"Wife, this medicine doesn't taste right. Why don't you try it?"... Death and time travel? A life simulation? Wu Zhi, a hard-working office worker, had just paid off his loans and saved a million-dollar fortune when he was struck down by a stroke of bad luck. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the body of Wu Dalang, the first cuckold in history! Even more despairing, he was given the added burden of being fed medicine by Pan Jinlian—a truly hellish start! Was death inevitable? Fortunately, the [Life Simulator] was activated, granting him the ability to glimpse the future and change his fate in reincarnation! Each simulation of the future accurately predicted his death. Each restart of the cycle brought the crisis ever closer. Pan Jinlian's bowl, Wang Po's mouth, Ximen Qing's influence, the rogue's fists... all were death warrants.

I unexpectedly traveled to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, but... why is this so different from the history books? Back then, the Han Dynasty was a land of galloping horses and cavalry on the grasslands, haunted by ghostly figures at midnight; serpent monsters lurked in deep pools, and fox spirits roamed the mountains; powerful families monopolized magic, and the Han emperor and princes transformed into dragons. Ten thousand demons, all carrying Han Dynasty green cards, proclaimed how powerful their empire was. Millions of people donned yellow turbans, wielding thunder and lightning, calling themselves the Thunder Warriors of the Yellow Heaven, and establishing thirty-six war generals across the nine provinces to lead the Yellow Turban Rebellion. From the Taihang Mountains to the seven commanderies of Jingzhou, they caused rivers to boil, destroyed cities, and set the empire ablaze. I wonder if half of the war generals will betray the Yellow Heaven someday. Okay, a little strange is a little strange, but... why are all these renowned figures from the late Han and Three Kingdoms periods all women?

Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.