[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

Pre-order 1: *Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder Villain to Conquer the Cold and Handsome Tyrant (Whistle Sound)* Pre-order 2: *The Artist Sister's Damp Love* Synopsis: Shen Xiaojiang first met Chen Yi at her best friend's birthday party. She wore a dark green halter-neck dress, had an iris tattoo covering her entire back, her fingers were slender and white as jade, and her eyes were languid like a cat's. Her long, narrow phoenix eyes shimmered, and the cigarette dangling from her fingertips exuded a decadent and hazy charm. Just standing there, she was unforgettable. "I don't like people younger than me," Chen Yi told her suitors. "A wise person doesn't fall in love, and getting rich is a must—that's exactly what my aunt is like," her best friend said, pointing at Chen Yi and then to Shen Xiaojiang. Shen Xiaojiang remained silent. Later, her senior's birthday party was held at the largest bar in Nancheng. The proprietress, wearing a dark green cheongsam, stood with her back to the crowd, completely out of place in the bar. Elegant in demeanor and graceful in figure, she bore a resemblance to Chen Yi. Shen Xiaojiang didn't dare to go up and greet her. It was said that the proprietress had a special skill: concocting an exorbitantly priced cocktail called "Love Potion," which everyone who drank it fell head over heels in love. At midnight, the senior student made a wish, hoping that the "cheongsam goddess" proprietress would come down and concoct a "Love Potion." No one in the entire booth believed that this aloof beauty would one day lower herself to such a lowly position. After midnight, the senior student cut the cake, and Shen Xiaojiang smiled and casually remarked, "Love Potion? I'm quite looking forward to it." Unexpectedly, the proprietress actually brought the personally concocted cocktail to the booth. A drowsy Shen Xiaojiang sprayed a mouthful of soda water all over the senior student. "You should wipe yourself off too, your clothes are wet." These were the first words Chen Yi said to Shen Xiaojiang that night. The senior student was stunned for a long time before asking, "How...how much?" Chen Yi smoothed her hair, turned her head with a charming smile, glanced at the dumbfounded Shen Xiaojiang, and smiled seductively, "It's free because we're acquaintances." After the birthday party, Chen Yi pinned Shen Xiaojiang against the bathroom door, unbuttoned two buttons of her cheongsam, her eyes hazy, her voice ambiguous: "Little one, you spied on me all night last time, what happened?" A flammable, explosive, shy, and clueless girl with no romantic history (21 years old) vs. a seemingly skilled womanizer who is actually innocent, blushing, drunk, and prone to all sorts of coquettish and cute behavior (29 years old). Walking side by side with you, I can also walk in the sunshine. #School Beauty Science Student (Shen Xiaojiang) vs. Bar Owner (Chen Yi)# #What Pajamas Will the Flower Back Sister Wear Tonight?# #What Should I Do When the Top-Tier Handsome Guy Invites Me to Dinner Every Day?# Consumption Guide: 1. Younger Man/Older Woman (8-year age gap) // 1v1 // Both are virgins and virgins 2. The synopsis may be revised later, 2022.11.17 ----------------------------------- Pre-order please collect: "Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder Villain to Conquer the Cold and Handsome Tyrant (Whistle Sound)" Synopsis: After falling off a cliff, Shi Sheng transmigrated into a yuri Sentinel novel, becoming a cannon fodder villain that everyone wanted to kill. The original owner's spiritual body was missing. In order to hide the fact that she was a defective Sentinel, she volunteered to go to the logistics department. She admired the top guide Shen Wenxi but could not get her. She used her logistics privileges to obtain a special inducing agent. Taking advantage of his heat, she used any means to destroy Shen Wenxi's spiritual body, causing his guide essence to go berserk and his life to end soon. At this moment, the true Sentinel from the book appears, saving the nearly unconscious Shen Wenxi, and uniting with a group of Sentinel Guides to attack the original owner. The original owner, overestimating his abilities, joined forces with other villains to provoke the righteous path. Ultimately, the power disparity was too great, and he died pierced by a thousand arrows. Having just transmigrated and understood the plot of the book, Shi Sheng fell silent: "..." Maybe I should just fall off the cliff. I mean, being reborn, survival is paramount. * Looking at Shen Wenxi, whose eyes were moist and who was caught up in passion, Shi Sheng smiled politely and voluntarily left the room: "Don't mention it, I don't have a spiritual body, I'm just a handyman." Shen Wenxi: "?" * Unable to bear Shen Wenxi's painful cries after leaving the room, Shi Sheng solemnly returned to the room and settled him down. Unexpectedly, the moment she touched Shen Wenxi's tears, a certain sensation within her body instantly sharpened. She had actually awakened the strongest ancient spiritual body—the Khrushchev Black Mamba Snake. Shi Sheng was completely stunned: "?" The novel misled me. Good heavens! Pure black scales, a scarlet forked tongue, a sinister giant tail... he didn't look like a hero at all. Well, the innocent Shi Sheng had become a veritable supervillain, destined to be riddled with arrows. Shi Sheng: "..." Is it too late to go back