Weird Rules: The Shark is Going to Eat the Weird Again!

[Note: The book went off-topic later on, becoming a fast-paced, action-packed infinite flow story with only a few rule-based elements. I apologize; I didn't expect writing an original rule-based fantasy novel to be so difficult... but since people are reading, I'll finish it.]

I spent all day hunting swallows, and now I'm being pecked by them.

He was tragically swallowed by a shark while diving and was reborn as a shark-man. Orphaned, he hatched from an egg purely by luck and struggled to grow up.

Good news! You have mastered the ice element and are a master of combat.

Bad news: I was reborn in modern times, and now I'm under 100,000 surveillance cameras the moment I step outside.

Eileen is numb.

Wearing a cloak and trench coat in the sweltering summer heat, just to cover up his tail.

Until the day she was chosen by the strange legends of rules, Ellen's smile was as radiant as that of a slit-mouthed woman.

Weird: "Why are you so skilled at killing ghosts?"

Audience member: "Shark Sister is going to eat at the buffet again."

Eileen: "For the deduction stuff, the Ghost Stories Bureau can handle it. I just need to kill everyone who gets in my way, right?"