"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."
But... he scored!
"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."
"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."
"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."
"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."
"..."
Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.
This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.
Reborn in the Dou Qi Continent, he actually became Xiao Li and even awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!
There's no way around it; as a transmigrator, I can't very well refuse the system, can I?
...
Xiao Yu: "I will only love Xiao Li in this lifetime."
Xiao Xun'er: "Brother Xiao Li, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"
Little Fairy Doctor: "He is the only light in my life."
Yun Yun: "You little rascal, you just want to bully me!"
Queen Medusa: "I have never submitted to anyone, you are the first."
...
Years later, Xiao Li stormed the Soul Clan, his spear pointed directly at the Soul Emperor.
"Is it you who spread rumors everywhere, saying that my Xiao clan has declined?"
All places are captured, no one is left behind! All beauties are in my hands! Raynor travels through the pirate world and awakens the system of capturing beauties.
As long as you conquer the beautiful girls in the plot, you can get rewards.
Since then, Renault has gone further and further on the road of conquering beauties.
Nami: "I...I'm going to faint!" Kaido: "You bastard, give Yamato back to me."
Crane: "Renault, please spare Peacock."
Hancock: "Reno, from now on, I am yours."
Zhan Guo: "Damn it, all the beautiful navy girls were snatched away by Renault!!"
The Five Elders: "Go and invite Yi... Hey? Where's Lord Yimu?!"
Renault glanced down calmly, "Are you looking for her?!"...
The Great Thousand World. It is a place where numerous planes intersect, a place where many clans live and a place where a group of lords assemble. The Heavenly Sovereigns appear one by one from the Lower Planes and they will all display a legend that others would desire as they pursue the road of being a ruler in this boundless world.
In the Endless Fire Territory that the Flame Emperor controls, thousands of fire blazes through the heavens.
Inside the Martial Realm, the power of the Martial Ancestor frightens the heaven and the earth.
At the West Heaven Temple, the might of the Emperor of a Hundred Battles is absolute.
In the Northern Desolate Hill, a place filled with thousands of graves, the Immortal Owner rules the world.
A boy from the Northern Spiritual Realm comes out, riding on a Nine Netherworld Bird, as he charges into the brilliant and diverse world. Just who can rule over their destiny of their path on becoming a Great Ruler? In the Great Thousand World, many strive to become a Great Ruler.
The Gu family had no sons, only four daughters. Many villagers were waiting to see the Gu family make a fool of themselves.
But as they waited, they watched as the Gu family built a small villa, bought a car, and even heard that they had purchased a large mansion in Kyoto. The Gu family's four daughters were also all more successful and filial than the last.
Villagers: What are you waiting for? Go home and have a daughter!
After being reborn, Gu Siqing discovered that her sisters were completely different from those in her previous life; each one was more formidable than a man. This was definitely not something I influenced.
A man who dotes on his wife excessively: If my wife says it's not true, then it's not true.
【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."
Expelling Three Class Teachers in Half a Month.
Faced with Class 5 of Freshman Year, populated by troublemakers and martial arts incompetents.
Despite the high offer made by the director of academic affairs, no one dares to take over.
At this moment, Su Yang activated his Master Teacher Guidance.
Thus, he volunteered to become the new class teacher of Class 5, starting from scratch to build the world's strongest Martial God Temple.
However, after Su Yang's guidance, he gradually fell silent.
How did the Coiling Dragon Divine Fist Technique become an embroidery needle!?
Why has the Earth-shaking Leg turned into a useless limb every day!?
When the beast tide invades the world, and foreign enemies attempt to challenge our Daxia again.
Su Yang steps forward without hesitation.
"Where are the students of my Class 5?"
All the students, who had already become top Martial Gods, flocked in......
[Survival in the Fog + Shelter + Weird Cthulhu + Farming + Stockpiling Supplies] [Not a Mary Sue] [Recruiting Daughters]
The entire population traverses a misty world filled with dangers, deadly traps, and various natural disasters, including eerie pollution from the mist, mutated angels, twisted evil gods, invisible immortals and Buddhas, and parasites in food and water.
Crises also bring various opportunities!
Su Lie has awakened his enhancement talent, which allows him to enhance everything.
Strengthen yourself, strengthen your shelter, strengthen your skills, strengthen your profession, strengthen your weapons, strengthen your materials, strengthen your food...
Here, only by constantly upgrading your shelter, constantly upgrading your profession, and stockpiling various resources can you survive.
Stagnation is death!
With the help of two decades of rebirth and the technological advantages of previous generations, we will make arrangements in advance for the development of China’s hardware and software industry.
On the basis of making good use of several major events in the Internet and the technology industry in the past two decades, a former technology leader is quietly changing the technological landscape of the 21st century.
Other patriarchs come out of seclusion to destroy the world, but I come out of seclusion to find a partner for my grandson.
At the start of the game, his lifespan was about to end, and his entire clan turned out to be perpetual bachelors!
In order to survive, I was forced to activate the "hardcore marriage pressure" mode!
Regardless of whether they are human or demon, as long as they are women, they are all my granddaughters-in-law!
The eldest grandson thinks the saintess is too weak? He slaps her unconscious and sends her to the bridal chamber!
The second grandson is afraid of being entangled in karma? Your ancestor will clear out the forbidden zone for you and snatch the Empress as your bodyguard!
Li Changsheng: I don't want to be invincible either, but in order to hold my great-grandson, I have no choice but to destroy all the heavens!