"Three months is too short, you haven't passed my test yet."
"I'm a slow burner, and I hope you understand."
“……”
Looking at the message sent to him by the blind date, Ding Ge was speechless.
After getting along for three months, I thought we could be together smoothly today, but I didn't expect that there would be a test.
Thinking of this, Ding Ge gave up decisively.
Test?
Only the state can test me? What are you.
Unexpectedly, Chu Nan participated in the blind date organized by the unit the next day and ran into a girl.
"Brother, can you give me a contact information?"
"Oops, I bought two movie tickets, I don't know if you'd like to accompany me."
"Hey, hey, hey, do you want to think about it together."
I've seen people who are slow to heat, who can withstand a girl who plays a straight ball.
And when Ding Ge was officially announced, the blind date went crazy.
"No, it's official?"
"Or my cousin?"
"Sure enough, there is no good guy in the boys."
Seeing the series of messages sent by the other party, Ding Ge was speechless.
You said you were slow to heat, what happened when I turned around and left?
Xiao Jin transmigrated into a melodramatic angst-filled novel as a cannon fodder side character.
A strange woman who was disabled, disguised herself as a man, and obsessed with the male lead.
None of that mattered though, because she wouldn’t survive more than three chapters.
The cannon fodder was the third prince of the current dynasty—an accomplished war hero with a fearsome reputation that spanned the empire. Enemy armies trembled at the sound of his name. He was known as the “Ghost Rakshasa.”
Yet this god of war was gravely injured and crippled, coughing up blood after taking just a few steps.
He also developed tuberculosis and hovered on the edge of death.
There was only one reason for this: it was an angst novel. The male lead was the Crown Prince, and the female lead was a fallen princess from a ruined nation.
The cannon fodder’s only role was to destroy the heroine’s country, then die beautifully.
At this moment, Xiao Jin stared at her ruined legs and the pool of blood she had just coughed up. Her mental state completely collapsed.
She kindly told the butler to prepare a coffin—she’d lie down soon.
Then the mechanical voice of a system rang out.
“Warning! Host’s life has only 48 hours remaining. Please complete the first task as soon as possible to extend your lifespan.”
“Task 1: Interrupt the wedding — forcibly marry the heroine who is about to wed the second male lead.”
“Friendly reminder: Only after completing all tasks and getting killed by the heroine, Chu Shao, will your life countdown stop and you can return to your original world.”
Xiao Jin was silent.
In her mind, she pictured a terminally ill cancer patient in a wheelchair dramatically crashing the heroine’s wedding.
“…”
Xiao Jin: “Can I choose death instead?”
System: “Nope, Host.”
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After many twists and turns, Xiao Jin finally completed all the tasks.
That day, the sky was vast and clear, autumn geese flew south.
Chu Shao stepped over the corpses of cannon fodder and returned to her homeland, ascending the throne in glory.
The whole empire bowed before her.
Xiao Jin, in prison robes, sat in a wheelchair, escorted by imperial guards, looking up at the new empress.
She was content.
Everything was ready—now she just needed Chu Shao to kill her.
Empress Chu Shao, with unparalleled beauty, stood with twelve ceremonial tassels hanging from her crown. Sword in hand, she descended the steps and gazed gently at Xiao Jin.
Just when Xiao Jin thought she was about to be stabbed through the heart, Chu Shao raised her sword and slit the throat of the imperial guard beside her.
The rest of the guards turned pale and fell to their knees.
Chu Shao, hands dripping with blood, crouched in front of Xiao Jin. As though gazing up at a deity, she stared at her for a long time.
She placed the bloodied sword aside and said in a trembling voice:
“Don’t leave me.”
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[IMPORTANT WARNINGS!!]
1. While the tone of the story is marked as lighthearted, some parts are definitely not.
2. Chapters 138–140 and 77–80 involve side couples and previous-generation characters. They’re melodramatic, not pure (non-virgin), and written to tie together the story’s logic—please read the author’s notes for context before purchasing.
