Director, Stop with the Tragedies! I’ve Learned My Lesson—please Have Mercy!

After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself as a newcomer in a company’s advertising department. The boss assigned him to shoot a diamond commercial. Originally, Chen Xiao planned to just muddle through it somehow. But then—a system activated!

Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete script of Titanic!

Diamond Company: "We just asked you to shoot a commercial, and you turned it into the peak of romance films?!"

Ministry of Culture: "We wanted you to film a drama promo, and your version of Farewell My Concubine stunned the entire world?!"

Ministry of Science and Technology: "We wanted you to show the human side of scientists, and you made Interstellar and swept the global box office?!"

But the audience exploded:

“The protagonist died! The protagonist died! Everyone except the protagonist died!”

“Who the hell bought the trending tag ‘Farewell My Concubine: Sweetest Love Story Ever’?! I watched that on New Year’s Eve! Are you even human?!”

“Even the animated film was a tragedy? You didn’t even spare the kids! Chen the Butcher, are you even a person?!”

“Does your conscience not ache? Your money, your awards, your company and studios—they were all built from our tears!”

“New film releasing this Spring Festival? Bro, I give up. Please, have mercy!”