The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

[Hilarious and Thrilling Novel of the Year] Transmigrator Ye Tian, ​​striving to awaken his martial soul and become a Soul Master, diligently completes the tasks assigned by the system.

But he has no idea that he is actually the Creator God King of the God Realm.

What? The carp I raise are the Nine Dragon Kings?

What? The weeds in the yard are Blue Silver Emperors?

What? That withered tree by the gate is a Golden Tree?

Task: Subdue ten goddesses as disciples.

Is this a legitimate task?

Ye Tian: Just call me Little Ye.

Outside the World: Welcome, Emperor Ye!

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.

[Transformation + Strange Talk of Rules + Original God + Weird + Relaxed + Cool Article + National Destiny + Fun People]

Bai Tang woke up after traveling through time and found that he had turned into the water goddess Funina.

At this time, the rule of strange talk swept the world, and countless people were trapped in the strange talk.

Bai Tang originally thought that he would not survive more than two episodes, but unexpectedly he was bound to the Happy Fun System!

As long as you have fun, you can get rewards, and you can even unexpectedly contract a weird creature at the beginning!

Afterwards, he was "lucky" enough to be selected to represent China in the Rules of Weird Talk!

From then on, the style of the entire Blue Planet and the world of Kwaidan changed...

The ghosts: "Oh my god! That funny guy is here! You stupid ghosts, run!!"

Chinese people: "Ahhh, it's Lady Funina! I'm so excited! I swear to fight to the death to defeat Lady Funina!!"

The nations: "We have to find a way to recruit Ms. Funina! Otherwise, no one will be able to have a good life. Wuwuwu..."

A male otaku from Earth transmigrates for the first time, becoming Gojo Satoru, the supreme ruler of the world in the early stages of Jujutsu Kaisen, and later, the clown 2.5 Gojo Satoru.

Through diligent training, he became the truly invincible Gojo Satoru. However, before he could annihilate Ryoumen Sukuna, he broke through the dimensional space again due to excessive force when breaking the seal of the prison gate.

The second time he transmigrated, he unexpectedly became Huo Yuhao, the protagonist of "Douluo Dalu II: The Peerless Tang Sect".

What he didn't expect was that Six Eyes traveled with him and became his original martial soul.

...

Harpoon God King Tang San: "The birth of Huo Yuhao will end the era of divine rule. This God King will not allow such a powerful being to exist in this world. He must be taken in as a pet. Daughter, I have no choice but to sacrifice you!"

Zhongli Wu, leader of the Holy Spirit Cult: "Huo Yuhao's birth has altered the world's balance, causing modern evil spirit masters to become stronger. He will destroy the Holy Spirit Cult; he must be killed!"

Sea God Pavilion Master Mu En: "Huo Yuhao, why did you destroy Shrek Academy? What? We have double standards? Bullying the weak and fearing the strong? Putting down the low and praising the high? Misleading the youth... What nonsense are you talking about? That is Shrek Academy's ancestral precept!"

...

One day, an unparalleled powerhouse from all the heavens tore through the dimensional barrier and descended upon Douluo Continent, intending to have all living beings in this world cultivate supreme demonic arts.

Huo Yuhao stood with his hands in his pockets, a disdainful smile on his face: "In heaven and on earth, I alone am supreme!"

[Iron Collapse] [Invincible] [Single Female Lead]

(This is my first time writing, I'll try my best (=ＴェＴ=))

Transmigrating to the world of Collapsed Iron, Luo Qianhan faced a predetermined end. However, just before the countdown to the end began, the starlight of the Pantheon crowned him alone—he became the [Time] Envoy, transcending the final outcome. Now possessing the power to rewrite everything, he decided to overturn all misfortune and reshape this cruel world into a romantic epic that belonged only to him.

Qi Komo unexpectedly transmigrated to the world of Harry Potter and gained a "Game of Life System." This system allowed him to enter game worlds and, by achieving in-game accomplishments, gain "materialization chances" to bring items from the games into reality.

He loved playing games, but before he could even celebrate, he discovered that the games he encountered were all frustrating ones like Elden Ring.

Fortunately, as a member of the "Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect," he had the sect's protection. Whenever he faced a difficult game, he could always find a way to lower the game's difficulty.

And so, Qi Komo lived a carefree life in the Harry Potter world, attending school, playing games, and raising little witches.

Many years later, looking at Hermione, now the Minister of Magic who had defeated both the Dark and White Lords, Qi Komo was filled with emotion.

"Raising" games are indeed the most fun.

This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

In the Eagle Country, with the apocalypse approaching, Lin Mu chose to go shopping for free. He emptied out the entire Walmart warehouse! He emptied out the entire military base! He emptied out all the freshwater lakes! "That's not enough! I'm going to empty out the entire Eagle Country!"

[Infrastructure + Farming + Cute Pets + Dungeons + Stockpiling + System]

(May have CP or no CP, depending on the situation)

Suddenly, a huge change occurred, and all human beings were thrown into a survival game.

You start with a nebula and have to rely on collecting for supplies.

In the interstellar world, unknown dangers always make people afraid.

Storms, hurricanes, extreme cold, extreme heat, etc. make the environment for human survival more difficult.

While others were still struggling to survive and fighting for a few supplies, Shen Zhiyi had already achieved food freedom.

When facing the hurricane, other people's nebulae were blown to pieces and all supplies were lost, but Shen Zhiyi moved into the small villa early, and the small villa stood firm in the face of the hurricane's ravages.

With the blessing of luck, Shen Zhiyi is doing very well in the survival game.

[Apocalyptic natural disaster + biological mutation + space hoarding + strong male and female protagonists + superpowers + female protagonist rebirth + 1v1 sweet love + revenge story]

In her previous life, Qiao Yu felt that Jiang Zhan was not mentally normal, and was both afraid of and disgusted with him.

But Jiang Zhan, after suffering torture to save her, continued to protect her until the last moment of his life.

After living a new life, Qiao Yu decided to do only three things: 1. Stock up! 2. Love Jiang Zhan! 3. Pamper Jiang Zhan!

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Apart from his career, Jiang Zhan has only done one thing in his life, and that is loving Qiao Yu.

He was once a beast devoured by evil, walking alone in darkness, and being judged in hell.

But she came from the light, with a sharp blade, and cut the string that was tightly bound around his neck.

She is his treasure and his only salvation in this life.

Years of wishful thinking came true. The moon truly fell into his arms.

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Getting Started Guide:

The story is about a natural disaster, apocalypse, biological mutations, and a logical ending. The male and female protagonists are both strong, with no abuse and a happy ending.

The male protagonist has always been very yandere, and the female protagonist is a bit yandere after her rebirth. [Mind caution]

The heroine is a little kind but not too kind. She has principles, is not a saint, is not a white lotus, and has a high IQ.

There will be sweet romance and dog food, the secondary CP is also good, but the adventure and survival career line is the main focus.