now? Going back is impossible, falling off the cliff is impossible too. To survive, Shi Sheng kept a low profile, diligently doing odd jobs in the logistics department. * Shen Wenxi, at her level, had no suitable sentinels and needed many items to get through her heat cycle. Shi Sheng quietly prepared these, always putting a mint in her packing bag; Shen Wenxi had a sensitive stomach and couldn't get used to the food prepared by the logistics department, so Shi Sheng quietly studied the recipes, honing her culinary skills through repeated mishaps; Shen Wenxi was afraid of the dark and had sleep problems, so Shi Sheng quietly left a light on for her, told her sleep-inducing stories, and watched sleep-inducing videos with her. ... Due to work, Shi Sheng had to move to a dormitory. Wearing a slightly sheer lace slip dress, Shen Wenxi nestled against Shi Sheng's chest, tears glistening in her eyes, looking utterly pitiful: "Don't leave! After sleeping with you last time, my sleep disorder improved, so you have to take responsibility!" The crowd gasped. Shi Sheng: ...What? Shi Sheng: It's not what you think! The crowd: You know what I mean, as expected of you. Shi Sheng: You don't understand? I can explain! Shen Wenxi stripped herself naked, lying down in a seductive pose, her face flushed: Never mind whether they understand or not, come here, let's sleep. * Shen Wenxi would always remember that day, in the freezing snow, Shi Sheng reached out and held her tightly in his arms, covered in blood, softly coaxing, "Sister, don't be afraid, A-Sheng will take you home." ... He promised to take her home? Why hasn't he done anything yet? Shen Wenxi, her eyes red, softly sobbed, "A-Sheng, don't you want me anymore?" Shi Sheng was immediately taken aback. The seemingly insignificant Sentinel is actually a big boss, while the seemingly unapproachable Guide is actually overflowing with desire. #You are my three meals and four seasons, and also my ultimate fantasy# Consumption Guide: 1. 1v1 from beginning to end, HE, SC, no accessories for the top. 2. Younger top, Sentinel (23) vs Guide (28). 3. The spirit body is equivalent to a servant god or guardian god. The Sentinel's spirit body is aggressive, while the Guide's spirit body is defensive and healing. 4. The Guide's pheromone is equivalent to an Omega's pheromone. It can heal, soothe, and also attract other Sentinels. 5. There are two forms of union between Sentinels and Guides: spiritual union and physical union. Once both are completed, the two belong only to each other and will never be apart. 6. There are many personal settings. Both the top and the bottom have heat cycles. 7. Sweet, sweet, sweet! 2023.1.12------------------------------------------ New pre-order: "The Artist Sister's Wet Love" Synopsis: Gu Niannian first met Shen Qingcheng at a friend's pool party. A wine-red drawstring halter bikini, her half-wet black wavy hair unable to conceal her allure, her snow-white skin shimmering with moisture. A double-layered diamond chain wrapped around her slender waist, sparkling and shimmering with the flowing water, exuding an irresistible sensuality. "Love is child's play," Shen Qingcheng said, taking a sip of strong liquor, her tone languid, her eyes dismissive. "In the adult world, there's only money and sex." "The great artist is truly wealthy, but he's genuinely sexually frigid," a friend told Gu Niannian. Gu Niannian fell silent. She decided to bury this affection deep in her heart. After graduation, Gu Niannian became an ordinary employee at Shen Qingcheng's studio. Every day, seeing her boss's devastatingly handsome face and irresistibly alluring figure, Gu Niannian's heart would race to 180 beats per minute, and she could only survive on nitroglycerin pills. She knew her boss only loved money, and she also knew he was sexually frigid. Gu Niannian pretended not to know Shen Qingcheng, avoiding her whenever possible, being cautious in her words and actions, and focusing solely on her work. One day, at a studio dinner, after making inquiries and learning that Shen Qingcheng wouldn't be attending, Gu Niannian finally agreed to participate. After several rounds of drinks, the usually reserved boss Shen miraculously appeared. Wearing a lace halter dress, she exuded charm and allure. "Come pick up the little drunkard," Shen Qingcheng said. That was the only sentence Gu Niannian clearly heard that night. All the employees pointed at Gu Niannian in unison: "She's the only one who's drunk." Shen Qingcheng smoothed her long hair, rested one hand on the table, propped her chin on her hand, and looked at the flushed Gu Niannian with a dazzling smile: "She's the one I picked up." After the dinner, Shen Qingcheng pinned Gu Niannian against the wall of a hotel suite. The dimly lit space was filled with an atmosphere of intoxication and passion. She unzipped her jacket, whispered in Gu Niannian's ear, her voice warm and suggestive, "Little one, shall we... play house?" #What you long for will surely come back to you. #The most pampered youngest daughter of a nouveau riche family vs. a talented, wealthy, and handsome artist. Reading guide: 1. A love-naive, academically gifted princess (Gu Niannian) vs. a tattooed, powerful artist boss (Shen Qingcheng) 2. Popular appeal vs. highbrow taste 3. Younger man/older woman (6-year age gap) // 1v1 // Both are virgins and virgins 4. The synopsis may be revised later. May 27, 2023. Theme: All that is lost will return in another form.

