[A lazy, good-natured protagonist + a story of showing off and slapping faces + a satisfying read] Jiang Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes the villain in the book, and unexpectedly awakens a lazy system.
If you can get stronger by slacking off, who would bother with anything?
Villain? Who's the villain? I'm going to sue you for defamation. I'm a slacker.
Jiang Chen never expected that he would become invincible while he was wielding his power, and that without him, the plot would collapse.
"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation."
"Successfully abandoned your post. Congratulations to the host on your advancement to Immortal Emperor."
"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal King Weapon, the Universe Realm."
Wait a minute, it's been years since we last saw the main character, how come you haven't improved at all?
Oh no, aren't you the female leads? Why are you guys throwing yourselves at me?
++++ Xiao Mao, who won the Silver Tournament Finals, lost to Xiao Zhi and thus awakened the memories of his past life. After learning his future path, would he continue to become a researcher as in the original story? The answer is no. Now that he has arrived in this beautiful world, what is the point of not standing at the top of it? "This is the last time, Xiao Zhi. After this, I will not lose to you again!"
[Movie Viewing] [Live Stream] [Fun] [Q&A]
The live stream took place in the worlds of Honkai Impact 3rd and Teyvat, with Bai Song acting as an assistant, broadcasting content from both games, much to the delight of the audience.
1. Who is the happiest person? It should be Hanabi, Sambo is alright too, wait... what the heck is Black Swan?
2. That's funny. Feng Jin is already dominating the battlefield, so why is it that the healer's critical hit rate is reduced when she uses her ultimate skill?
3. Do you know why Seraphim is a five-star character?
A: Because "Mei-nee, I don't want to be number four."
Hey! You've wandered over to the neighbor's!
"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"
Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:
"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."
"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:
"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."
"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"
Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:
"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."
"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"
Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...
Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.
Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."
That day.
The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.
In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.
Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).
They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.
But I never expected it.
Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...
Chen Xuan traveled across the ancient continent to become the leader of the declining sect, the Piaomiao Sect. He thought he would live in the mountains for the rest of his life, but unexpectedly the system suddenly came and rewarded him with emperor-level cultivation and extreme weapons! And asked him to recruit disciples and develop the sect!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for accepting a nine-star potential disciple. You will be rewarded with a luxurious disciple-taking gift package, which contains two saint summoning cards!"
Old man: "Do you want revenge?"
The boy: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and regarded as garbage by my master. How could I not want revenge?"
The old man touched the boy's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me pass on my skills to you."
The boy was surprised and said: "Senior! How can this be possible?"
The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone."
The boy looked at the changes on the phone and was shocked: "Senior! Where did this hundred years of skills come from?"
The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your spare power in the Heavenly Palace. You can use it whenever you need it in the future. Don't be insulted again."
The boy frowned: "Isn't this a mana loan? I'm afraid..."
Old man: "The Heavenly Palace is a big platform. New users who borrow a hundred years of skills have 30 days of interest-free, and the lowest daily interest rate is half a day's skill, which is not as much as your breathing one week."
...
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.
When Lin Chu first discovered that his phone didn't match the pictures on the online store, he refused. However, after discovering a special app on the phone, he couldn't refuse anymore. "Newcomer 9.9 Special Zone, a building in Lanhe Garden, Beihan Wangting Hotel... New iPhone 11, original price 9999, discounted price 999.9. Lamborghini Veneno, original price 28,000,000, discounted price 28,000." The story begins with Lin Chu buying a building for 9.9 yuan...
[Farming and Cultivation] + [Peaceful Path] + [Genius Flow] + [No Female Lead]
Lin Yan transmigrated to the Canglan Realm, and every spiritual plant he cultivated had a stat-boosting system:
[Name of the spiritual plant: Spirit Rice]
Growth progress: 69/100
[Growth Status: Watering with Spirit Spring, Experience +1]
[Continued catalysis, experience +1]
From then on, Lin Yan added a lot of points to his spirit plants every day, and the spirit plants continued to evolve.
Spirit Rice → Crescent Rice → Crescent Jade Crystal Rice…
Sword Grass → Sword Heart Grass → Sword Soul Grass…
...
The ginseng he planted grew into an elixir of immortality, the willow tree he propagated evolved into the World Tree, and the dragon blood grass he planted grew into a real dragon!
Reborn in the vortex, I become the Crow's Eye! Equipped with the Pirate King system, I dominate with my left hand, wield power and scheme with my right hand, sail the seas, break ice and fire, reverse fate and save my loved ones. The Iron People's craze sweeps across the seven kingdoms. The dead never die, rising from the waves, and will eventually sit on the Iron Throne!
[Refreshing story + system + urban martial arts + decisive killing + single female lead] Su Ye transmigrated to a world where spiritual energy has revived and martial arts are prevalent. His biological father is one of the seven war gods of Donghuang, his mother comes from a prominent family, and his sisters are all geniuses! He should have had a perfect start, but he was left to wander outside for eighteen years, and his whole family only cared about the adopted son who took his place.
Unloved by his parents, Su Ye rebels against his family at the start of the story, awakens a vampire physique, and becomes stronger through killing... Su Ye returns to the slums and relies on himself to gradually rise to the top, becoming the ruler of the night and the king of slaughter.
At this moment, his family, who had once abandoned him, came to him and said, "Xiao Ye, we were deceived and wronged you back then. Please come back. The Su family needs you."
Su Ye smiled coldly. Back then, you ignored me, but now... you can no longer reach me.