[Marvel Fanfiction] + [Pranks] + [Fun People] + [Silly and Warm Daily Life] + [Summoning System]
"Tom and Jerry, could you please stop saying I'm not paying attention and flying around with the Mark armor Tony gave you? Black Egg has asked me to keep you in check more than once!"
"Aqua, you idiot, I've really put up with you for so long! Tell me! Did you steal all the wine in the Asgard Palace? Thor is here to question me again!"
"And you! Pikachu! Can't you just stay home and play? Why do you have to go out on the street cosplaying as Detective Pikachu?"
"Saber, you're the most sensible. I just have a small request. Could you please eat a little less at each meal? I definitely don't mind you eating too much. Don't take out your curry stick and point it at me! Help!"
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Voss Nibbal was stunned as he watched the characters from various worlds summoned by him cholera the entire Marvel Universe, causing the Marvel plot to completely collapse.
"We were supposed to live a peaceful life, how did it turn out like this!!! Oh, I'm tired, destroy this world."
When the most unreliable summoning system meets the most outrageous interdimensional "hero" team! Save the world? First, find a way to survive the day with the "god-like assistance" of your teammates! Hilarious laughter and chaos, complaints and despair are all in one. The Marvel Universe has never been so "exciting"!
Zhao Em traveled through the desolate ancient times and became the only grandson of the villain of the king of Dagan Town.
He listened to music all day long and was rampant. He wanted to ruin his life, but he didn't expect to be drawn into the traverser chat group.
The senior Traverser warned him that this is a world of hunting traversers, and you must not reveal your identity!
Fortunately, he extracted the [Villain Simulator] in the chat group.
At this time, Xiao Yuehuang, the reborn empress, suddenly came to the door to withdraw from the marriage! Isn't that right, you came to retire as soon as you got the golden finger?
Then Zhao Yan had to... simulate, start! [Villain simulation begins...] [You have drawn a talent entry: Entry Predator!]
[On the first day, the future empress Xiao Yuehuang came to the door and wanted to terminate the marriage contract with you.]
[Xiao Yuehuang is number one on the beauty list. You don't want to let go of such a great beauty. After she agrees to have a spring breeze with you, you barely let go.]...
[when Xiao Yuehuang learned that she had lost her body and got married, she screamed at you!】...
[Three years later, you experienced the night of extermination, and you are dead!】 【You have obtained the innate four-fold cultivation base!】
【You have gained all the memories, practice, and combat experience in the past three years!】
【You have obtained a talent entry: Entry predator, hard work will be rewarded...】
【You have obtained Kung Fu Martial arts: the upper part of the Golden Crow Yaoshi Sutra, the Marrow Washing Sutra...】
【You have obtained items: an Oiran sachet, TongmaiA bottle of Dan......
[Mind Reading + Beloved + Everyone Gossiping + Playing it Off] Princess Yin Ruanruan has been reborn over 800,000 times, living for a total of millions of years, yet she can never escape the downfall of dynasties and the tragic deaths of royalty. She resisted, living to the age of 39 before being poisoned and dying; her shortest life was just an embryo. Living became tiring, she wanted to die, and was reborn again and again, finally reaching her last life. Because the system was also tired, it told her that this world was a book the author abandoned halfway through, the world couldn't take shape, and it restarted many times hoping she could turn things around, but she just gave up. The system insisted she try again, giving her a cheat code to read people's minds, but an unexpected error occurred; she got the "Gossip System" instead of the "Mind Reading" system, and gave the "Mind Reading" system to others, while she was mind-reading herself. Listen to what she says every day! ["A day I really want to die, but today's gossip is quite delicious. It turns out my adorable father became so tyrannical because his manhood was cut off!"] The tyrant's crotch tightened: Impossible! How could the Emperor, a man of such high status, do such an absurd thing! My dear daughter, tell me the details! [Sigh, I want to die, but today my second brother died in a firework explosion while saving someone for love, I really want to see it!] Second Brother: ...No, if you don't want to see it, I will seal my heart and lock away love from now on. [Life is so boring, I want to see Consort Lan get misunderstood and beaten to death for helping someone.] Consort Lan: No! You can't watch! She won't leave the palace today! [So tired, but I want to go to court and see the ministers take off their pants and fight, and then there's the time-traveling woman who administers hallucinogenic drugs and laxatives in court. She's so bold, I want to get to know her.] The ministers are sweating profusely: No, Princess, you don't want to! We'll go kill her right now! ...
It begins on the mountain.
With the glint of a knife, a flash of steel in the hands of a sworn brother. A betrayal.
Stabbed and pushed down the mountain, Zi Chen lied within the red-stained snow, left to die.
This is where it begins; he is given life by lightning,
baptized by thunder.
Those who had once betrayed him should all suffer in his cruel revenge.
Transported to a Western fantasy world, I became a noble with garbage-tier aptitude. Although I awakened a talent that lets me draw a lottery every day, most of the stuff I pulled was pure junk. Hecate had already mentally prepared to lie flat and mooch off the family forever.
But unexpectedly, the lottery talent drew the Witch Seed.
Every gift from fate has its price clearly marked.
The moment he chose the Witch Seed, his affinity with magic hit the maximum. Just breathing in a bit of air would boost his power.
But the cost was…
[No female lead + slow burn]
An unexpected event transported Song Xuanqing to a bizarre world where immortals no longer existed and gods and Buddhas had vanished.
This world is rife with evil spirits and demons that devour people; evil magic is rampant, and immortal mountains and gods no longer exist.
Demons and monsters run rampant, ghosts and spirits wreak havoc, and there are also evil practices such as cannibalism and alchemy, causing the people to live in constant fear.
