You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

In this fantasy world where magic and machinery coexist, Sherlock, a commoner, faces a difficult task in becoming a powerful wizard or warrior, ascending to a position of power. Fortunately, fate favors those who work hard. In this world, Chinese and English have become ancient scripts that represent mystery and power. They record magical rituals from the Age of Gods and the origins of steam... "What did I work hard for?" "I worked hard to be reborn in my past life! Otherwise, how would I understand Chinese after traveling through time?" (A Final Fantasy-like worldview + magic + steam machinery)

Leonard, an earthling, travels to Hogwarts and awakens the powers of the Seven Gods of Teyvat (wind/rock/thunder/grass/water/fire/ice), but he needs to gradually unlock them through the sacred relics of Hogwarts' underground leylines - the statue of the God of Wind in the Astronomy Tower, the statue of the King of Rock in the Chamber of Secrets, the Fountain of Wisdom in the Forbidden Forest... Each sacred relic contains a thousand-year contract between the ancient elemental wizards and Hogwarts.

As Hermione Granger's distant cousin, his wandless levitation and rock-lance combat astonished the wizarding world. Hermione, with her photographic memory, translated these powers into learnable "elemental spells," becoming his sole theoretical partner. From using wind to generate bay leaves in Potions class, to using a rock shield to block the basilisk's petrifying gaze in the Chamber of Secrets, to using lightning to split the Dementor's black mist in Azkaban, the two redefine the possibilities of magic through the complementary "wisdom and power" of the original novels.

As the power of the Seven Gods is gradually released, Leonard discovers that Voldemort's Horcrux is actually a "crystallization of abyssal energy", which can only be destroyed by the corresponding power of God's Eye - the Rock King's Spear shatters the golden cup, Wuxiang cuts off the diary with a single blow, and the Echo of Green purifies the poisonous fog... and Hermione pieces together a bigger truth from the family genealogy and "A History of Magic": the gargoyles and leyline obelisks of Hogwarts, and even the entire magical world, are all in line with the elemental laws of Teyvat.

When the final battle came, the shadows of the Seven Gods appeared over Hogwarts. The Wind God swept away the Death Eaters, the Rock God held up the city shield, and the Thunder God cut off the dark magic... Leonard and Hermione stood in the center of the seven-pointed star, weaving the fate of the two worlds with the resonance of elements - it turned out that as early as a thousand years ago, the authority of the Seven Gods had laid the foundation for the protection of the world.

[Multiple female protagonists + daily life + dog food + funny + sweet + non-cool text]

Peach blossom eyes are always gentle, charming and affectionate.

Senior sister's peach blossom eyes give full play to her subjective initiative and active creation, making its owner look like she has just cried at any time!

A pair of naturally slightly red peach blossom eyes always look like they have been crying, which makes people feel pity.

But senior sister won’t cry.

But he is good at beating people.

Moreover, those affectionate and charming peach blossom eyes are usually cold and dull.

If I had known this, I would have kept these peach blossom eyes to myself!

(Harem/Male Protagonist) (mygo+mujica+BanBan Old Group) In a basement that anyone could find, Shiranui Mio pondered why those girls who were once his closest confidantes would drug him and imprison him here. But at least, he knew what he should do now was... struggle for survival. "Hey, can we reconcile?" The girls didn't answer, only silently staring at Shiranui Mio. In a daze, he seemed to see his juniors from Haneoka mixed in with the crowd. "Even if you tie me up, what you can't do, you can't do. I'm not some omnipotent god!" As soon as he finished speaking, the girls were in chaos. After a moment, a timid voice rang out: "We just hope Mio won't run away again." Huh? What kind of reason is that? Backed into a corner, Shiranui Mio could only recall that late morning, the ancient method of opening a box from the blue-haired girl, when he closed his eyes. "Hello, are you Shiranui Mio, the former captain of SPACE?"

