In Journey to the West, Guanyin's Sister is Coveted by All the Villains

[Alternate Journey to the West setting + OOC characterization + universally loved + all villains + multiple male leads] Sister's attributes: lecherous + seemingly innocent but actually cunning + spoiled ✔ skilled at training dogs ✔ self-indulgent without realizing it. This story is super sweet, any pairing is fine. Bi Ling had just climbed out of the brothel window when she was grabbed by the back of her neck and pulled back. "Go back and copy the Heart Sutra a hundred times," Guanyin said calmly, her fingers twirling prayer beads. "Even a dog wouldn't copy this!" Bi Ling threw down her pen, but under the other person's cold gaze, she reluctantly picked it up and slipped away to Mount Ling for some fresh air. She bumped into Buddha and the other Buddhas discussing matters. Just as she was about to escape, Buddha called out, "Bi Ling, come here." The next second, Guanyin, expressionless, assigned her, "You go on the pilgrimage." Bi Ling "plop" knelt down, hugged his leg, and cried her heart out, "Brother! I was wrong! I'll never flirt again! The pilgrimage is deadly!" Guanyin remained unmoved: "Perfect for tempering your temper. By the way, your disciples are Nezha, Yang Jian, and Sun Wukong." Bi Ling's face turned pale—which of those three hadn't been genuinely deceived by her? "Throwing a tantrum won't work." Bi Ling looked at the various gazes of the gods and Buddhas on Mount Ling—some resentful, some infatuated, even Guanyin's eyes held emotions she couldn't understand—and a chill ran down her spine. In this entire Three Realms, there wasn't a single one who wasn't her ex! "Damn it!" She took advantage of a moment when no one was looking and turned to run; if she stayed any longer, she feared she would be skinned alive. But she hadn't gone far when she was blocked by three murderous figures. Nezha's Fire-Tipped Spear was pointed straight at her heart, Yang Jian's three eyes were icy, and Sun Wukong's Golden Cudgel whirred in his palm. "Disciples, how are you?" Bi Ling forced a laugh. The next second, she was bound tightly and thrown onto the journey to the West.