As someone who had aspired from a young age to live a carefree, idle life, Xu Lin finally received news at the age of 24 that his old family home was being demolished for redevelopment.
But before he could even enjoy the lifestyle of a second-generation demolition beneficiary, he blinked—and suddenly found himself back in his youthful 17-year-old days.
Left with no choice, he returned to his "slacker" state of mind. After all, it was just another seven years to wait!
That was the plan, anyway—until a confession incident and the sudden appearance of a mysterious Chinese Zodiac system completely disrupted everything.
Goetz, who had gone wrong while crossing, became a breeding-specific goblin and had not yet waited to settle down
Come and get the news that Magical Girl and Hime Knight are going to level him up?
Almost! To reshape the glory of Goblin, my generation is obligated!
Despicable goblin empire black hand shadow cloth seeder polluting ancient god Gertz, standing in front of his own statues and those of the maiden heroes, touching his chin.
“I always feel that the painting style is not very harmonious. . . . . ”
The past is the origin, the future is immortal;
open the mysterious door, see the past, the origin is the past;
reorganize the body, break the future, immortality is the future; is it to cultivate the
soul, see the past, and find the origin?
Or cultivate the body, grasp the future, and achieve immortality?
Cultivate the soul to find the past, cultivate the body to grasp the future, the origin is immortal, and transcend the universe.
Cultivate the soul: meditation, trance, big dream, state of mind, mirror image, evolution, supernatural power, past, origin
Cultivate the body: martial artist, martial arts apprentice, warrior, martial arts master, innate martial arts master, master, supernatural power, future, immortality
Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and steadily we reflect upon them:the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.—Immanuel Kant.
When Xule read these words, he looked up the sky. He felt anger instead of shocked by the words.
In Xule’s mind, the stars are so blinding that no one can tolerate them. And if anyone were lighted by the stars they will become idiots.
So Xule gave up his dream as a graceful naval commanders auxiliary officer, and now he begin to fall as a pool doorkeeper… He does not even know what he should follow and where he should go in this Great Age of the Spectacular.
Xule, a citizen in Eastwood, came from a half-deserted star. With the ingenious and strange knowledge from some unknown power in his body, he stepped into a equally boring and interesting world.
JianKe’s world must be so fantastic.
In the world of the second female lead, she gives her all for the main character group, only to end up with a tragic, empty-handed fate.
Jiang Li’s mission is to cherish this often-overlooked love and dedication.
However, when binding to a system, an accident occurs—
She mistakenly binds to the Yandere System!!
The system states: Jiang Li must express love to the second female lead with Yandere-style quotes.
“Host, please say to the target with loving eyes: ‘If you don’t listen, I will gouge your eyes out and keep them as my treasure.’”
“Host, please say, while wet, to the target: ‘I love you, so I must lock you up.’”
...
Jiang Li: Help! Where’s the civilized, harmonious society I live in!?
But the system is already bound. Jiang Li looks at the cold, moonlit-eyed heiress, the alluring and dark regent, and the scheming stepsister...
She has no choice but to bite the bullet.
However, after Jiang Li exhausts all her efforts to show them "Yandere love," the second female lead indeed stops loving the main character group, but Jiang Li is horrified to realize—
The second female lead, who used to be docile and affectionate, now stares at her with chilling, cold eyes after she expresses the desire to leave.
When Jiang Li realizes something’s wrong and starts packing to leave:
"Li Li, where do you think you're going?" A low, dangerous voice murmurs near her ear. The woman’s soft chest presses against her back, and her arm tightens around her waist and abdomen.
"Will you be obedient and stay by my side? Will you love me forever, until death? Will you cling to me for a lifetime? Wasn’t this what you said?"
"You said the disobedient must be locked in a room forever, didn't you~?"
A cold, woody fragrance surrounds Jiang Li. Listening to the familiar words she once said, she freezes, too scared to move:
Help! What happens when pretending to be a Yandere meets a real crazy person!?
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[World One: Cold Heiress]
The first time Jiang Li meets Luo Yihuan, she’s standing in the Luo family’s garden, a figure like a painting, as pure and cold as mountain water. More graceful than the morning dew on the flowers.
In front of this beauty, Jiang Li, holding the Yandere script, feels her mind blacken—
“Will you soak in formalin and become my true love?”
Jiang Li, with porcelain-like skin, turns red as she struggles to make Luo Yihuan give up the main character group and begin to love life.
