering the toxicity of oxygen!

"Oxygen is the culprit of the mass extinction of organisms in ancient times. Humans could have lived for hundreds or thousands of years, but it is because of it that humans can only live to seventy or eighty years old!"

"Open the Shanhaijing, it is actually a scientific record manual of ancient civilization!"

"Nuwa mended the sky, in fact...

When Qin Mu found the Kuafu observer, the Pangu pioneer, the Jinwu nuclear reactor site...

the world was shocked to find that all the myths and legends of the ancient times were nothing more than scientific research creations of ancient civilizations in response to natural disasters!

...

As the secrets of ancient civilizations came to light one by one...

After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself as a newcomer in a company’s advertising department. The boss assigned him to shoot a diamond commercial. Originally, Chen Xiao planned to just muddle through it somehow. But then—a system activated!

Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete script of Titanic!

Diamond Company: "We just asked you to shoot a commercial, and you turned it into the peak of romance films?!"

Ministry of Culture: "We wanted you to film a drama promo, and your version of Farewell My Concubine stunned the entire world?!"

Ministry of Science and Technology: "We wanted you to show the human side of scientists, and you made Interstellar and swept the global box office?!"

But the audience exploded:

“The protagonist died! The protagonist died! Everyone except the protagonist died!”

“Who the hell bought the trending tag ‘Farewell My Concubine: Sweetest Love Story Ever’?! I watched that on New Year’s Eve! Are you even human?!”

“Even the animated film was a tragedy? You didn’t even spare the kids! Chen the Butcher, are you even a person?!”

“Does your conscience not ache? Your money, your awards, your company and studios—they were all built from our tears!”

“New film releasing this Spring Festival? Bro, I give up. Please, have mercy!”

Male fantasy, multiple female protagonists, hammer king, merit +1, cultivation, empress, funny, Lao Cao, no loss, no lowering of intelligence, passionate hegemony]

Wu Yi awakened the hammer king system at the beginning and obtained a hammer with infinite merit.

As long as you hammer someone, you can add merit. At the beginning, you have a hammer and you can hit anything you want.

From then on, he became the hammer king. Every day, he was either hammering someone or on the way to hammer someone.

After hammering his sister-in-law, he hammered his grumpy father. After hammering the queen mother, he hammered the sickly empress.

[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the ancient primordial holy body]

[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the holy weapon - the picture of the All Saints Fairy]

[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the holy weapon - the Nirvana Phoenix Holy Bow]

[......]

Infinite merit, and a surge in cultivation!

Step on the martial saint and hammer the immortal!

Turn stone into gold, turn waste into treasure...

Zhao Xiyan was originally a small town problem-sacker. Although he had no promising, he had a good life with a wealthy family background.

But just as a whizzing mud truck was about to hit his student, he subconsciously rushed out. Although he saved the student, he also had a close and unfriendly contact with the mud truck.

When he woke up again, he was already in a donkey cart.

On the opposite side, a girl with bright eyes and teeth and two big braids was looking at him curiously.

"Hello, my name is Qin Huairu..."

"My name is Zhao Xiyan... Well, wait, what do you think your name is?"

This is a story about being with God. In this story, God loved the world first.

In the divine kingdom above the sea of thousands of pillars of clouds, Chen Yi holds the power of the gods.

He is the king of faith and the Lord of salvation among his people.

The saint who is still forgiven over the stake.

A god who has tasted all the sufferings of the world and has a beast in his chest.

The two beliefs and two roads hesitated, and the spirit of embarking on the journey of return.

And the last living saint in the world - Saint Vina Cana. At the beginning of this history, she had not learned how to love.

............

The ancient holy capital drowned in the pale rain, and the vast sentient beings ravaged by the curse of the dead!

All the times of despair, all the times of decadent.

A god descended on the judgment,

And the other god embarked on the road of salvation.

Everything, everything,

Only the salvation of the soul has long been entrusted to the Lord.

[The article is relatively slow. After writing the first big plot in Chapter 62, I hope to see it there.]

I want a career in government, I want beautiful women, I want both. A gentleman loves money, but he gets it in a proper way. If a man does not indulge in romance, he will live his youth in vain. Let me show you how I have experienced the world. How does a handsome male teacher with no position and no power mix in the officialdom and have beautiful women? The story begins here...

In my past life, I, Lu Chen, a disciple of the Profound Spirit , endured three hundred years in the Demonic Abyss. To protect the sect’s peace, I sacrificed my spiritual roots and severed my cultivation. Yet, I was despised by my fellow sect members, treated with cold disdain, and ultimately met a tragic end, perishing with deep hatred!

Now reborn, I decisively leave the sect. From this moment on, I am peerlessly invincible!

All sects rush to win me over, igniting a battle to recruit me!

As the truth gradually comes to light, the sect master is struck with deep remorse and leads the disciples to kneel, begging for my return.

“My good disciple, I was blind and foolish. Please… come back!”

Senior Sister: “Junior Brother, I was wrong. The one who was ungrateful and heartless was me!”

Little Junior Sister: “I deserve to die! Senior Brother, please give me a chance to atone for my sins!”

Now, as the Supreme Emperor, I narrow my eyes, my voice shaking the heavens—

“You want me to return to the sect? That will only happen when the sun and moon reverse, and rivers flow backward!”

The sect? I will never return!

My enemies? I will never save!

Milton Mins traveled to the border checkpoint of a strange little country. To the north of the border is Mexico, and to the south of the border are the two sides of the civil war that have beaten the dog brains out. Fortunately, he can see the prohibited items on the vehicles, seize the prohibited items, and earn points in exchange for rewards. Only with the strongest firepower can everyone pay taxes obediently. "At my checkpoint, even the president has to pay taxes!" "Only death and taxes are eternal!"... "Mr. Godfather, according to your instructions, the Fan Kang Gang was completely eliminated yesterday. Don't worry, before the execution, we will ensure that they pay all taxes." "The Sinaloa Group has surrendered to you, and Joaquin Guzman has expressed his willingness to pay the taxes owed and late fees." "The outside world asks if you are willing to run for Congress? According to polls, your support rate has...

The longevity of the Tao, Ruoqing Chengtian, enlightened his mind and saw his nature, and realized the truth.

The Yun family of Yongze opened up a piece of pure land in a cold and dark place, in a deep swamp. However, the water veins in the family moved abnormally, and the cold pond erupted. The foundation of the family is facing collapse, and there are immortal families outside the mountain coveting it.

At this critical moment of life and death, Yun Ruomu, a young man in the family, is responsible for the work diary. He works tirelessly every day to solve the hidden dangers of the family, improve the defects of the skills, and predict the threats of foreign races.

He takes every step carefully and turns the virtual into the real. He leads the Yun family of Yongze to become a world-famous immortal family.