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How to Enjoy This Story:
1. This is a cathartic fantasy story set in an alternate world—historical accuracy is not the goal.
2. The female lead, Chu Shao, is a yandere and mentally unstable. The system doesn’t do much—Xiao Jin mostly survives by being awesome.
3. The ending has a twist, but it’s a happy one. Timeline explanations are in the author’s note for Chapter 175.
Tags: Strong leads | Transmigration | Gender disguise | Cathartic read | Light tone
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Xiao Jin
Chu Shao
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One-sentence summary: Don’t leave me.
Theme: Though physically broken, the will remains unyielding. Charge forward with courage.
As mankind faces the possibility of survival and destruction, the forbidden land live broadcast quietly arrives.
Choose a lucky person from all countries and bind the fate with this country!
Feng Li, who has already activated the role-playing system and is playing the legendary swordsman, is one of the lucky ones!
Everything obtained in the forbidden land can be realized in reality to a certain extent!
But when the audience saw that the contestant from their country was actually a middle school student with a second-year syndrome, more than one billion people in Long Country were pessimistic!
However, when contestants from other countries were still worrying about their own survival supplies, Feng Li, a contestant from Long Country... "Fuck, he's a swordsman?" "Mom, this person is not a human, he's a god!"...
"Push for more updates! Why hasn't today's update been updated yet?"
"...Senior, it's only six in the morning."
"What about yesterday's? It's only the first update!"
"…Daily love stories are very detail-oriented, and you need inspiration when writing."
"Then where do you get your inspiration? You're obviously single."
“…Imagination.”
"It's better to have a love relationship and collect materials at the same time."
“…I have to write, so I don’t have time.”
"How about I help you?"
"…Help me write?"
"Of course it's love!"
"...Senior, stop joking."
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A story about the daily life of a university student between a failed online writer and a beautiful picture illustrator, in which they both suffer social death. It has only one female protagonist and is not melodramatic or abusive.
(There is already a completed old book "My Girlfriend is an Up Master" with a high subscription of 20,000. It is also a daily dog food article. Welcome to start slaughtering~)
[Note: The content of this book is purely fictional and has nothing to do with the author’s personal experience]
[Rebirth + Darkness + Revenge + No Virgin Mary + No Female Lead + Data Stream + Invincibility + Explosive Soldiers + All Races in the Heavens]
In an era where everyone can awaken the lord of another world, although Ye Feng's military potential is not good, he awakened the special territory of the floating island.
The principal forced Ye Feng to be a slave to his childhood sweetheart Liu Ruyan.
After signing the vassal contract, Liu Ruyan brutally killed Ye Feng in order to completely obtain the floating island.
After experiencing betrayal and rebirth, Ye Feng will pick himself up and vow to use the intelligence advantage of his rebirth to make himself stronger. He must also punish those who hurt him, especially his childhood sweetheart Liu Ruyan.
Who would have thought that someone had no moral integrity and actually killed Ye Feng's only relative. After asking for an explanation to no avail, he turned completely evil.
Ye Feng lost his weak spot and used the power of the golden finger to kill everything, no matter whether the person was innocent or not, it would just be a matter of one easy kill.
When emergency doctor Zhao Yu opened his eyes during the night shift, he saw Kamar-Taj floating in the snow-capped mountains of Nepal. This is the magic holy land of the Marvel Universe and the dangerous frontier where the dark dimension is lurking. Fortunately, he was bound to the "automatic practice system". While others took half a month to learn the magic shield, he could take on a golden entity in three days; while other apprentices were still reciting the "Book of Vishanti", the system had already analyzed the multiverse energy network for him in his sleep. From the terrace of the trainee wizard to the elemental tome on the third floor of the library, from the broken teapot that shocked his senior brother Xiangnan to the strange color in the eyes of his mentor Camidal, Zhao Yu's palm gradually condensed a unique magic that combined space and fire. When the system prompted [Supreme Wizard-level magic fluctuations detected], he looked at the twinkling dimensional gate in the starry sky and finally understood that in this world where Doctor Strange and Dormammu coexist, the magic talent of automatic practice will be the strongest "plug-in" to rewrite fate. This is a story about a time traveler who cheats like crazy with system bugs in a universe where magic and science collide. From a rising star in Kamar-Taj to the judge of the dimensional war, his legend began with the automatically growing golden shield.