When she believes the task is complete, she makes one fatal mistake—
After using a soothing fragrance, Jiang Li is locked in a small dark room with an iron chain. She’s panicking, falling off the bed, and when she looks closely at what’s beside her—
It’s formalin!
The sound of high heels approaches. Luo Yihuan has completely torn off her previous cold and gentle facade, her eyes dark with possessiveness as she gazes at the disheveled Jiang Li. She gently brushes Jiang Li’s neck.
“Dr. Jiang, Li Li, my little pear... So many people want my treasure...”
“I’ve been so obedient, listening to you,” a warm breath hits Jiang Li’s ear, and the voice drops dangerously, “But you... you haven’t been obedient at all.”
That night, the sound of metal clashing echoed, and Jiang Li couldn’t rest. She only remembers the woman’s satisfied, wicked laughter.
[World Two: Charming, Dark Regent]
A powerful minister who ascended to power and controls the court, one of the world’s greatest conspirators...
Jiang Li, enchanted by the titles placed upon the second female lead, enters the regent’s estate disguised as a princess pretending to be a dancer.
In her role as a princess, Jiang Li, with long fingers holding a fan, strikes it against Lu Yihuan’s cheek, and as she leans close, her breath shakes those around her. Her peach blossom eyes sparkle with mist.
She says: “If you don’t want me, how about you gouge out these eyes that I adore?”
In the role of a dancer, Jiang Li, with a thin red veil that can’t conceal her slender figure, stumbles into the arms of a man, her silk sleeve brushing against his chin, gently lifting it.
She says: “You think I’m a nobody, but your heart and soul belong to me.”
Later,
When her identity is exposed, the emperor issues a decree to marry her off.
That night, Lu Yihuan enters Jiang Li’s palace, pushing her to the window, where outside, fifty thousand guards stand. Inside, Lu Yihuan buries her face in Jiang Li’s neck, breathing heavily.
The dress Jiang Li wore earlier is torn and scattered on the floor, with only a red veil covering her eyes, rising and falling with her breaths.
“Your Highness, you’ve taken my body and soul. How dare you leave?”
Lu Yihuan’s eyes burn with chilling possessiveness.
[World Three: Scheming, Green Tea Stepmother]
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Before You Read:
1. This is a 1v1 story, always with the same person.
2. The author firmly holds up the flag of sweetness.
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Scheming, Beautiful Step-mother (No legal relation)
Gradually Scheming Neighbor Tenant
Spoiled Mute Sister
Republican Childhood Sweethearts
Content Tags: Exclusive Love, System, Sweet, Quick Transmigration, Light-hearted, Universal Appeal
Main Character’s Perspective: Jiang Li
Interaction: Various Crazy Women in Each World
One-Sentence Synopsis: I'm a fake Yandere, but she’s a real psycho.
Theme: Love is about tolerance.
Deception, betrayal, collusion, lies, marriage, are all tools.
War, friendship, honor, faith, hatred, are all for profit.
The evil king led his soldiers to destroy one country after another .
But before becoming the king, Shen Ming, who just traveled through time, still has many things to do.
For example, kill his brother and father and become the new generation of Earl Haines.
The Gamble between the Dark Lord and the White Wizard
The future of the wizarding world is at stake
But the teenager in the gambling game said
What Grindelwald? What Dumbledore? What is the cause of wizarding and Muggle society?
Don't interfere with my relationship!
Who is this noseless guy who always causes trouble at school and disturbs my relationship?
Voldemort?
Die for me!
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But gradually, the boy discovered that something was wrong with this world.
Who is this guy with an eyepatch and a demon by his side who kills people wherever he goes?
Who is this vampire sister in black tights who can shoot a gun?
Who is this strong man who jumps out and yells “Ola Ola” with an invincible look on his face???
Where is the magical world?
Hogwarts is just a corner of the world after all, and Voldemort is just a village-level terrorist.
A wider world awaits young people
Jiang Xiao traveled to the Starry Sky Age.
Interstellar fleets are rampant, and individual mighty forces travel across the stars. Fortunately, he obtained the [Player Mode] and became the only 'Fourth Calamity' in the universe! Killing
monsters to upgrade, item synthesis, reading research, intelligence analysis...
Who said that everyone can only have one superpower? Who said that a mechanic can't fight against civilization alone?
[Fusion Characteristics] + [Monster Drops] → [End Superpower]
[Star Queen] + [Reading Research] → [Calamity Mechanic]
[System Search] + [Intelligence Analysis] → [Omniscient Intelligence Dealer]
Starry Sky Age? Just a fun game!
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