第1章 为了伟大的折耳根

For the great houttuynia cordata

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

一年级，霍雷肖：校长你看用我这镰刀把灵魂钩出来，然后关在这灯里用历火炙烤。
二年级，霍雷肖：校长你看这颗包菜，可以无限增值还可以秒杀蛇怪
三年级，霍雷肖：校长你看这灵魂契约是不是可以将摄魂怪给武装成我的勾魂使者军团
四年级，霍雷肖：校长你看这引力魔法可以将外太空陨石拉下来给德姆斯特朗和布斯巴顿学院上上强度。
五年级，霍雷肖：校长你说如果我将这标记投影到月球，每一个看到它的人都会被洗脑成折耳根信徒，我种在禁林的折耳根就会大卖。
六年级，霍雷肖：校长你看，这颗种子种出来的树可以将宇宙能量转换成魔力种子，到时候全人类都可以成为巫师，科技魔法一把抓，征服星空指日可待啊。
七年级，霍雷肖：校长你看....
邓布利多：“别说了，掏出你的魔杖，今天不是你死就是我亡。”
（更新不定时，写着自嗨，搞笑，多女主）