Genius club

"Ever since I was born, I have had the same dream every day, and the same day keeps repeating in my dream."

"What did you do in your dream?"

"Robbing banks, blowing up buildings, picking up girls, Grand Theft Auto... Anyway, it was in my dreams, so naturally I did a lot of lawless things."

"Tell me what you did last night."

"Yesterday was more interesting. This is the first time I've dreamed about someone I know in real life for so long. She was a very beautiful girl..."

"Uh-huh."

The policeman nodded while taking notes:

"Keep talking, I'm listening."