Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants.

“Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.”

The system’s voice is music to the ears.

Yet for Fang Ran…

Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!”

Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate.

However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles.

“What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!”

“I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”

[Hello players, welcome to the "Simulating Immortal" experience server]

Shen Lue (confused face): "I've played The Sims before, what the hell is this simulated god?"

[Unlockable Character: God of Death]

[Unlockable Disciple: Thanos]

[Unlockable copy: Crisis on Titan]

【Wish you a happy game】

Hello everyone, I am Shen Lue!

I have been playing this sand sculpture game for a while, and the experience is not bad, but I often die.

But as a player, resurrection should be a basic operation, right?

Why do these NPCs run away when they see me...

(Note: This is by no means an infinite, brainless novel. It borrows some characters from the background of Resident Evil and takes an original route in the story and plot.)

(The previous introduction has deleted some controversial introductions. Please read the relevant plot before raising any questions.)

People say "Only magic can defeat magic."

But Chen Chong confirmed that "only viruses can fight viruses."

Chen Chong, who possesses a murderous prototype system, accidentally entered the world of biohazard.

Who says zombies only bite people? Who says Daxia doesn’t have a patron saint?

[N-kill prototype system has been launched! 】

[Virus Hatching: Goliath]

[Armed Hatching: Blackwatch Equipment X100]

Lu Yuan had a USB flash drive with more than a dozen movies stored in it. When he discovered that he could freely ingest items from these dozen movies and bring them into the real world, this was definitely a huge opportunity! However, disaster soon followed, and the crisis caused by the mutated USB drive was gradually threatening the safety of the entire real world.

"Ji Feng, I don’t want to be in a relationship right now."

Ji Feng was ruthlessly rejected, but he kept chasing after Gu Xueting for ten years—from their school days to her wedding dress—only to see her marry someone else.

In the end, he was left with nothing, yet he could still raise his glass and say, "Wishing you both happiness!"

Even Fei Yangyang (a character known for being naive and foolish) would have handed him a cigarette in sympathy.

Now reborn into his past life, Ji Feng refuses to be a simp anymore. But his so-called "white moonlight" starts to panic.

Gu Xueting:

"Ji Feng, if you keep acting like this, I’ll ignore you!"

"Ji Feng, you weren’t like this before."

"Ji Feng, why are you treating me this way?"

"Ji Feng, let’s go back to how we were."

Gu Xueting: "Ji Feng, I want to buy sleeping pills."

Ji Feng: "Oh? Can’t sleep? You know, these pills aren’t something you can just buy randomly."

Gu Xueting: "I want to die… Suicide… Are you still there, Ji Feng?"

Ji Feng, panicked: "Wait, wait! I’m coming over right now! Three bottles… Will three bottles be enough?"

…

After his rebirth, Ji Feng finds himself back in his younger years—still a pathetic simp and a delinquent.

This time, instead of chasing his past love, he ends up cornering the aloof campus beauty at a construction site.

Looking at her delicate face just inches away, at her fair neck beneath her raven-black hair, he lowers his head, unable to meet her gaze.

Ji Feng falls silent.

"I really am a beast."

Given a second chance at life, maybe… just maybe… he shouldn't be a simp anymore?

Demons and evil spirits are everywhere. Factions are everywhere,

and hundreds of schools of thought contend.

Traveling through the Great Zhou Dynasty, Lu Zhan became a demon-suppressing master.

Wild foxes come to visit, women seek marriage, mountain monsters eat people, and tigers are accomplices... Each and every one of them is strange.

In this dangerous world, Lu Zhan just wants to lie down and practice with the help of the demon-suppressing division, but when he condenses the second soul, he realizes that things are not simple.

The sea of ​​Kyushu is quiet, and all the exiled immortals are bowing.

If I take out five souls, how will you respond?

...

Madam, please respect my profession. Who said that a nanny can't output? ...

I'm the only one in the world who knows about the alien beast's attack, and no one believes it.

What should I do? I'm so anxious!

Well, it seems I can’t hide it anymore, I can only create a god with a mecha

You have a small portable space.

In the outside world, there are violent storms, icy rivers, and zombies everywhere. You can rest, play, and eat hot pot in it.

In the outside world, there are mysterious situations, intrigues, and bullets. You can hide in it and shoot coldly.

When others are short of food and clothing, you have already gathered talents from all over the world to open a factory in your portable space.

What's more amazing is that this small space will expand exponentially as you travel from one world to another, seizing the origin of all worlds, and finally becoming a real world.