[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

He starts out as a rich second-generation with a beautiful wife and a school beauty sister-in-law.

But Xu Mu couldn't be happy.

Just because he became the brainless villain in the book, beating and scolding his wife, making the Dragon King's sister live in a doghouse, and when the Dragon King returned, all his ashes were scattered.

Fortunately, Xu Mu awakened the justice system, and he wanted to change the inevitable death.

A wife needs to be loved, and of course the sister-in-law should live in the bed of the villa.

When the Dragon King returned, he saw a loving family.

Xu Mu discovered that in addition to the Dragon King, many other protagonists appeared one by one and began to target him, so he was forced to fight back.

How many stunningly beautiful senior sisters do you have?

Sorry, they are my senior sisters now.

Are you, the soldier king, returning to look for the white moonlight?

Sorry, your white moonlight has long regarded me as her white moonlight.

In the Spirit Martial Continent, countless races coexist, geniuses emerge in droves, the strong are revered, and the lives of the weak are as worthless as weeds. A disciple of the outer sect of the Heavenly Sword Sect in the Eastern Prefecture of the Cangyun Kingdom struggles to survive. He inherits the greatest cultivation technique of all time—the Nine Revolutions Dao Scripture—aiming to become an unparalleled emperor, crushing everything in his path. Ding Lie says: "This world is vast, and there are truly many who consider themselves strong, so there are far too many rules, which is very frustrating. But I don't want to abide by the rules…" "If there's anything in this world that can't be solved with a single punch, then add a sword to that list."

Ye Xingchen, after five years of extinction, condensed the 'Origin of the Holy Thunder Law', rose from the Northern Wilderness, explored the mystery of his life experience, bathed in the blood of geniuses, seized the fortune of the heavens, cut off the cycle of cause and effect, and ruled the heavens!

'Shatter the darkness with thunder!'

On the Blue Sea Star, there is an extraordinary group of people who control all kinds of incredible power through armed cards, called Star Card Masters.

Su Yuan came across, and he also carried a system that can strengthen his own star card.

Awakening of Transformation Realm Enlightenment Soul Card = Top Qualification Soul Card [Phoenix of the Blue Sky]

Consummation-level popular walking step: avoid certain long-range attacks!

Perfect level Cang Yan Strike: double Cang Yan Strike!

Consummation-level metamagnetic heavy pressure: heavy pressure field!

Consummation level air cut: break the boundary line!

Perfect flaming fingers + perfect hardened iron clothes = hands of burning gold!

...

Su Yuan started from strengthening the initial soul-initiating card, step by step to the ultimate realm of Star Card Master!

Fighting with all my might, burning myself to the bone, tearing my soul apart… I, the Great Hero Emiya (no mistake), am going to wipe out six in one go today! A max-level Peach Blossom Calamity, a nuclear-powered swordsman, a hand-crafted divine creation, unmatched Mapo Tofu, undefeated—I, the Great Hero Emiya, want to go home! I want my sister and my wife! (High five) Just give Miyu a boost, and I'll summon my magic, tear apart singularities, and kick the Demon King. …With a not-so-intelligent cheat system, Emiya Ritsuka travels through the world, embarking on a journey to find miracles and return home.

"Luo Dagen wakes up to find himself transformed into Wolverine's clone, X-24, with his paws poked at a tree stump. A bullet strikes, and as he raises his hand—ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Half his hand is gone, and a piece of his skull is ripped open, slowly healing. What's going on? This story tells of a clone who, equipped with a haphazardly assembled system, levels up in various worlds. The main world is, of course, Marvel, but a Marvel without mutants."

People are in Doupo, and Canaan Academy is starting.

No system, but scheming, good talent, high talent, and strong creativity.

To Xiao Yan, do not flatter or slander, treat him pragmatically, and decide the attitude and method based on the position and the development of the situation.

The story of a strong man, a journey to the top.

"Who are you?" "Lin Yuan, Canaan Academy."

"Who are you?" "Soul Hall, Yuan Tianzun."

"Who are you?" "Danta, Elder Yuan."

"Who are you?"

"Who I am is not important, who becomes the Dou Emperor is important!!!"

[Ice Lord & Ying Huanhuan] [Ling Qingzhu] [Lord of Life and Death] [Lord of Darkness] [Nine-Tailed Fox] [Kun Qing'er & Kun Ling] Transmigrating into the world of Martial Universe, Cangwu traveled ten thousand years into the past and became the Devouring Lord, one of the Eight Ancient Lords. Near death in the final moments of the First Heaven and Earth War, Cangwu was transported ten thousand years into the future due to a spatial and temporal distortion. He hid within the Ancestral Stone, where he was accidentally awakened by Lin Dong.

[Brain hole + Relaxation + Harem]

After waking up, Lin Qinghan traveled to the Douluo Continent as a baby 10,000 years after the God King Tang became a god.

He originally wanted to rely on his wealthy family to live a life of idleness and wait for death, but when his martial soul awakened, he awakened two main martial souls: brain waves and bioelectricity.

Lin Qinghan: Have I really become a radio alien?

Wang Donger: What is your ability? Invisible and intangible, but there is electricity.

Xiao Xiao: So, you use my tripod to fire an electromagnetic cannon?

Tang Ya: That is, I offer my loyalty to you!

Why did senior sister Zhang Lexuan’s knot in her heart get resolved? Why did the eldest daughter of Haotian Sect suffer persecution as soon as she entered school? It all has to do with Lin Qinghan.

Lin Qinghan (speechless): Yes, yes, yes, it was all my fault.