The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
Luo Chen travels to the Tianyuan Continent and becomes the Peak Master of the Shengyuan Sect. He gains access to a unique system that empowers him by recruiting worthless disciples, leading him to a life of constant backstabbing. "Master, you are truly a peerless master. I can see breakthroughs in your every move." "So Master, having me chop down trees is also a form of spiritual practice!" Luo Chen watches his disciples' insane breakthroughs, each one backstabbing him. What sin had he committed in his past life to deserve such wicked disciples? Truly a sin!
In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.
“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”
“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”
In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.
“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.
“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”
By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.
"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"
"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."
If a person commits five thousand evils, they become a Ghost of the Five Hells.
If they commit six thousand evils, they become a Prisoner of the Twenty-Eight Hells.
Ghosts possess Six Grotto-Heaven Palaces.
The Dao holds Seven Thousand Chapters of Talismans.
Humans nurture Thirty-Six Thousand Spirits!
In this world, ghosts don't act like ghosts, and humans don't act like humans.
Hell is empty; the human world is a living hell.
Zhou Yi woke up and found himself in the Taiping Daoist Temple.
The old Celestial Master said, "Heaven has perished, the Yellow Heaven shall rise. From now on, you are the leader of the Taiping Sect."
Zhou Yi: "What, me?"
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A failed art student, bringing order to a chaotic jianghu!
This is not a reboot for one person, but for everyone.
It's the summer of 2010, and the people destined to meet are still hesitating, and the bad fate they've been assigned has yet to come.
Before the compass of destiny stopped, the man who had returned from the restart reached out and grabbed the compass's pointer and forcibly moved it to the happy area.
There are obviously so many couples in this world who can love each other and stay together for a lifetime, why can't it be us?
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Chu-Xia line (completed), road-painted line (completed), double route (completed)
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Dragon second line begins
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This book is finished
The new book "I am not the God of Evil, nor the God of Harmony" has been released
The dark night has been endless since time immemorial. It all starts with a great plan. Not knowing everything, not remembering the past, as a variable, Lin Jue came to the collapsing world, and brought a system with him. Then...playing games leisurely with Bronya in a world where ghosts are rampant, facing the world's pursuit with Kiana together, and fighting wits and courage with the secrets with Mei... Time passed by, and the stars passed by. Lin Jue was driving the Hyperion, and while traveling in the vast universe, he looked back at Kiana, Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, Xi'er, Rita, and Youlandel on the ship. , Yae Sakura, Theresa, Himeko... "It seems that at the beginning, I just wanted to take them to find a place to rest?"
ps: This is not a pure fanfic (meaning more than just writing Honkai Impact World), and some settings in Honkai Impact will be changed. Please be careful if you are interested in the party and want to read pure fan fiction. In addition, the author is a sophomore in high school, and it is not surprising that he usually updates once a day, and occasionally once every two days...
What? You say cultivating immortality requires patience and hiding? Nonsense! Hide your head for what? If you're still timid while cultivating immortality, then forget it—go home and take care of your kids instead.
No frustration, no tortured protagonist, no forced suppression of cultivation. Do as you please—that’s what cultivation should be!
Everyone's already tired from work and school. If reading a novel still requires mental gymnastics, that’s just masochism. That’s why this book is all about simplicity and raw power
When Chen Zuo pulled half a piece of moldy biscuit from the mouth of the mutant giant rat, the system suddenly popped the window: 【 SS-level silly white sweet detected, it is recommended to recycle 】 behind the young girl with radiation cockroach shouting cute.
In order to raise this mentally retarded AI to full scale, he carried a leaky prosthetic welding gun to sweep the garbage mountain, and every time he launched a recycling system, he hurt ⁇ grin: buckle of blood value buckle, this wave I made!
When the iron skin pinches the titanium alloy gate of the high arsenal valve with a robotic arm, Chen is teasing and rubbing the nuclear waste into a peerless soldier.
The pick-up and tattered team of the all-man crazy batch did not know that the fragments of the truth of the end they pieced together are triggering the countdown to global self-destruction...
Lin Hao, the former world number one ADC in League of Legends. A failure, a drunken streak, and an inexplicable journey to a parallel world. After years of struggle, his dream finally came true. He reached the top of the world.
"Did you see that? Vayne has to play like this to survive."
"Oh, ADC has to play like this to survive. ADC is too hard to play."
"Mom, this guy is trying to trick me into playing ADC again. I want to play top lane."
"What ADC? I played ADC because I saw his ADC. I played like a tiger, but ended up 0-8."
"Forget it, I'll just watch. ADC? I'll probably play ADC my whole life."