After traveling through time, Kaiji gained the ability to buy and sell any person or group as if they were a stock. So, after a long and careful selection, Kaiji chose the seemingly thriving Crychic as his first stock and went all-in! Hehehe, this was the pinnacle of life! PS: This book focuses on MYGO, with a few quirks like Kurumi, The Idolmaster, and Ace Attorney thrown in for good measure.

An Cheng, now a sheriff, loosened his tie.

Is it choosing to become a powerful figure in the shadows, stirring up trouble and becoming the ultimate boss?

Or perhaps he would become a sheriff, revered by thousands in broad daylight.

Faced with these choices, An Cheng naturally chose not to, but rather to, rather than, exhaust himself.

I'd rather be a tax thief!

You work yourself to the bone, do a lot of work, and one day you might still get caught.

Rather than being a big shot, it's better to just give up.

Having acquired the armor system, will An Cheng be able to resist these temptations?

All of this started with becoming partners with Zhu Yuan!

When Chen Zuo pulled half a piece of moldy biscuit from the mouth of the mutant giant rat, the system suddenly popped the window: 【 SS-level silly white sweet detected, it is recommended to recycle 】 behind the young girl with radiation cockroach shouting cute.

In order to raise this mentally retarded AI to full scale, he carried a leaky prosthetic welding gun to sweep the garbage mountain, and every time he launched a recycling system, he hurt ⁇ grin: buckle of blood value buckle, this wave I made!

When the iron skin pinches the titanium alloy gate of the high arsenal valve with a robotic arm, Chen is teasing and rubbing the nuclear waste into a peerless soldier.

The pick-up and tattered team of the all-man crazy batch did not know that the fragments of the truth of the end they pieced together are triggering the countdown to global self-destruction...

Pets + System + Easy Daily Life

in the Wetland Community Everyone knows that Lin's Pet Clinic has three treasures,

Heitou, Zhenzhen, and Alvin and the Chipmunk.

Although Heitou is old, the little three flowers treat him as a treasure;

although Zhenzhen is a string, she is the treasure of the zoo;

as for the third oldest Alvin and the Chipmunk, that bird is a warm-hearted and sharp-tongued living treasure!

As for why it is called Alvin and the Chipmunk, hey, I won't tell you, you see for yourself! ε(○??｀)зε(??｀●)зHand in hand

This article is also known as "Lying down with the System Cat", "The happiness of petting furry cats is worth having", "Although the clinic is small, there are many interesting souls"

[It is still mainly about the interaction with animals, and the main feature is a variety of petting without spending money]

Decisive and ruthless + ensemble acting genius + humor + fast pace + immortal killing

A genius? That's just the threshold to my door!

You haven't cultivated yourself; you see me like a frog at the bottom of a well looking at the moon in the sky!

If you cultivate yourself, you will see me as a mayfly seeing the blue sky!

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Jianghuainan has seen dragons!

