Hogwarts: My Wife is Luna

What's it like to transmigrate and have a system that insists you become the Dark Lord? I don't want a high-risk job like the Dark Lord!

...Hermione, don't be like that, stop it, I can't betray Luna!

...Fleur, please go, I'm sorry, it can't happen between us!

...Cho Chang, I'm begging you, go find your Cedric, don't mess with me, Luna will kill me if she sees us!

..."Azkaban!" ⊙▽⊙ What's happening? Sorting Hat, what are you trying to do? Don't scare me!