Song Xuanqing transmigrated to such a dangerous world and became a wild god worshipped in a small mountain village. He was weak in cultivation and had little power.
Fortunately, he was bound to the Incense Offering Godhood System, so as long as he had enough incense offerings, he could become stronger.
Cultivation level, techniques, immortal artifacts, and even the divine status of immortal abodes.
As long as the incense burns brightly, it will be readily available.
(You have protected Songjia Village from evil spirits; your incense offerings have increased by 100, and you have been rewarded with a divine elixir.)
(You have protected Wan'an County from the slaughter of demons and evil spirits. Incense value +10,000. Reward: Divine cultivation technique.)
(You have protected the people of Sheng Kingdom and brought them peace, earning the worship of millions. As a reward, you have been granted a divine status in the celestial realm.)
From then on, Song Xuanqing began his path of enlightenment, protecting a region and achieving great prosperity through his incense offerings.
Traveled to the desert of Wind Country in the world of Naruto.
Qingyu, who was unaware of the situation, was bound to the [Hollow Night Lord] system at the beginning.
Then he obtained the initial spiritual pressure and Ichimaru Gin's Zanpakuto·Sacred Spear!
Considering the surrounding desert environment, Qingyu immediately judged that this place was very likely the Hueco Mundo in the world of Bleach, and it was extremely dangerous!
In order not to be used as food by the great hollows, Qingyu chose to stay in the secret realm of the system and practice for his life.
Until one day ten years later.
Two people appeared beside him one after another.
One called himself Scorpion of the Red Sand, and even threatened to make Qingyu into a puppet like the Third Kazekage.
Another one called himself Konan, and said that he came to help the Akatsuki organization recruit people...
Qingyu: "???"
Just over twenty years after his previous life, when Lin Xiao regained consciousness, he had become a baby on the Douluo Continent.
It was thought that he would start a new life in another world, but a sudden change led him to the Holy Spirit Church.
Walking in the dim corridor, with all kinds of howling sounds in his ears and the air filled with the lingering smell of blood, Lin Xiao realized that no matter how much time passed, he could never fully integrate into this place.
But with his martial soul, where else could he stay except here?
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This is a story about a person who keeps encountering people in his memory on this continent with a completely different identity.
【Peerless Tang Sect Fanfiction】【No System】【Non-Native】
The score has just been released and will increase later. [Raising a child + beloved pet + metaphysics + entertainment industry + wealthy family + live streaming]
The three-and-a-half-year-old ancestor of the Dao Sect finally ascended to heaven. However, when he opened his eyes again, he had become the little blood bag of the lucky girl in a novel.
The old woman immediately ran away to find her biological father, and hugged a top celebrity who was being interviewed: "Daddy, I've missed you so much."
"It's okay if you don't like Niannian. As long as Niannian can see you every day, that's enough for her."
Jiang Lin: ?
fan:??
Jiang Lin, who was already riddled with scandals, has suffered a complete collapse, with netizens relentlessly criticizing her for being a scumbag father.
Left with no other choice, she had to bring her child onto a variety show.
But this little devil just wouldn't stay still.
Jiang Niannian touched Xiaohua's hand: "Sister, the little brother in your belly is not very well-behaved."
The green tea flower broke through the defenses.
Jiang Niannian looked at the director and said, "Uncle, group sex is bad for your health."
An international director who cultivated a devoted lover persona has lost his temper.
The kid who stirred up the entertainment industry has suddenly become a top star.
Netizens commented: "Without her, who will still share the gossip with us?"
...
Despite being known as a paragon of abstinence, actor Jiang Lin is a heavy smoker and drinker in private, known for his violent temper, and has declared that he hates children and will never get married or have children.
Until fans discovered his Weibo side account—
The profile picture is a cute emoji of Jiang Niannian, and the name is "Niannian Baby is the cutest in the world".
Netizens: Is this reasonable?
...
Jiang Niannian's Tai Xuan Meridian technique was so precise that she could calculate everything without missing a single detail.
While eating, they ended up eating their own food.
Is the cunning and ruthless CEO who dominates the business world actually his great-uncle?
Is the genius student actually his uncle?
The internet is rife with criticism of his biological father, who turns out to be a mysterious prince from Beijing's elite circles?
Netizens: This is unreasonable!!!
(Not a saintly woman, punishing the master, destroying Tang San, kicking Shrek, beheading Lan Dian, destroying Haotian, trapping Qibao)
Traveling across the Douluo Continent, Wu Qi awakens the Qingluan martial spirit.
Because of his spirit, he was valued by the three priests of the Spirit Hall and became a core member of the Spirit Hall.
If Bibi Dong wants to bring the Spirit Hall down from the altar, then kill him!
If the Tang family father and son want to destroy the Spirit Hall, then they will be crushed to ashes!
Yu Xiaogang plagiarized the Spirit Master theory of the Spirit Hall and dared to spread it everywhere, so he should die!
The Seven Treasures Glazed Sect, whose teeth have been pulled out, is a good and obedient dog!
As the future pope of Spirit Hall, Wu Qi will surely lead Spirit Hall to a higher position!
…
The envious gazes of the birds did not add to its brilliance, but instead made its sorrow even thicker.
Being noticed by girls, Wu Qi said: This is a kind of faint sadness.
Ning Rongrong: Brother Wu Qi, it's my honor to assist you.
Hu Liena: Wu Qi is so handsome, he is rare in the world.
Shui Bing'er: As both of us have bird-type martial spirits, I am not even one-tenth as good as Brother Wu Qi.