Lu Shan had dropped a Upgrade Box in an online game, but he never thought that while using the soul binding function of the equipment, he would actually bind this Upgrade Box to his soul.
Thus, in the real world, Lu Shan possessed a cheating tool that could be called heaven defying … Orange juice + carrot juice + pumpkin juice + tomato sauce can be synthesized into life potions.
The effect of the Life Potion was to recover HP, regardless of cancer, love or missing arms or legs.
As long as the HP was restored to full health, even people who were about to lose their life would be able to recover in an instant.
Wild chrysanthemum + lily + rose + jasmine can synthesize mind medicine.
Spirit Potion could increase memory and thinking abilities.
As long as one had enough spirit potions, even idiots could become Edison.
An old jacket with ruby + sapphire + emerald.
It could increase Agility, Strength, Spirit, Gaga
(Unlimited streaming + no heroine + original copy + shifting reasoning + decisive killing)
【Welcome to the weird game】
[As long as you clear the dungeon, you will get everything you want, wealth, power, health... everything]
In the thirty-sixth year since the advent of the strange game, Qiss was pulled into the dungeon by the Lord God.
Gray fog and yellow clouds cover the sky, ghosts and monsters roam the streets, towering dead trees rise from the ground, and skeletons and carrion pile up everywhere.
This is not reality, there is no such thing as morality and conscience; this is not chaos, there are laws and rules that cannot be disobeyed.
Qisi took a look at the rules and found a lot of loopholes that could be exploited.
(This book is also known as "I Will Dominate the Weird" and "I Will Steal Gods in Weird Games")
——Wenqing version (not speaking human language version) Copywriting——
The rules feed on the gods, and the gods sacrifice all living beings.
The strange game is the snare, and the mysterious resurgence is the medium.
Under the cold fig leaf is an indescribable horror.
Not wanting to be controlled by fate, Si Qi jumped out of his shackles.
Tear apart morality and dance alone on the border between black and white; break away from the rules and build your own throne.
He is not a god in this life, but Weird Games has already prepared a god status for him and welcomed his return with a feast of death.
Li Xiao, who traveled to Liyue, possessed a useless system. Forced by it, he embarked on a life of tormenting, a life everyone hated. Just when he couldn't stand the pursuit anymore and decided to go to Mondstadt, a chat group called "A Loving Family" invited him... Hmm? Other worlds too? Then, no beautiful girls from those worlds would be able to escape! Li Xiao declared, "I don't have any lifelong wishes, I just want to surpass as many 2D beauties as possible." This is a complete collection of all the female characters. If you're a fan of the original story and don't mind spoiling the relationships between the characters, please proceed with caution. The super-super-super-super starts after Chapter 23. And the author is a foot-obsessed person with frequent freakouts. Currently featured in the worlds: Genshin Impact, Gensokyo, Honkai Impact 3rd, Madoka Magica, Chisou, and Sohōman. Currently featured in the daily Sohōman world: MyGO, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, and The Visible Girl.
[No system + traditional fantasy + top-notch old 6 + many women + decisive killing + relaxed and refreshing article]
In public, a classic scene of broken engagement occurred.
The protagonist Gu Feng smiled slightly:
"Hey, I have no objection to you breaking off the engagement.
However, we have to calculate the breakup compensation first!"
Take out a golden abacus.
He was well prepared and blackmailed his fiancée for four million spirit stones.
"My ex, no, you sucker, please go away!"
The young man who values money more than his life breaks into the world of cultivation and stirs up the situation.
Gather the Nine Cauldrons, resist the alien race, uncover the eternal secrets, achieve the throne of the Human Emperor, and break the fate of no one becoming an immortal for millions of years since the 'Great Sealing of the Heavens'.
King Zhou, the First Emperor, Taizu... The ancient emperors who left great reputations in the history of the human race, crossed the long river of time, and came to the final world one by one!