Public Enemy: My Spirit Maiden is a Trisolaran Nuclear Weapon!

The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...