The dragon's head lowered from the depths of the dark clouds, and in the instant their eyes met—

The dragon is gone, but Jiang Huainan now possesses the "Heaven and Earth Eight Extremes Returning to the Treasure Register".

After that, Jiang Huainan realized that there was another side to this world!

He desperately wanted to find a demon to take him in and make him stronger.

But after four years of searching, we found nothing!

He was in a car accident on his 19th birthday.

It was entirely black, with a white head and a large tail; the flowers, trees, and plants had withered, and the land was cracked…

Found it!!

Jiang Huainan rushed forward excitedly!

Patience? Fear?

All of that is bullshit compared to the determination to find the truth and become stronger!

He took the knife and chopped the demon to pieces, piece by piece!

Containing the "Fei" will yield the Plague Poison, spreading plague and annihilation.

Containing a "drowning ghost" grants the power to control water, allowing one to command all water at will.

Containing "Yonghe" grants the user the power of the Tongbi Divine Arm, enabling them to support the heavens and shake the earth.

However, everything seemed to change once he became an "insider".

The school is actually the most forbidden area in Kyushu.

My grandfather is a patrolman in the mortal realm, the highest-ranking official after the Underworld Marshal!

My second grandfather is a descendant of the Yin lineage and worships the Great Emperor of Fengdu!

My third grandfather is…

My parents pulled a provincial bureau chief from a pile of corpses!

The one who owes his parents a favor is the head of the Huaxia National Craftsman Family!

Although my parents left, they secured for me something even the most powerful figures in the capital envied…

Jiang Huainan: I am the Crown Prince of Dong Province! The Immortal Slayer Zhenwu! I only kill, I do not save! If you have not accumulated merit, then you must not be of my kind, and your heart must be different!

[Interstellar ABO] + [Space] + [Special Abilities] + [Insect-based Cuisine]

[A seemingly innocent and cute, but actually incredibly powerful fighter with a love of food and eight tentacles, a top-tier Zerg uke; and a seemingly aloof, but actually secretly passionate and sarcastic, all-around talented, and excellent cook, a Cedar-type mutant uke.]

Mi Yao, a top-tier insect, spent three years lying in a garbage dump on a wasteland planet in search of delicious food, almost drying into a piece of cured meat. After receiving help from a pitiful creature, Mi Yao decided to avenge him in return.

After slaughtering a group of people and setting off, he discovered halfway through that this star cluster not only had delicious low-level Zerg, but also unusually fragrant large cedar trees.

However, Da Xuesong had a cold personality, so Mi Yao decided to break up with him.

A general from a certain empire brought over a table of delicious food: "Will you get married?"

Mi Yao, swallowing hard: ... (The sentence is incomplete and ends abruptly.)

This article is also known as "108 Ways to Cook the Zerg".

PS: The protagonist is a special-grade insectoid, not human, with eight tentacles, a body resembling silver-blue jelly, and a pair of large, seemingly transparent and beautiful but actually very sturdy wings.

My husband is a pine needle mutant; if he shakes, the needles could kill you.

A redemptive approach, preventing tragedy at its root.

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Tangxi Jinzhu, as the manager of the overall world, was approached by the world consciousness.

To prevent the world from collapsing, he unleashed his long-sealed spiritual root.

I've decided to use love to influence others.

But before that, fry the pig brains in oil!

Then they wrapped up the little Su Nuo and took it home to raise.

She became a stunning courtesan and brought Rimei home to raise.

Even if it backfires, we must stand up for the old man in the mortal realm!

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Repairing his body, he found the young Xia You fox who had just awakened.

Protect him, instill correct values ​​in him, and give him a good childhood.

They transformed into a trio of colleagues, rarely making a move, but when they did, it was deadly!

Lu Suo, it peeks out and disappears in a second!

What's wrong with Fuhei? Five cats are being beaten half to death every day.

You already know how to reverse spells, stay and be a spellcasting instructor!

Give the higher-ups a big one!

Post-event review: Watching this really gave me the feeling of a mother watching her son grow up.

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We'll save everyone; we'll take in the four natural disasters as cleaning maids.

Note: This story contains many personal interpretations and will most likely not break up the official pairings. I've aimed to write a longer story, but I'll try my best. Also, this story leans towards slice-of-life and doesn't have many action-packed scenes, but please bookmark it!

As a novice author, please forgive any typos and inappropriate sentences.