Respectful Taoist Priests, Female Lay Buddhists Please Show Some Self-respect

[Urban setting, Feng Shui, physiognomy, Taoist priests, multiple female protagonists]

Zhou Fan, a wandering sorcerer, obtained a beast-patterned seal that recognized him as its master. From then on, he became proficient in magic and entered the Dao, but all he wanted to do was make money.

“Good sister, I swear to God I will never be fickle, or may I be struck by lightning.”

"Oh no! A bolt of lightning is coming! I'm doomed..."

"Oh! I almost forgot, I can withstand heavenly lightning."