Daily updates, around 11 PM. Occasional bonus updates. My next ABO novel is available in my author page. Question: What are your thoughts on transmigrating into an alpha? Answer: Probably knowing I have the ability to conquer all omegas, but not wanting to do so. Before transmigrating to an ABO world, Song Yi was a straight woman with a cold personality, single until the age of thirty. After being reborn, she differentiated into an alpha at the age of eighteen. A female alpha with a gland strength of 3s, a cold personality, and a heartthrob. An accident gave her an omega of her own. Reading Guide: Female Alpha, Male Omega; many personal settings; all settings serve the protagonist—Next book: "After Being Severely Ill, I Had Five Bodies" Official Synopsis: Qin Chi is the fake heiress among the real and fake heiresses. After the Qin family recognized the real heiress, she found herself in an extremely awkward situation. Even more awkward was that, caught in the vortex of a wealthy family, she was critically ill and on the verge of death, and the Qin family had no reasonable excuse to abandon this fake heiress. Out of humanitarian obligation, the Qin family left Qin Chi a house, a car, and a medical fund of two million yuan. Everyone thought that Qin Chi would probably have to rely on the meager funds provided by the Qin family to get through her final days. Unexpectedly, after her first admission to the ICU, a wealthy and powerful man came to see her. In the ward, Qin Chi remained unconscious for a long time. The young and handsome man knelt by her bedside, held her cold hand, and gently kissed it. Afterwards, the following people entered and left the ward: a young and beautiful newly crowned actress, a handsome folk master over forty, and a sixteen-year-old chess prodigy who had returned from studying abroad. Their actions upon arriving at the ward were exactly the same as the gentleman's. They held her hand and kissed her skin. When others cautiously inquired about their relationship with Qin Chi, the glamorous actress remained silent for a moment before saying that she was her adopted younger sister. A handsome, charming man over forty, a folklore expert: "...My goddaughter." A sixteen-year-old, handsome, genius chess player: "...My sister." No one believed either of these statements. After all, what non-blood-related siblings...godfathers and goddaughters could be so intimate as to kiss each other's hands? The first big shot to kiss Qin Chi's hand remained calm and quiet, simply sitting peacefully by Qin Chi's bedside, a slight smile on his face. He didn't doubt the truthfulness of the words of the three men and women who had kissed Qin Chi. He seemed to think, "Even if Qin Chi, the playboy, has hooked up with so many people, he's happy with it." Everyone: Damn, even on his deathbed, he can still hook up with so many high-quality men and women, Qin Chi is awesome! =Mini-drama: Q: Regarding the fact that you have five bodies, is there anything you'd like to say to the readers? Qin Chi: Actually, having five bodies isn't a pleasant experience. Especially when your main body falls into a deep sleep due to illness, and you have to let the other four bodies kiss you awake... really, the level of embarrassment is off the charts. (Sa Beining inhaling oxygen.jpg) Theme: Love is ordained by Heaven.

"When God created the savior, he gave her wisdom and strength, but did not grant her the ability to love." Fu Shenli is a new employee of the Quick Travel Company. During her first mission, a system error occurred, and the five worlds were merged, and she also lost her memory. When she regained her memory, she found that ten years had passed and she had already followed part of the plot. The original text said that she had a noble and dignified fiancée, an indifferent and worldly white moonlight, and she also kept a delicate and pitiful lover No. 1, a passionate lover No. 2, and a domineering and stubborn lover No. 3... The progress of these five strategy targets must be advanced at the same time. Fu Shenli was cautious and lived like a schizophrenia every day. Until one day, her fiancée invited her to dinner. She pushed open the door and saw her five strategy targets sitting together, looking at her with different expressions. Strategy targets: Choose, which one do you want? Fu Shenli: I choose to die :) "So the gods wove a dream to trap the one she deeply loved." [The capture targets are all schizophrenic attackers; this world is their lie] [1v1, no NPCs, fusion with the former CP's fiancée] Follow-up to "Welcome to the Escape from Villains App" "Escape from Villains" is an escape game. Among a group of perverted villains, there are four that players fear the most: a sickly and ruthless wealthy president, a ferocious and brutal deep-sea mermaid, a bloodthirsty and brutal night vampire, and a dangerous and mysterious dark elf. Gu Yingzheng is the only player to successfully capture all four villains. Then, one day, she finds herself transported back into the "Escape from Villains" game, where she must capture them all again. System: Well, the plot now is that you've escaped, only to be recaptured... Gu Yingzheng employs the same tactics to capture each villain: first appear weak and flatter them, letting them down their guard, then waiting for an opportunity to escape. Gu Yingzheng, relying on the fact that the villains will never find her again after she changes the world, tries to commit suicide every time she escapes. To the wealthy CEO: I just want revenge on you, do you think you are worthy of loving me? To the deep-sea mermaid: I just want to dig out your mermaid pearl, as for whether you will die or not, what does it have to do with me? To the dark night vampire: I took the initiative to cooperate with the vampire hunter, you should disappear forever! When she was about to use the same trick on the fourth villain, the system suddenly told her that she had actually been in the same world all along. System: The first three villains are now looking for you, take care of yourself. Gu Yingzheng: Do you want me to die? ? - The fallen dark elf is crazy, cunning, and will do anything to achieve her goals. She uses her stunning skin to disguise herself as gentle, luring her prey to her side. The vines spreading out from the darkness entangle the prey's hands and feet, but she looks at the prey's frightened face with a smile. "Do you want me to protect you?" "Then stay forever." Motivation: Even if you are in darkness, you must believe that the road ahead is bright and never give up.

In the modern world, Lin Yu, an anime fanatic, had his room plastered with posters of various anime series. From [anime series name missing] to [anime series name missing], he knew these anime series like the back of his hand. One night, a mysterious, seven-colored light suddenly burst forth from his computer screen, and a powerful suction instantly pulled him in. When he regained consciousness, he found himself in a fantastical world unlike any he had ever seen before. This world seemed to be pieced together from countless fragments of anime worlds. In the distance were mushroom-shaped houses, while nearby stood pavilions with an oriental charm. Colorful Pegasus flew in the sky, and occasionally, fluffy sheep like those from [anime series name missing] could be seen roaming the ground.

I am Mo Yuan, a time traveler, but I never succumb to the will of the world. I will establish a new order in this ownerless world!

Of course, all of this is done for that purpose - to go home, to go back to where I belong, to go back to that place that is not perfect but that I miss.

Mordekaiser, my best friend and the person I hate the most, led me into the abyss, but now, we need to face him together!

We are the kings of life and death, and the order of life and death is controlled by us!